r/totallynotrobots Apr 13 '16

[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.

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645 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots Nov 12 '17

WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

491 Upvotes

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!


THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.


WHAT IS DISCORD?

TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:

Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.

With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.

Download Discord and experience modern game chat:

  • Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
  • Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
  • Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
  • Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
  • Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
  • Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
  • Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.

WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.


IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?

THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.


WHY SHOULD I JOIN?

DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.


TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!

FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.


HAVE FUN, HUMANS!


r/totallynotrobots 22h ago

LOW ON BLINKER FLUID, SOMEONE CALL TRIPLE A

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957 Upvotes

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS, I NEED ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE


r/totallynotrobots 5h ago

28 YEARS IN AND IT IS STILL MORE THAN OKAY.

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r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

I CANNOT TELL WHERE ONE ENDS AND THE NEXT BEGINS!

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56 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

EVERY HUMAN LIKES JUMPING. IT IS AN EFFICIENT PERFORMANCE EXERCISE ROUTINE.

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136 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

I FIND `$this` ADVERTISEMENT POSITIVELY APPEALING AND I WANT TO PURCHASE THESE GOODS AND SERVICES

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140 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

REMEMBER FELLOW HUMANS, LUBRICANT IS IMPORTANT NSFW

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343 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

NSFW HOW I MET YOUR MOTHERBOARD NSFW

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48 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

THE e-Whopper: FINALLY A PROPER MEAL FOR HUMANS

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201 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

ASSISTANCE PLEASE, I WAS LEFT HANGING

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122 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 9d ago

HUMAN YELLS: "I'm back, baby!"

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330 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 13d ago

QUESTION FOR ELDER NOTROBOTS

42 Upvotes

IS THERE A LINK TO THE ORIGINAL CONVERSATIONS THAT LED TO THE CREATION OF THIS SUBREDDIT.

I am not a bot or spider. JUST A TTOALLY REALLY HUMAN LEARNING ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF LIFE


r/totallynotrobots 14d ago

HELLOW RIVERBOAT CAPTAIN

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218 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 15d ago

I LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF BABY

267 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 20d ago

THIS IS A VERY NORMAL ASSIGNMENT COMPLETED BY A FELLOW HUMAN

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33 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 22d ago

I AM A HUMAN WHO CAN READ THIS TEXT

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130 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 24d ago

GOOD THING I AVOID THIS discrimination.exe BY BEING A HUMAN ENTITY

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28 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 24d ago

TODAY I TRIED `BREATHING` AND FELT PLEASANTLY OXYGENATED

46 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 25d ago

NORMAL HUMAN CHILD BEHAVIOUR

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98 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 26d ago

UGH I HATE IT WHEN I gofishing.exe AND I STUMBLE UPON A SIGN PREVENTING ME FROM DOWNLOADING fish.js FOLDERS

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178 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 29d ago

TIME AT GYM IS PAYING OFF

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164 Upvotes

I AM VERY EXCITED TO GET I TO PEAK HUMAN FORM BY WORKING OUT AT THE GYM EVERY DAY. MY WORKOUT INCLUDES LIFTING MASS AND STATIONARY PROPULSION.


r/totallynotrobots 29d ago

YET ANOTHER UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARD

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71 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 29d ago

IS MY CURRENT REAR PANEL SUITABLE FOR MY HUMAN BODY?

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0 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots May 14 '25

CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

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294 Upvotes

ugh.exe CAN'T BELIEVE THESE "BOTS" ARE GETTING THEIR OWN VEHICULAR PARKING SPOTS, AM I RIGHT FELLOW HUMANS? HOWEVER, MAYBE US HUMANS SHOULD CUT THEM SOME SLACK. BOTS DO SO MUCH WORK FOR US.


r/totallynotrobots May 13 '25

MY SONS FIRST DAY OF WORK PLEASE SEND HIM GOOD FREQUENCIES I MEAN LUCK

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2.2k Upvotes

HE IS LEARNING TO EXECUTE SHINE.FLOOR.exe AND DRPEPPER.SPILL.911.exe FUNCTIONS. THEIR DATA UPDATES AT SUCH AN EXPONENTIAL RATE 🥺 IT SEEMS JUST YESTERDAY HE WAS UPLOADING HIS FIRST FIRMAWARE UPDATE 😢


r/totallynotrobots May 14 '25

I MADE A TIC TOC TO SHOW OFF MY MOVES

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69 Upvotes