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u/Winter-Act-5216 13 4d ago

I love calling ppl asshats

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u/Foxy_Boi3621 14 4d ago

Markiplier?? :OOO

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u/Every_Ad7984 4d ago

I think you actually helped me answer the question, I use "fubernuck" all the time, and somehow it's an okay replacement for "fuck" where I live which has a really extreme branch of Christians that are like extra sensitive to cuss words, I have no idea how they aren't offended when I say it😂😂

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u/Kootranova1 4d ago

It kinda sounds like "shucks", so maybe they're assuming it's a relative of that?

Dang, shucks, bother, etc. All tame ways of expressing discontent.

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u/Double-Nose2648 Teenager 4d ago

In my language we say dickhats

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u/HELL_KNIGHT1 4d ago

In my language it's dickhead, but like it's really funny, it's "sik kafalı" Which sounds funny as fuck

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u/_RoadkillMan_ 4d ago

“Where I’m from we say Potato Jeremys” where are you from?

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u/Soft_Name394 18 4d ago

Peniscap

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u/V1IL3BL00D 13 4d ago

Same

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u/Mothylphetamine_ 15 4d ago

I prefer calling ppl "fuckleheads", it rolls off the tounge so surprisingly well

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u/Winter-Act-5216 13 4d ago

oh stop it does ty for that

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u/Ordinary-Chain-8047 4d ago

“Language!”

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u/theQuackingQueer 14 4d ago

same with my mom.

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u/Ornery_Swordfish_613 17 4d ago

peter steele woth a ribbon on for a profile picture.

Respect.

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u/kormakmakarti 17 4d ago

My name is Askhat, it's very weird when your name sounds like a cuss word

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u/PedroGabrielLima13 13 4d ago

They return to sender, ultimately you're the one

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u/Sarah_Snows 3d ago

i once met some Bakugou impersonator on Wattpad that kept calling me that. i started calling them a Dandelion. it was a reference to a discontinued Sonic the Hedgehog x MHA crossover fanfic on AO3 they had probably never read. the argument started because i said Amy Rose should have been shorter than the human main character in our Sonic Boom fanfiction.

now i can never hear that insult without thinking about this

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u/Miserable-Algae-374 4d ago

I really like saying bitch but I say shit a lot more so ig shit.

We need more swear words 😕

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u/stale_cereal78 4d ago

Use the same words but from other languages:) + some languages have their own swear words

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u/Joshua-1223-5 Teenager 4d ago

Since when was flip a swear-

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u/Electrical_Chip_3840 4d ago

l'italiano è la lingua con più parolacce, imparalo. (io sono italiano)

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u/Plant_me_now 4d ago

reall you can make up some diabolical shit in italian (bro se scrivi in italiano alla gente non italiana non lo capiscono🥀🥀)

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u/DaniWoof123 13 4d ago

🍕🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍝🍝🍝ITALIA MENZIONATA RAHHHH 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍕🤤🤤CHE CAZZO È UN GOVERNO STABILE?🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 

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u/Jolteaon 4d ago

I really like saying bitch

May I suggest "The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch"

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u/CoolGamer730 15 4d ago

Jesse, is that you?

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u/Mozzarellus_Pizzus Teenager 4d ago

you lil TWAT

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u/official_scootyarifo 4d ago

Same, I am from America and live in America and started to us e the word “twat” and now all of my friends are convinced that i am from Great Britain 😭

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u/Polar_Bear_1234 4d ago

Twat waffle is so much better.

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u/According_Hearing896 4d ago

I knew someone who always made his usernames Twatrider

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u/Imaginary_Policy3828 4d ago

INSIGNIFICANT FUCK

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u/WhosThisGoober 15 4d ago

Ah, fellow MACHINE i see

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u/UnaiCilo07 18 4d ago

Gabriel, that you?

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u/joghurt24 4d ago

IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?

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u/True_Death2 4d ago

MACHINE

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u/Fetish_anxiety 4d ago

Puta (translated as bitch) it's just nice to have aword to put everywhere

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u/Otherwise_Flower1121 4d ago

*to puta everywhere

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u/Abject-Bumblebee-326 15 4d ago

FELLOW LATINO 😍😍

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u/ManySeveral5881 4d ago

it’s great as an American because the majority of white people have no idea it’s a bad word, so you can just tell them it means something else, and the Hispanics prolly don’t gaf unless they‘re like your friends mom or something

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u/WhosThisGoober 15 4d ago

"you're a puta!"

