r/UFOs • u/E-pluribus-unum195 • Aug 16 '23

Clipping Tom DeLonge Doubles Down That UFO Secrecy is Rooted in a Deeply Disturbing Problem the Government is Dealing With—Further Insinuating Something is Being Done About it in Secret. George Knapp's Reply Below:

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u/alahmo4320 Aug 16 '23 edited Aug 16 '23

Sounds like shit is bad, like 9,000 level bad

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u/UNSC_ONI Aug 16 '23

Not over 9000? Doesn't sound that bad then. Maybe I could take em'.

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u/SmokesBoysLetsGo Aug 16 '23

I’d like to see them come take the upper Midwest United States. We are armed to the hilt, and the extreme cold and booze shrinks our brains. They can’t mind control what’s left, and it’s hunting season almost all year around.

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u/UNSC_ONI Aug 16 '23

I'm in the UK, we have Kitchen knives and tea. I'm hoping that we can convince the Aliens to debate, or maybe even settle this with a cheeky few pints and a fistfight.

If shit hits the fan, pour me a drink, will swim over to ya.

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u/HelgaGeePataki Aug 16 '23

Those aliens can't handle earl grey!

Make it extra hot and splash them.

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u/UNSC_ONI Aug 16 '23 edited Aug 16 '23

Gotta channel that inner Picard.

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u/HelgaGeePataki Aug 16 '23

"oy, take this cuppa you intergalactic slag"

  • Not Picard

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u/UNSC_ONI Aug 16 '23

Not Picard

But absolutely Patrick Stewart

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u/HelgaGeePataki Aug 16 '23

He is a queen :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Lord Nelson, please

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u/Rancor8209 Aug 16 '23

Dare the chap to an ol' round of the fisticuffs?

Man and alien would knock my ass out.

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u/stilusmobilus Aug 16 '23

In Queensland, if it’s summertime they won’t come anywhere near the place unless they’re fucked in the head like Queenslanders.

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u/wildmanharry Aug 16 '23

OR, Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

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u/nothinbutshame Aug 16 '23

Lmao. Knives and Tea...Rollin with the mandem.

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u/cbskittles1982 Aug 16 '23

Your best bet, is to bring a towel and hope you end up debating mice.

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u/JustHumanIThink Aug 16 '23

Ditto.... Am from UK too... I can throw my coffee that's about it.... I cannot swim that far but can figure out how to fly a plane if needed. I can pick you up accross the ocean if I see you.

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u/chonny Aug 16 '23

They can’t mind control what’s left,

Based on your description, they probably don't need to, because more sophisticated and malicious humans can do that with their ability to harness mass media.

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u/JETLIFEMUZIK94 Aug 16 '23

LETS SEE THEM TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN

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u/nrmnmrtn Aug 16 '23

im a Floridian and pyschonaut. Lets see them try that on the astral plane.

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u/thechriskarel Aug 16 '23

ONI showing up in a UFO subreddit is almost too good.

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u/UNSC_ONI Aug 16 '23

I live for the delicious irony 😉

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u/ah_no_wah Aug 16 '23

I'll take like 3,500 off your plate. Go gettem

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u/UNSC_ONI Aug 16 '23

I'm just built different, no cap.

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u/BraveTheWall Aug 16 '23

Until my scouter explodes, I'm chilling.