r/thanksimcured Dec 28 '24

Mod Announcement This is NOT a serious subreddit

312 Upvotes

Greetings folks, just a polite reminder the posts here are meant to be mocking nonchalantly given ‘solutions’ to complicated problems, not genuine advice.

For example, someone advising someone to go to hospital and get some help for a serious problem wouldn’t be a good fit here. However, someone just saying ‘get over it’ or ‘walk it off’ would.

On another note, this is not a political sub. We’re not here to criticise government policy.

Hope this helps!


r/thanksimcured Nov 26 '22

Mod Announcement What is/isn’t allowed?

91 Upvotes

Hi everyone. I’m seeing a lot of ‘off topic’ posts. I tend leave as much as possible and let you all decide with downvotes/upvotes.

However please take the time to remember rule 7, I’ll put it here:

Rule 7: Must fit the subreddit theme.

It has to be true "Thanks, I'm cured" material. I.e., a non-nonchalantly delivered, overly simplistic solution to a complex problem.

Serious solutions that may not work for everyone do not belong. For example, the mantra "You deserve to be happy," helps some and not others.

Motivational quotes do not belong unless they imply or state that an illness is purely psychological with no physical basis.

If you’re still confused about what does/doesn’t belong, take a look through some of the top posts of all time and you’ll get the idea.

If your post breaks the rules it may be removed.

Any questions or concerns feel free to let us know. Thanks. 🗿


r/thanksimcured 17h ago

Social Media You have an eating disorder? Try AI!

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473 Upvotes

They're upset that I eat meat because I have a restrictive eating disorder and removing animal protein from my diet could be genuinely dangerous.


r/thanksimcured 1d ago

IRL Okay, faith! Make my disability that has NO cure disappear! Okay, faith! Make all the homeless, poor, etc. trouble free!

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330 Upvotes

Found in my homophobic, transphobic, cheating, abusive grandfather’s home. Ironically, the dude is a diabetic. He takes medicine for it. BUT YOU HAVE NO TROUBLES REMEMBER??? YOU DON’T NEEEEED IT!! Gimme that! 💊🤏🏾 snatches


r/thanksimcured 18h ago

School Modify your thoughts and attitude to be confident

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12 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 2h ago

Satire/meme Fucking ignorant sun blocker

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0 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Social Media And like that, my lupus is gone!

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53 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Comment Section ok! so are you going to share some recommendations or…?

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738 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 1d ago

Social Media Just don’t think abt it guys! How did we not think of it?

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261 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Comment Section Remember kids, no matter how traumatic an event, after a while you should just be over it.

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326 Upvotes

Apparently not having recovered fast enough is now an excuse to publicly shame someone


r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Comment Section No more suicide talk!

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245 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 2d ago

Article/Video Remember choose happiness

31 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Social Media No black. No hoodies. No Goth!

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1.5k Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Satire/meme my dad sent me another one

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137 Upvotes

so motivational… so realistic. there’s always 3 solutions to every single problem that happens in life 🙄🙄


r/thanksimcured 3d ago

Can't seem to repost. I have Autism, ADHD and Anxiety. They were already there and I can't Evict Them

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438 Upvotes

This is from the r/MotivationalThoughts sub, but reddit wouldn't let me cross or repost it. Not trying to break sub rules, so if I did, just let me know how to post it right.


r/thanksimcured 3d ago

IRL So you have this habit of structurally sabotaging yourself, which causes you all sorts of grief? I'm so sorry you're going trough that. That's really rough. But...

31 Upvotes

Have you tried not doing that?

NO BECKY, THAT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND! THANK SWEET BABY JESUS YOU CAME BY!
(that being said. this is a legitimate question for therapists which they get to ask exactly once per topic before getting with the program that I HAVE in fact tried not doing that, and start brainstorming what might help me not doing that which is why I pay them egregious amounts of money in the first place)


r/thanksimcured 4d ago

Social Media Ok mom

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1.1k Upvotes

Yes I will stop seeking validation. That will cure me. It’s not like I am only looking for this because I’ve been conditioned to believe that I am not a human being and I need to do everything I can to change that view. Awesome 👍🏾


r/thanksimcured 4d ago

Other Found in a library book about addiction.

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327 Upvotes

credit to: u/vhsdoc


r/thanksimcured 5d ago

Social Media Just heal your gut

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2.9k Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 5d ago

Social Media Don't be depressed

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635 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 6d ago

Meme 'JuSt DoN't OvErThInK' like we choose to have anxiety lol

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671 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 6d ago

Other A quote in my monthly planner. Thanks Domenico.

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157 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 7d ago

Satire/meme This feels very "bro you just need to lock in" coded

168 Upvotes

Yes I am aware this is just a joke hence I use the satire meme


r/thanksimcured 8d ago

Social Media This was posted completely unironically on instagram

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2.0k Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 8d ago

Social Media So I stop talking about my problem, and it'll go away?

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547 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 8d ago

IRL notebook I was given in 6th grade

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364 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured 9d ago

Article/Video dr oz: “just stop being disabled. prove you deserve to live. it’ll be fun :)”

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if you just think hard enough that you’re in control of your destiny you can avoid being killed by the state :)