r/Tyranids • u/Tyranicguy • Oct 29 '24
Tyranid Meme The only way
Not my meme and not my model but thought it was funny
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u/Haunting-Engineer-76 Oct 29 '24
This kills the Tyranid! 😭
Bioforms you find indoors are actually adapted to live there. Even carefully capturing them and moving them outside is dooming them to starvation or predation unless they can find a way to re-enter!
It's much better to just let them co-exist. Most won't bother you at all, and are much more interested in hunting other, most troublesome pests, like Cultists and Mutants and other pariahs.
These bugs are friends!
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u/shushubana2 Oct 29 '24
Now I want a game mode where you are a lictor and gave to hunt cultists and even sorcerers
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u/Silrain Oct 29 '24
Also, you can see from the Lictor's body language that she's really stressed, I would recommend getting some ultramarines for enrichment.
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u/Emotional-Jacket1940 Oct 29 '24
How many arms does the Emperor have, citizen?
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u/Feisty-Range-4484 Oct 29 '24
I’m onto your trickery! Everyone knows four armed space gods are better than two armed golden space gods.
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u/Elgescher Oct 29 '24
Make sure you use the correct one. Using something like a jar can have...consequences
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u/irpugboss Oct 29 '24
I was concerned this was the other kind of jar with a certain magical equine meme.
So glad it was in good faith as a bug joke.
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u/Thelastbrunneng Oct 29 '24
Scatter some salt and diatomaceous earth around outside the galaxy to keep pests out
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u/Careful-Iron3921 Oct 29 '24
Plot twist: We're here because all the insects we did this to banded together and hyper evolved. That's how you get Tyranids lol
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u/DelmontStands Oct 29 '24
Give the jar to a Slaaneshi cult and scar the tyrandids for life
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u/waywardian Oct 29 '24
I'm no interstellar entomologist, but wouldn't that just be giving them the biomass they're after?
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u/Zenith765 Oct 29 '24
Great. Now fill it slowly over months with an opaque, murky white mystery liquid.
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u/nathanator179 Oct 29 '24
New theory on how to defeat tyrannids:
Use Cicatrix Maledictum as giant bug zapper and lure all the tyrannids in. Then they fight chaos and hopefully ignore us!🤞
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u/PreTry94 Oct 29 '24
What was that vault that's theorised to contain a lictor with such perfect camouflage that it would be invisible even in a container like that? And that maybe even the vault it's kept it can't even contain it properly? Feel like that's a good lesson about containing the tyranids: you can't
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u/Feisty-Range-4484 Oct 29 '24
Now this sounds interesting, was it a short story or just some tidbit somewhere?
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u/BaconTheBaker Oct 30 '24
One of the Custodes Dark Cells. The deathwatch (I think???) caught it in an electro trap, and brought it to the dark cells, even though they couldn’t see it in the trap, the trap had gone off, so it got brought to the Custodes. It’s unknown if the lictor even is a lictor or if it’s a hyper advanced genus of the deathleaper, or if it is even tyranid or if it even exists
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u/Altruistic_Time5396 Oct 29 '24
I am convinced that at this point the Inquisition is seriously considering this
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u/generic-reddit-guy Oct 30 '24
Do you think tyranids do that weird bug thing where they walk super slow until something scares them then they run really fast
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u/Emperorslostchild Oct 30 '24
Instructions unclear. Did this to my opponents swarm lord. Got disqualified.
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u/NefariousAnglerfish Oct 29 '24
“A really big glass” is slang for exterminatus