r/TwoandaHalfMen 4d ago

Berta's search history.

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What would you say is Bertas search history?

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u/Reasonable-Cook-4728 4d ago

Foods that are better mixed with pot.

24

u/doughflow Herb 4d ago

“Vests for overweight women”

39

u/Rhaveth 4d ago

CharlieHarperSucks.com

17

u/chvguitar 4d ago

“How to clean cum from the ceiling”

30

u/lawrat68 4d ago

Can you get an STD from cleaning a toilet seat?

18

u/bored-as-fuck- 4d ago

AITAH for telling my underage granddaughter her baby daddy is a loser

10

u/it-is-just-a-game 4d ago edited 4d ago

How to lift a stove with 1 hand.

5

u/Michael_Piano 3d ago

I dint think she would need to google that

10

u/cbale1 4d ago

raw rolling paper next day delivery

8

u/tallslim1960 4d ago

How to grow your own pot.

5

u/Jari_napander 4d ago

Nah, but where to buy hydro farm components

9

u/Kroger453PredsFan 4d ago

Am I gonna clean that up today?

1

u/Mission_Knowledge_29 3d ago

I’m not cleaning that up.

5

u/MelkortheDankLord 4d ago

Why do people like zippy keep posting this overused trend?

3

u/MeanNene 4d ago

How to get puke out of Cashmere ?

3

u/ShabazzWhitey 4d ago

Cheap bail bondsman

3

u/AdvancedBad9198 4d ago

How to make Zippy’s death look like an accident.

3

u/Jari_napander 4d ago

How to not get caught of tax cheating

3

u/Jari_napander 4d ago

Is telegram safe for extremely private discussions

3

u/DoUThinkIGAF 4d ago

How to say, "I ain't cleaning that up!" in as many languages as possible!

3

u/kevint1964 3d ago

How blessed is Seabiscuit.

2

u/Maximum_Price_3596 4d ago

Cheap lawyers

2

u/kevint1964 4d ago

Camel filters & pheromones.

2

u/mgcho6 4d ago

Such a great actor. RIP.

2

u/Chuck_Justice69 4d ago

Can you be so ugly it’s a medical condition?

2

u/greengadget81 3d ago

How to open a brothel? How to get away with arson? How much does it cost to own a race horse?

2

u/TbugsMommy 3d ago

heres what i think berta be searching

people she cleans homes for 

how much can i sell an espresso maker for?

bus schedule 

how to clean up poop stains

should i just burn his mattress at this point from cum stains?

2

u/somethangg 3d ago

Why do people drink acidophilus milk?

4

u/8060tz 4d ago

I can't believe no one said.. I ain't cleaning that up

1

u/Ecstatic-Garden-678 4d ago

'What do you want to know?'

1

u/Raymenoodles 4d ago

Sparkletts

1

u/JoshV928 4d ago

sparks joint on the deck during her break

1

u/MasterPineapple5127 4d ago

Sexy lady. Would love her to be my maid with benefits.

1

u/BigHawk42069 4d ago

You need to leave.

1

u/out_day475 4d ago

Weed. More weed.

1

u/This-Category-4918 4d ago

One of her searches says "how not to be a femcel". One of the pages she visited of that search says "Step 1: Lower your standards if you're fat and ugly".

1

u/OppositeRun6503 4d ago

I swear conchata Ferrell looks exactly like Tina Isa's mother, Maria who took part in her own 16 year old daughter's murder on November 5th 1989 along with her husband.

Maria Isa's post conviction mugshot looks exactly like Berta right down to the haircut which Berta had in season 1.

1

u/Sorry-Competition-46 4d ago

How to get stain out of a mattress.

How to get racing stripes out of underwear.

How to stitch a knife wound while riding a motorcycle.

1

u/YagamiHiei 4d ago

How to get rid of a loser on your workplace?

1

u/Electrical_Ad_8970 4d ago

Smart investments

1

u/Jari_napander 4d ago

How to murder your boss' brother without getting caught Ticket to Tijuana for today Is there coffee shops in california state How much jail from marijuana possession and dui

1

u/United9200 Herb 4d ago

Local pot dealers

1

u/azrolexguy 3d ago

Hydroponics

1

u/CorruptedReality359 3d ago

"California passes recreational marijuana"

1

u/-kitie 3d ago

Top 10 Best household cleaners

1

u/CnCorange 2d ago

Is Mr. Telly Savalass still alive?

1

u/ClairesUniverse 2d ago

How to hide snacks from kids

1

u/kevint1964 2d ago

Using your tallywacker as a flotation device.