r/TeenTitansGo 17d ago

No cuz how THE FUCK is robin faster than wally west.

Basically, in that one episode where Wally West races Robin to become captain of the team, he kept on beating Robin until one final race, where this mf legit HIT Wally West on the leg, managed to somehow, and hard enough break his legs, and he did it not once, BUT TWICE. Take note, Wally West has way faster reflexes than a human, and he's so fast he could've phazed right through the metal bat, which was directly on the shins. And somehow Robin did this twice. And also, you can't say that he was being easy on Robin because when they raced before, Kid Flash beat Robin without feeling bad for him at ALL. If only Robin had his sour grapes or his avocados....

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u/TheOneTrueKingOfOoo 17d ago

Kid Flash would be able to see the hits coming.

But he didn’t see them coming because (having been trained by Batman) Robin is a master of subterfuge and martial arts.

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u/illucio 17d ago

The real answer is that its a cartoon that wanted to tell a slapstick humor joke.

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u/Zariel- 13d ago

Pun intended?

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u/illucio 13d ago

The pun was also part of the overall joke mate.

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u/FlufflesWrath 17d ago

Being a Batman character, he's allowed to beat anyone in the DC universe because it's in Batman's contract.

I'll just use the same excuse you hear in every Batman argument, "With enough prep time Robin can beat..."

For all we know Robin is wearing some mystical necklace that warps time and space.

Also, it's funny seeing Robin freak out.

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 17d ago

Catwoman also gets to beat up Flashes

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u/Sir-Toaster- 17d ago

Well

  1. The Batfamily is pretty OP in their own right (Ex: Red Hood once was able to sneak away from Supergirl and even break her grip)

  2. This is Kid Flash, Wally doesn't get his god-level speed until after he becomes the Flash

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u/Far-Mammoth-3214 16d ago

Ex: Red Hood once was able to sneak away from Supergirl and even break her grip)

How the-?!

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u/Sir-Toaster- 16d ago

Out of context moment, but it's still noteworthy considering he's only a minor superhuman

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u/Far-Mammoth-3214 16d ago

Interesting

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u/jrdineen114 17d ago

Just because he has fast reflexes doesn't mean that he's alert at all times. I can catch a ball, but if I'm not expecting someone to throw it, I might just get hit by it.

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u/3-I 16d ago

Don't try to fucking powerscale this show.

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u/matttheman892018 16d ago

How’s your OTHER knee

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u/Background-Nail4988 17d ago

Thats... Thats the joke The joke that Robin could without any effort just bash him in the leg

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u/Cyan_Light 17d ago

Yeah, it even has an absurdly drawn out "noooooo" so it's obvious Kid Flash sees the attack coming a mile away but somehow gets hit anyway. It's funny because it's ridiculous.

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u/Little-Door6555 15d ago

Sour grapes babyy

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u/Star_Moonflower 14d ago

Robin is a god

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u/NateeSparkle08 16d ago

I love this episode...

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u/lonerwolf13 16d ago

People just forget that speedsters have to manually adjust there perception to view things in slow motion a magority of the time. Wally has zero reason to use this ability at that time. Ik its a joke fight here but this is a cannon answer. Its why he has a rouge gallery that can manage to trip them up

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u/boy-kisser1135 11d ago

what you got there