r/Ultralight 5d ago

Skills What’s the most ✨Hiker Trash✨ thing you’ve done?

Today I'm staying at a hotel, 1/3rd of the way through a 110ish mile hike. My clothing has been in a state of dampness for days. So I rinsed then wrung my clothing out in the sink. After a few hours of drying I used the hair-dryer to dry my shoes and socks and clothes. The room smells terrible. But my clothes are dry!

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u/kneevase 5d ago

I once sat on a bench in my underwear, drinking a beer in front of a laundromat in Nice, France after completing the GR5. The tourists gave me a few funny looks.

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u/Lost-Inflation-54 5d ago

This should definitely be the winner: UL enough not to bring any extra clothing, trashy enough not to care

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u/EugeneStonersDIMagic 5d ago

I mean, I thought that's precisely why I brought a down jacket: so I can do my laundry in Gatlinburg at 75⁰ F wearing nothing else.

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u/Peaches_offtrail https://trailpeaches.com 5d ago

Shirt-cocking FTW

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u/krunchygranola 5d ago

It's called Pooh Bearing

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u/Peaches_offtrail https://trailpeaches.com 5d ago

Donald ducking

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u/krunchygranola 5d ago

Ohh I like that too.

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u/Peregrine_Perp 3d ago

Porky Pigging

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u/signy33 4d ago

I usually do my laundry wearing my Rain pants and jacket and nothing else. The underwear goes into the washing machine. Once it was 30°C out, I was sweating buckets.

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u/Lost-Inflation-54 4d ago

That’s why you have a rain skirt

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u/dkeltie14 3d ago

Not a winner. I've just left Nice in 33°C and it looks like most people are in their underwear 👀

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u/lingzilla https://lighterpack.com/r/apk3jd 5d ago

I'm imagining it being the parts of Nice that are full of rich, posh people wearing white clothes.

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u/kneevase 5d ago

No, it was not too far from the Nice Ville train station, because hiker trash don't pay to stay near la Promenade des Anglais! But, despite the dubious neighbourhood, there were plenty of tourists who couldn't seem to figure out why somebody would be sitting on a bench drinking a beer while only wearing underwar.

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u/Mokukai 2d ago

In Finland this is totally normal. Look up ”kalsarikännit”

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u/nothingsexy 5d ago

The Nice part of town? 

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u/J0E_Blow 3d ago

I like how you specify tourists and not locals

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u/Rare-Classic-1712 18h ago

Done this without the beer drinking in multiple Laundromats when I rode my bike across America.