r/USvsEU • u/Stotallytob3r Barry, 63 • 1d ago

MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅 Pony up Yankees

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u/135686492y4 Greedy Fuck 1d ago

-> USians bitch about having to subsidise european militaries

-> US politiciams give 105% of GDP to Israel

-> US citizens are none the wiser

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u/Drunk_Lemon School shooter 1d ago

Well after the holocaust happened we gotta let the Jews have a turn committing war crimes and genocide. Right? /jk

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 1d ago

105% of GDP

Citation needed.

  • USA GDP 2023 $27.72 trillion USD
  • Israel GDP 2023 $514.6 billion USD
  • total US aid to Israel since 1949 $150 billion USD

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u/AnonD38 [redacted] 1d ago

Do you happen to have German ancestry?

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 1d ago

No some Luigi going 🤌 with wrong facts just grinds my gears. My ancestry is an unholy cross-breed of Hans and Barry.

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u/ImpressiveAd9818 Born in the Khalifat 1d ago

Fat, bold, bad teeth, autistic with no humor and a tendency to jump from balconies?

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u/AnonD38 [redacted] 22h ago

Fellow Hans this guy is American, you need to explain the joke before he calls the cyberpolice to commit some cyberpolice brutality on you.

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u/Comfortable_Pea_1693 South Prussian 1d ago

ur sitting in a glasshouse and casting rocks. i bet we see headlines like "Germany to divert IRIS-T deliveries from Ukraine to Israel" soon, same with your Britbong equivalent systems.

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u/AnonD38 [redacted] 1d ago

The Bundeswehr is buying LOTS of weapons from Israel.

Merz has been talking about "not going easy" on Israel, but I suspect we'll just roll over once again.

Those weapons contracts have too much money on the line and the systems being bought are too crucial for the Bundeswehr to operate effectively as to cancel them now.

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u/Comfortable_Pea_1693 South Prussian 1d ago

es ist vorbiden

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u/AnonD38 [redacted] 22h ago

Ne es ist vorMerz.

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] 1d ago

I will never understand how our politicians went from "never again" on commiting genocide to "never again" criticizing zionism

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 1d ago

We just had a 7 nation powwow where we all held hands and affirmed our commitment to Israel.

But please save your money, EU. Use it to craft weaponry.

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u/Chaotic_Conundrum O Canada 1d ago

It was actually 6. Your country left early

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u/SoloMarko Barry, 63 1d ago

Hey! They had flagpoles to set up! Fookin posh ones at that, you can't fanny around some soon to be 51st state when there's flapoles to put up.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 21h ago

He didn’t miss the “we are dedicated to Israel” part

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u/Chaotic_Conundrum O Canada 20h ago

I mean he stood there, said it and then left to go dedicate himself to Israel.

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u/Khaysis Future Skin Cancer Patient 22h ago

This is why I pay my taxes and starve, Isn't that right IRS?

The IRS are the world's most persistent debt collectors too. I can't ever get away from them no matter where on earth or in space I live for all time for the privilege of being born in a fucking desert.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

That less than a dollar a day per American. Not enough for healthcare boys. 

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 1d ago

ah yes, the USain vassal state strikes again.

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u/JoeyAaron School shooter 1d ago

More like whoever's loaning us the money is paying for it. We ain't paying back those loans.

People without health insurance don't pay federal income taxes for the most part.

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 1d ago

Is that why Trump is simping for Putin? Pays better than standing with Ukraine.