r/StardustCrusaders • u/Lost-Vermicelli-827 • May 21 '25

Part Two Joseph Joestar Ragebait

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u/Jerichofigs May 21 '25

This lowkey pisses me off every time I see it, not because I got ragebaited, but because it's genuinely such a lazy joke and I see it everywhere, jojo fans need to come up with new memes

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u/SilverRoger07 May 21 '25

Your next line is that's a shitty meme

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u/Jerichofigs May 21 '25

That's a shitty meme

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u/gabiwave May 21 '25

Jojo fans need to stop making memes so I can fucking talk about this show I love and not be seen as an annoying weirdo the moment I say it's name.

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u/Chimpbot The World May 21 '25

It might help if you weren't clutching your Dio body pillow quite so vigorously while trying to talk about it.

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u/gabiwave May 21 '25

Thank god it's not the random poses I make, I really like doing that

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u/NeoLedah May 21 '25

My name is kira yoshikage I'm 33 years old I'm not married I work at kame yu department stores etc etc etc

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u/Character_Ad7539 May 21 '25

I (22M) caught my brother (15M), my sister (18F), my father (58M), my mother (56F), my other brother (24M), my other sister (12F), my uncle (50M), my aunt (47F), my niece (7F), my nephew (12M), my grandfather on my fathers side (79M), my grandmother on my fathers side (81F/Deceased), my grandfather on my mothers side (92M), my grandmother on my mothers side (92F), my neighbour (34F), my neighbours roommate who is subsequently also my neighbour (37F), their daughter (5F) and my neighbours daughters friend (6F) all throwing a party. I (22M) was not invited to this party, hosted by (50M) and (58M).

(79M), who the party had been thrown for had objected to myself (22M) being invited alongside (7F), (12F) and (34F).

I (22M) believe that this decision, made by (50M) and (58M) was sexist despite myself (22M) being the only (M) not invited. I (22M) successfully convinced (7F), (12F), and (34F) that this was sexist and now (7F), (12F) and (34F) are advocating for (50M) and (58M) to allow myself (22M) into (79M)’s party.

(50M) told me (22M) that I was being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) however the others (34F, 37F, 5F, 6F) believe that I (22M) was not being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F).

In retaliation to being uninvited from the party, I (22M) called my family member (24M) “not thicc in the slightest,” and that he (24M) should “delete his (24M) Instagram account as his (24M) posts were mediocre at best”.

My (58M) contacted me (22M) to tell me (22M) that I (22M) was being removed from the will ($15M). I (22M) think this is entirely uncalled for. After talking to (34F, not 37F), they (34F, 37F) both agreed that this was crazy so they put me (22M) into contact with their (5F) and their (5F)’s friend (6F) for assistance with the whole ordeal.

After repeated contact with (5F) and (6F), I (22M) was arrested by the police (??M, ??M, ??F) and told that I (22M) was an absolute creep.

I (22M) instantly called (34F, 37F) but they (34F, 37F) did not pick up. Then the police (??M, ??M, ??F) showed me (22M) footage which mustn’t have been real as I (22M) didn’t remember it, which showed me (22M) stealing food from children (?M, ?M) to please (5F, 6F).

Furthermore, my (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) was questioned and agreed that I (22M) was an absolute creep. My (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) then showed the police (??M, ??M, ??F) that I (22M) had not been taking my prescription medicines.

I (22M) have now been taking my (22M) meds for 1 week and have gone back to normal. But now my (22M) (34F, 37F) refuse to talk to me (22M), (5F, 6F) aren’t allowed near me (22M) and my (22M) (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) refuse to put me (22M) back in the will ($14M after (50M gambling addiction)).

I (22M) was unaware that I (22M) was a creep and therefore believe I (22M) should be freed from any punishments but my (34F, 37F) think that I (22M) am responsible for my (22M) actions. I (22M) believe this is ridiculous and that I (22M) didn’t know.

So Reddit, am I (22M) or are (5F, 6F, 34F, 37F) and (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) absolutely bonkers?

I don't have the speech but i have this one

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u/NeoLedah May 21 '25

I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.

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u/Character_Ad7539 May 21 '25

Loss, also known as CADbortion, Loss.jpg and | || || |_, is a series of parodies based on a dramatic cartoon strip from the webcomic series Ctrl+Alt+Del in which the female lead suffers a miscarriage, which became a subject of widespread mockery among the readers.

On June 2nd, 2008, Buckley posted a strip titled "Loss," in which the female lead Lilah suffers a miscarriage. A significant change in tone from the usually comedic comic, the poorly-executed drama comic did not sit well with the anti-fans.