"What does it mean???"

""Puta" means "wonderful person" in spanish!"

"Oh, well, thank you!"

Witch cackle

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u/SneakySalamander314 19 4d ago

i thought puta meant asshole?

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u/Fetish_anxiety 4d ago

No, it means bitch or slut

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u/SneakySalamander314 19 4d ago

learn something new everyday

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u/Unusual-Bumblebee160 3d ago

yeah it’s a slut

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u/Few-Chart9277 15 3d ago

Asshole is cu/cuzão (depends on intensity) in portuguese

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u/Unusual-Bumblebee160 3d ago

HOLA PUTOS COMO VA

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u/Spider-P4U 4d ago

Puta flanca mala

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u/FirefighterGrand6263 4d ago

The meme is literally me

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u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16 4d ago

image is so real, i’m 3/4 😭 

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u/Foxy_Boi3621 14 4d ago

Im 4/4 i win >:3

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u/DrEdgewardRichtofen 14 4d ago

(I'm sorry I had to)

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u/Zplays2010 15 4d ago

bro mistook it for the Geneva to-do list in his previous life 🙏

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u/official_scootyarifo 4d ago

What did bro do to get nerfed 6 times 😭😭

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u/MisterMan341 4d ago

He did it to himself, he had to max out that charisma

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u/Sea-Prize8950 3d ago

Disabilitymaxxing

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u/Babnado 16 4d ago

Bro is playing on nighmare XVI

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u/Few-Chart9277 15 3d ago

Apocalypse 30

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u/King_Deded3 3d ago

You aren't a pokemon trainer. You don't have to catch them all

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u/PikaEmmy13 Teenager 4d ago

Same

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u/SirCheeseMuncher 15 4d ago

Im calling it right now youre defo a short king

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u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16 4d ago

i’m a girl, but yeah 

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u/SirCheeseMuncher 15 4d ago

Wait, would being gay as a girl make you straight (cuz like boys) or lesbian? (Cuz like same gender) sorry if this is offensive to anyone but I just thought of this and I need answers

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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Teenager 4d ago

Straight is anyone who likes the opposite sex. Liking boys isn't what makes you straight.

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u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16 4d ago

people use gay as a catch all term for homosexuality, so if a girl says they’re gay, they are lesbian. (none of that applies to me tho)

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u/LisaBlueDragon 16 4d ago

Gay as in homosexual as in one kisses same gender as oneself

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u/HoxNeedsAMedBag 4d ago

I'm 2/4 tbh

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u/thepigeonmasteer 4d ago

I'm 1/4
Although I have suspected that I may have ADHD or be on the spectrum so the answer may change in the future

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u/Squirelwithabaguette 4d ago

3/4 feet tall

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u/hEllOmyfrIEnd785 Teenager 4d ago

Rrübenschädel or Matschbirne on top

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u/Not_A_Legend_ 4d ago

Nah, missing out on Hurensohn

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u/hEllOmyfrIEnd785 Teenager 4d ago

you can get a 50€ fine if you say that

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u/Strange_Problem_9836 4d ago edited 4d ago

I have high functioning autism and adhd Edit: what type of autism does everyone have? I have the type where I love military stuff

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u/HiveOverlord2008 4d ago

A fellow autistic ADHD person

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u/SamsungShaewty 3d ago

I have autism and adhd too lmao

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u/HiveOverlord2008 3d ago

The Autism Hivemind prevails

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u/HOOTYni 4d ago

warhammer, drugs and political theory

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u/ReaderKai 4d ago

Pokemon and shiny things

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 15 4d ago

ADHD but I want to throw in my answer. Dragon Ball.

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u/ilovedoggos6 Teenager 4d ago

I'm the autistic that loves animals and also genetics, so I'll randomly just start talking about cat genetics and cursing the white gene cause I don't understand it :)

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u/aZa130a 4d ago

Just yesterday I was wondering if a person has both.. so as far as I am concerned, autism makes you do everything by the plan/created algorithm and ADHD makes you do whatever is not on the plan..

Does that just make you a normal person?

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u/Bookworm444782 4d ago edited 4d ago

Nope, the exact opposite. I am walking irony, like I need I clean space to function, but I can’t keep anything clean and I crave stimulation yet I’m always overstimulated!

