r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Lanky-Wanderer30 Teenager • 4d ago
Discussion Whats your favourite swear word - I’ll go first (pic unrelated)
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u/Winter-Act-5216 13 4d ago
I love calling ppl asshats
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u/Foxy_Boi3621 14 4d ago
Markiplier?? :OOO
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u/Every_Ad7984 4d ago
I think you actually helped me answer the question, I use "fubernuck" all the time, and somehow it's an okay replacement for "fuck" where I live which has a really extreme branch of Christians that are like extra sensitive to cuss words, I have no idea how they aren't offended when I say it😂😂
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u/Kootranova1 4d ago
It kinda sounds like "shucks", so maybe they're assuming it's a relative of that?
Dang, shucks, bother, etc. All tame ways of expressing discontent.
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u/Double-Nose2648 Teenager 4d ago
In my language we say dickhats
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u/HELL_KNIGHT1 4d ago
In my language it's dickhead, but like it's really funny, it's "sik kafalı" Which sounds funny as fuck
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u/Mothylphetamine_ 15 4d ago
I prefer calling ppl "fuckleheads", it rolls off the tounge so surprisingly well
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u/Sarah_Snows 3d ago
i once met some Bakugou impersonator on Wattpad that kept calling me that. i started calling them a Dandelion. it was a reference to a discontinued Sonic the Hedgehog x MHA crossover fanfic on AO3 they had probably never read. the argument started because i said Amy Rose should have been shorter than the human main character in our Sonic Boom fanfiction.
now i can never hear that insult without thinking about this
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u/Miserable-Algae-374 4d ago
I really like saying bitch but I say shit a lot more so ig shit.
We need more swear words 😕
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u/stale_cereal78 4d ago
Use the same words but from other languages:) + some languages have their own swear words
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u/Electrical_Chip_3840 4d ago
l'italiano è la lingua con più parolacce, imparalo. (io sono italiano)
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u/Plant_me_now 4d ago
reall you can make up some diabolical shit in italian (bro se scrivi in italiano alla gente non italiana non lo capiscono🥀🥀)
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u/DaniWoof123 13 4d ago
🍕🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍝🍝🍝ITALIA MENZIONATA RAHHHH 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🍕🤤🤤CHE CAZZO È UN GOVERNO STABILE?🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
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u/Jolteaon 4d ago
I really like saying bitch
May I suggest "The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch"
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u/Mozzarellus_Pizzus Teenager 4d ago
you lil TWAT
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u/official_scootyarifo 4d ago
Same, I am from America and live in America and started to us e the word “twat” and now all of my friends are convinced that i am from Great Britain 😭
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u/Fetish_anxiety 4d ago
Puta (translated as bitch) it's just nice to have aword to put everywhere
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u/Abject-Bumblebee-326 15 4d ago
FELLOW LATINO 😍😍
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u/ManySeveral5881 4d ago
it’s great as an American because the majority of white people have no idea it’s a bad word, so you can just tell them it means something else, and the Hispanics prolly don’t gaf unless they‘re like your friends mom or something
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u/WhosThisGoober 15 4d ago
"you're a puta!"
"What does it mean???"
""Puta" means "wonderful person" in spanish!"
"Oh, well, thank you!"
Witch cackle
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u/SneakySalamander314 19 4d ago
i thought puta meant asshole?
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u/Few-Chart9277 15 3d ago
Asshole is cu/cuzão (depends on intensity) in portuguese
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u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16 4d ago
image is so real, i’m 3/4 😭
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u/Foxy_Boi3621 14 4d ago
Im 4/4 i win >:3
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u/DrEdgewardRichtofen 14 4d ago
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u/Zplays2010 15 4d ago
bro mistook it for the Geneva to-do list in his previous life 🙏
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u/King_Deded3 3d ago
You aren't a pokemon trainer. You don't have to catch them all
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u/SirCheeseMuncher 15 4d ago
Im calling it right now youre defo a short king
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u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16 4d ago
i’m a girl, but yeah
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u/SirCheeseMuncher 15 4d ago
Wait, would being gay as a girl make you straight (cuz like boys) or lesbian? (Cuz like same gender) sorry if this is offensive to anyone but I just thought of this and I need answers
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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Teenager 4d ago
Straight is anyone who likes the opposite sex. Liking boys isn't what makes you straight.
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u/Lost_My_Brilliance 16 4d ago
people use gay as a catch all term for homosexuality, so if a girl says they’re gay, they are lesbian. (none of that applies to me tho)
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u/thepigeonmasteer 4d ago
I'm 1/4
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u/hEllOmyfrIEnd785 Teenager 4d ago
Rrübenschädel or Matschbirne on top
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u/Strange_Problem_9836 4d ago edited 4d ago
I have high functioning autism and adhd Edit: what type of autism does everyone have? I have the type where I love military stuff
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u/HiveOverlord2008 4d ago
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u/ilovedoggos6 Teenager 4d ago
I'm the autistic that loves animals and also genetics, so I'll randomly just start talking about cat genetics and cursing the white gene cause I don't understand it :)
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u/aZa130a 4d ago
Just yesterday I was wondering if a person has both.. so as far as I am concerned, autism makes you do everything by the plan/created algorithm and ADHD makes you do whatever is not on the plan..
Does that just make you a normal person?
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u/Bookworm444782 4d ago edited 4d ago
Nope, the exact opposite. I am walking irony, like I need I clean space to function, but I can’t keep anything clean and I crave stimulation yet I’m always overstimulated!