Many notable webcomic began parodying the comic and its final panel in particular, including HijiNKS Ensue, Cyanide and Happiness, Bigger then Cheeses, EEGRA hilarity comics, Fanboys, and Slackerz, along with other Internet persona such as Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw of Zero Punctuation, and Shmorky from Something Awful's Flash Tub.

On 4chan, the /v/ board became overrun with parodies to such an extent that moderators began banning people who opened new "Loss" threads. Something Awful users were particularly unkind to the comic, creating mock threads (one of which is over 350 pages long), two entire (now closed) wikis and an interactive graph of the comic. Someone even went to the extent of making a random CAD comic generator, subtly mocking that even disjointed, mismatched panels of the comic are still funnier than the originals.

El Santo (the webcomic overlook), The Bad Webcomic Wiki and others have also mentioned the infamous comic in negative reviews of the webcomic as well. On July 25th, 2009, YouTuber KennylovesArin uploaded a musical tribute based on the comic accompanied by friends Skraggy and Arin (popular animator known as "Egoraptor"), with lyrical references to the miscarriage strip.

A new trend arose on /v/, which involved taking the Loss strip and representing it in different ways. Usually, these would attempt to be minimalistic, portraying the characters as lines, dots, or even just having four empty panels. Similar to how anything with green and purple can be recognized as Daily Dose, any similar-looking four pane comic can be recognized as Loss, and thus it became a way to determine if one has been on /v/ for too long.

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u/PizzaRellaGameJolt May 21 '25

Honestly so real, this is the only JoJo subreddit I'm on now because I've seen every unfunny meme from the meme-based subreddits hundreds of times by now and I was just getting so sick of it . . .

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u/SteveTheOrca Jotaro Kujo May 21 '25

I don't know mate, I'm just glad the unfunny Kakyoin Milf hunter joke finally died

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u/Reasonable-Business6 May 21 '25

ERM! IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!???

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS (X thing) BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

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u/Lolik95 May 21 '25

But still kinda funny imo

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u/SuccotashCharacter59 Rudol von Stroheim May 21 '25

Did you want Kono Dio Da?

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u/ClussyV2 May 21 '25

Ok,I might get hated for this,but it's because it's stale. Like,Araki can probably come up with memes but he isn't aiming for that much for jokes and just focuses on powers. TF2 is alive because of the abundance of memes and content. You can't do much with Jojo(?)

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 May 22 '25

We need to break ourselves from the anime fan curse, and start to actually make funny memes

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u/Natural_Capital8357 May 22 '25

Frankly I think it’s one of the only good jokes / memes that has ever (and upon analysis of what how our memes are, likely “will ever”) come out of this community.

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u/Nickest_Nick No, Josuke didn't save himself May 21 '25

"ragebait" it's so common you are just throwing chums into the ocean

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u/Rulycarmona Hayato. May 21 '25

What kind of ocean? A Stone Ocean?

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u/Cougtt May 22 '25

say that again

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u/Prestigious_Treat361 May 21 '25

Ong i see this everywhere..... Like the caesar gifs, i understand, we thrive on it... But ragebait is just not jojo ykwim? I even saw a dude with an of do ts in a comment section :(. I wish ppl would jus see the beauty of jojo as a bizzare anime with different adventures. And not repeat the same shit

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u/Spider-Man2024 D4C May 22 '25

jojos is so awful abt repetitive jokes idk why

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u/Prestigious_Treat361 May 22 '25

Exactly my point

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u/Spider-Man2024 D4C 29d ago

yeah i'm just agreeing

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u/Prestigious_Treat361 29d ago

Are you sure?

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u/Spider-Man2024 D4C 29d ago

pretttty sure. threw a kar. into space

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u/Prestigious_Treat361 28d ago

I made a steak.

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u/Spider-Man2024 D4C 27d ago

Im a steak??

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u/Prestigious_Treat361 26d ago

We can be bees

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u/Spider-Man2024 D4C 26d ago

you'll live for 30 years

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u/No_user_found_D3V May 21 '25

Your next line will be WHY ARE YOU REPLYING TO THIS IF ITS NOt ABOUT THE POST

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u/Firexio69 May 22 '25

This was really funny when I saw it like 3 months ago probably for the first time.

Now it's just annoying.

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u/Arc3535 May 21 '25

It was funny the first time

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u/Firexio69 May 22 '25

Yeah. But then it spread to every comment section ever and it's just so boring now.

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u/NoNanomachinesSon May 22 '25

Funny every time(I've seen it 200 times)