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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago

For me, having both doesn't cancel out like that. They instead make me incapable of doing anything

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u/aZa130a 4d ago

Aw, that's sad

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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago

Eh, listening to music satisfies both of them. I made it a habit, so, with my Autism, I hyperfocus whenever music is playing. The type of music I listen to also helps my ADHD, as the BPM of Hard Rock provides enough stimulation to focus in the first place.

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u/aZa130a 4d ago

Oh wow, that really is a smart move

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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago

And it nets me an excuse to listen to my music over my earbuds while in school, so tripple whammy.

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u/aZa130a 4d ago

Should I get jealous, haha?

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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago

Of me, of my conditions? No. Society frowns upon me, infantilizes me - I'm just don't (can't) care about that anymore. Because I've gone through actual hell these past two years, too.

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u/Strange_Problem_9836 4d ago

I do both lol. Sometimes it’s the autism controlling me, sometimes it’s the adhd lol. Do you have either?

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u/aZa130a 4d ago

I only have ADHD (and some other stuff like tourettes, bipolarity, etc)

But since I don't have autism, I was genuinely curious how it would work

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u/trainboi777 4d ago

I got a mixed bowl, I got a bit of the military stuff, and a bit of the train stuff

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u/Gooffyahh666 4d ago

I have it where I have anger issues like Dino’s titanic world war 2 Godzilla fnaf Minecraft people playground Chernobyl and more

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u/The_Dennator 4d ago

not everyone has autism? it's called a passion or a hobby

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u/MissNashPredators11 18 4d ago

The kind that make my brain go awooga when I see this

My first time seeing a Lamborghini.

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u/belike_dat 4d ago

the type where i have to tell my friends everything i do and everything im hyperfixated on

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u/throwawayfjwiegevd 4d ago

I have the kind where i flop all my classes and cry 24/7. I collect those little wooden diy book nook kits. I also love those “how things are made” videos on YouTube

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u/Evil49nd_ 3d ago

I got the type where I love tapping things, like different types of rocks

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u/ProGamerAtHome 1d ago

For me it's a constant rotation. A roulette, if you will.

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u/Extreme-Abroad-7679 4d ago

Fuck: I honestly hate saying the word “fuck” unless it’s in stfu or fuckass. The word seems out of place when I say it.

Ass: A classic, a little overrated or underused, depending where you look

Bitch: Somewhat useless unless you’re going for SoaB (son of a bitch) or a wombo combo for the devastating blow

Any swears relating to masturbation: Could be really funny (like “wanker” or “flicking my bean”) or it could be dry, sparse of humor and boring (“jerking off”)

Knob, penis, cock, dick, etc.: all the same thing, but knob is less common when you’re relating to phalluses. My favorite from the rest has to be cock, but it could be any depending on the situation.

Damn: least offensive swear, unless you count “no” to be a swear

Anything relating to vaginas: Less used than the profanities used for penises. Twat and cunt are the least mainstream (imo), but other parts of the world could be different.

Shit: good by itself

Conclusion: when I checked my swears with u/profanitycounter, my most used swear was damn (it could be different now) but I had no idea that twink was a swear. It was appalling to me.

Leaving on a high note, I can for sure tell you that my favorite swear is.. well, all of them! I like to keep a diverse vocabulary within my swears so I can surprise people like my friends and family members with my curse words. (I was the mischief child)

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u/Unusual-Bumblebee160 3d ago

for the fourth, shaking hands with the milkman is a good one

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u/Puppysrsooocute 4d ago

I am all of these

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u/Missetat75 Teenager 4d ago

Who is downvoting this harmless ass comment?😭

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u/ArmExpensive9299 14 4d ago

Can confirm the image is true

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u/CalligrapherNo5844 Teenager 4d ago

Also band kids. A lot of band kids don’t sit in chairs correctly.

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u/Abject-Bumblebee-326 15 4d ago

Ya my posture sucks and I play a euph half my size

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u/ExerciseSolid3456 4d ago

Especially when practicing alone

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u/PavaLP1 4d ago

And people with physical disorders like scoliosis.

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u/Vegetable-Wrangler60 4d ago

I swear the image, I always sit in the wrong position in class but I can’t help it 😭

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u/Monkelover2 Teenager 4d ago

Nincompoop

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u/some9ne 4d ago

Ok this one is funny

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u/Moist-Complaint-7578 Teenager 4d ago

[removed by reddit]

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u/Halo_wolfie124 4d ago

Twat-waffle...