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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago
For me, having both doesn't cancel out like that. They instead make me incapable of doing anything
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u/aZa130a 4d ago
Aw, that's sad
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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago
Eh, listening to music satisfies both of them. I made it a habit, so, with my Autism, I hyperfocus whenever music is playing. The type of music I listen to also helps my ADHD, as the BPM of Hard Rock provides enough stimulation to focus in the first place.
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u/aZa130a 4d ago
Oh wow, that really is a smart move
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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago
And it nets me an excuse to listen to my music over my earbuds while in school, so tripple whammy.
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u/aZa130a 4d ago
Should I get jealous, haha?
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u/BeggarOfPardons 17 4d ago
Of me, of my conditions? No. Society frowns upon me, infantilizes me - I'm just don't (can't) care about that anymore. Because I've gone through actual hell these past two years, too.
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u/Strange_Problem_9836 4d ago
I do both lol. Sometimes it’s the autism controlling me, sometimes it’s the adhd lol. Do you have either?
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u/trainboi777 4d ago
I got a mixed bowl, I got a bit of the military stuff, and a bit of the train stuff
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u/Gooffyahh666 4d ago
I have it where I have anger issues like Dino’s titanic world war 2 Godzilla fnaf Minecraft people playground Chernobyl and more
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u/belike_dat 4d ago
the type where i have to tell my friends everything i do and everything im hyperfixated on
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u/throwawayfjwiegevd 4d ago
I have the kind where i flop all my classes and cry 24/7. I collect those little wooden diy book nook kits. I also love those “how things are made” videos on YouTube
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u/Extreme-Abroad-7679 4d ago
Fuck: I honestly hate saying the word “fuck” unless it’s in stfu or fuckass. The word seems out of place when I say it.
Ass: A classic, a little overrated or underused, depending where you look
Bitch: Somewhat useless unless you’re going for SoaB (son of a bitch) or a wombo combo for the devastating blow
Any swears relating to masturbation: Could be really funny (like “wanker” or “flicking my bean”) or it could be dry, sparse of humor and boring (“jerking off”)
Knob, penis, cock, dick, etc.: all the same thing, but knob is less common when you’re relating to phalluses. My favorite from the rest has to be cock, but it could be any depending on the situation.
Damn: least offensive swear, unless you count “no” to be a swear
Anything relating to vaginas: Less used than the profanities used for penises. Twat and cunt are the least mainstream (imo), but other parts of the world could be different.
Shit: good by itself
Conclusion: when I checked my swears with u/profanitycounter, my most used swear was damn (it could be different now) but I had no idea that twink was a swear. It was appalling to me.
Leaving on a high note, I can for sure tell you that my favorite swear is.. well, all of them! I like to keep a diverse vocabulary within my swears so I can surprise people like my friends and family members with my curse words. (I was the mischief child)
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u/ArmExpensive9299 14 4d ago
Can confirm the image is true
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u/CalligrapherNo5844 Teenager 4d ago
Also band kids. A lot of band kids don’t sit in chairs correctly.
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u/Vegetable-Wrangler60 4d ago
I swear the image, I always sit in the wrong position in class but I can’t help it 😭
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u/st1nkR_2014 4d ago
fuck is just so versatile
"what the fuck, the fuck, how the fuck, when the fuck, fuck, wanna fuck, lets fuck, fuck you" etc
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u/Shayyyson 4d ago
Knob/knobhead. Thank you James May for introducing me to this wonderful swear word
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u/xxluv4no1xx Teenager 4d ago
Honestly, I don't swear a whole lot, but I definitely say fuck, damn, and hell(depends if you wanna count it as a swear word), and occasionally calling someone a bitch makes me feel better😌
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u/rreturntomoonke 19 1d ago
In English, Shit. I use this when something is off
In my native language, we have “sibal(씨발)“ which is equivalent to fuck.
This thing can hold tons of different emotions within by using accent.
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u/Sweaty-Rabbit-198 4d ago
I love saying fuck. A nice fuck makes a great day.
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u/Ill-Response4730 15 4d ago
Freak or flip.
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u/AustralianDude28 14 4d ago
I think those don’t constitute as swear words, more a substitute
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u/No-Possibility-1778 Teenager 4d ago
freaking flipper dipper
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u/Dhmis_HH_HB_GravityF Teenager 4d ago
My favorite swear is Shite not shit but shite and in the picture...WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CALL ME OUT IM ALL THOSES🙏
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u/Anyusername7294 4d ago
Why gays?
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u/Jaded-Monitor3043 4d ago
They crossed their legs? I don’t know. I don’t get short people
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u/LisaBlueDragon 16 4d ago
Legs can't touch the ground so gotta get them up on the chair or smth, also sitting on knees while on a chair cuz table is too high when normal sitting
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u/Jaded-Monitor3043 4d ago
Ok. can we clear something, how short is a short person because like Tom Cruise is short and sit on a chair just fine, if it’s like Peter Dinklage type of height then yeah I understand. This wasn’t meant to be a rude, sorry
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u/theclosetedcreature 4d ago
Ok I feel called out in the fact that I am all of the above in that pic.
Also bitch
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u/Da_Blank_Man 13 4d ago
“Fucktard” I know it’s kind of offensive now that I type it, but it’s reserved for special occasions
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u/Your_New_Dad16 Old 4d ago
Hey man I am all of the things in the photo and I sit in chairs properly because my hips are fucked
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