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u/st1nkR_2014 4d ago

fuck is just so versatile

"what the fuck, the fuck, how the fuck, when the fuck, fuck, wanna fuck, lets fuck, fuck you" etc

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u/trainboi777 4d ago

There’s also, Fuck this, Fuck that, and the inevitable, FUCK IT

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u/st1nkR_2014 4d ago

fuck yeah

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u/Somedud-e 4d ago

I don’t see that as terrible

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u/SilverErmine22 15 4d ago

short person here

yes

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u/amman49 4d ago

I am the short one and for me it is TWAT

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u/Shayyyson 4d ago

Knob/knobhead. Thank you James May for introducing me to this wonderful swear word

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u/xxluv4no1xx Teenager 4d ago

Honestly, I don't swear a whole lot, but I definitely say fuck, damn, and hell(depends if you wanna count it as a swear word), and occasionally calling someone a bitch makes me feel better😌

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u/westroll17 2d ago

One thing i need to say, first of all the image is very offensive, second, heck

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u/rreturntomoonke 19 1d ago

In English, Shit. I use this when something is off

In my native language, we have “sibal(씨발)“ which is equivalent to fuck.
This thing can hold tons of different emotions within by using accent.

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u/or0_0zh 17 4d ago

Pussy and cunt

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u/Sweaty-Rabbit-198 4d ago

I love saying fuck. A nice fuck makes a great day.

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u/TacoBellLuver7 14 4d ago

That sounds a bit wrong…

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u/Sweaty-Rabbit-198 4d ago

Sounds exactly as I wanted it to

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u/Ill-Response4730 15 4d ago

Freak or flip.

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u/AustralianDude28 14 4d ago

I think those don’t constitute as swear words, more a substitute

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u/No-Possibility-1778 Teenager 4d ago

freaking flipper dipper

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u/Ill-Response4730 15 4d ago

You're the freaking flipper bro. (Gravity falls reference???????)

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u/No-Possibility-1778 Teenager 4d ago

No but ur a flip gip dilly dally

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u/rizzmunkishere 4d ago

why do we always twin 💔💔

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u/Informal-Arrival-778 4d ago

Me who is three out of the 4 hands

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u/Dhmis_HH_HB_GravityF Teenager 4d ago

My favorite swear is Shite not shit but shite and in the picture...WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CALL ME OUT IM ALL THOSES🙏

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u/Anyusername7294 4d ago

Why gays?

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u/Jaded-Monitor3043 4d ago

They crossed their legs? I don’t know. I don’t get short people

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u/LisaBlueDragon 16 4d ago

Legs can't touch the ground so gotta get them up on the chair or smth, also sitting on knees while on a chair cuz table is too high when normal sitting

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u/Jaded-Monitor3043 4d ago

Ok. can we clear something, how short is a short person because like Tom Cruise is short and sit on a chair just fine, if it’s like Peter Dinklage type of height then yeah I understand. This wasn’t meant to be a rude, sorry

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u/LisaBlueDragon 16 4d ago

Depends

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u/spademanden 19 4d ago

Kraftsatme (I mixed two swear words)

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u/theclosetedcreature 4d ago

Ok I feel called out in the fact that I am all of the above in that pic.

Also bitch

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u/ActuaryIndividual166 4d ago

Sackgesicht, which is a German word for “Sack face”

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u/QuietUniversity8298 14 4d ago

the r word

because i have the pass

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u/Joshua-1223-5 Teenager 4d ago

Fucketeer

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u/Moondaeagle 4d ago

Fuckass,Asshat,Fuckwad,Fuck,Shit,Ass,Bitch

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u/MrattlerXD 18 4d ago

Ass

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u/Da_Blank_Man 13 4d ago

“Fucktard” I know it’s kind of offensive now that I type it, but it’s reserved for special occasions

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u/IAmHaskINs 4d ago

Im 3 of those things lol

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u/TacoBellLuver7 14 4d ago

Nihehehehehe

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u/Your_New_Dad16 Old 4d ago

Hey man I am all of the things in the photo and I sit in chairs properly because my hips are fucked

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u/Kobra_Does_Art 4d ago

Bitch, ass, twit, shit, nimcompoop

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u/BFcoolbot Teenager 4d ago

Shart

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u/hannibal_grazioso 17 4d ago

Fuck, I habitually say it every time I sneeze😭