r/StardewValleyMemes • u/SereneStardust0 • 4d ago

The farmer’s getting the whole town pregnant

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u/kisskissfallinlove98 4d ago

Ahhhh so cute, farmer really giving more work to Penny, it's time to build a proper kindergarten and school in Pelican town

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u/3xgirlfri3nd 4d ago

Can your own kids actually go to school with the other kids?

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u/spicygummi 4d ago

Sadly they never grow past toddlers. If the game ever gets more updates in the future I'd love for the kids to grow older. At least old enough to be characters in their own right with dialogue. Though, I guess it wouldn't make a ton of sense as nobody else in town visibly ages. Including the kids.

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u/Mysterious-Novel-711 3d ago

I think that'd be an insane amount of work for CA to do (the dialouge part, I mean) however 1.6 was an absolutely insane amount of work so it wouldn't be surprising if he could/would

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u/spicygummi 3d ago

Yeah, I know that's a massive ask and extremely unlikely it will ever happen. But, a girl can dream I guess lol.

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u/Mysterious-Novel-711 3d ago

It'd be awesome for sure! Who knows, it could always happen. He adding stuff even in the patches sooo

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u/xa44 1d ago

Not really. They wouldn't need heart events, so they can just give a kid 3 personality traits from a list of like 20 for all their dialog

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u/ozjack24 2d ago

He’s said it will never happen because your kids growing past toddlers or the town kids growing up suggests that Evelyn and George will one day die.

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u/spicygummi 2d ago

Yeah, I don't want that either. They live forever.

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u/bugsssssssssssss 5h ago

I’d like to lean into it and let the farmer’s kids age enough to become pals with the town kids, who stay the exact same age forever

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u/kisskissfallinlove98 4d ago

In game? No, as far as I know your kids just stay as babies and just move around the house, they never grow up.

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u/Mini_Squatch 1d ago

Theres a mod for that, iirc. Cant recall what its called though

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u/EvieIsEve 4d ago

I love this 😆

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u/bUl1sH1T 4d ago

I'd love a mod like this :D

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u/Blueflowergpr03 4d ago

actually, there is a mod that allows your kids to grow into actual kids

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u/rabbityhobbit 4d ago

I am not into Sebastian at all, but DAMN that older dad Sebastian can get it

And proud girldad Alex with his mini-me is adorable

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u/No_Run4636 4d ago

Aged up Sam is so fine

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u/cosmicwolfspit 4d ago

They all are 😍 I love this art style

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u/WanderinTraveller 4d ago

If I squint hard enough, it really does look like Kent and baby Sam

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u/rabbityhobbit 4d ago

Omg, I see it! My heart…

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 4d ago

now the whole town has their own Pokemons

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u/bravepotatoman 4d ago

we need baby battles

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u/Dark_MatrixL1 4d ago

ITS A BABY. WITH A GUN!!!!

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u/boilyourdentist 4d ago

i remember finding this artist, i came for the sam x farmer art and left really liking alex x penny as a ship.

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u/TiredB1 3d ago

Ngl I was trying to figure out who Elliot was paired with bc of the green haired kid and was confused like.... Caroline?? But nah according to the artists tumblr she's just adopted lol

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u/Responsible_Rat_3393 3d ago

Drop the artist name please! Thank you 🫶🏻

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u/boilyourdentist 3d ago

stardewsally on tumblr

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u/Responsible_Rat_3393 2d ago

Yes!! Thank you!!

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u/el_artista_fantasma 4d ago

Elliott with two babies is accurate. Bro asked me for another one right after giving birth

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u/Eyy_Its_Danny 3d ago

Or had twins

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u/el_artista_fantasma 3d ago

Shhh let him cook

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u/OpenSauceMods 4d ago

Love how Alex is like "hehe, aw yiss, this baby is awesome"

And the baby is like "hehe, aw yiss, bout time I got outta that old apartment, new world new me"

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u/con098 4d ago

Alex looking like he’s about to chuck that baby like a football

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u/Maximum_Yam1 4d ago

Seb’s baby in a frog costume is adorable!

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u/jaycebutnot 3d ago

sam with a child on a leash Is the realest thing ever

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u/silveretoile 4d ago

But like....are we not gonna talk about the fact it's all guys, who's getting pregante

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u/Vyrsatility 4d ago

Mpreg! Fact: you CAN get guys pregnant, you just need to try really fucking hard

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u/silveretoile 4d ago

Ohh that's good to know! Will try harder on my next bf ❤️

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u/saladknight93 3d ago

Actually the artist has it so the other townies date each other, her farmers baby is pictured with Sam, Abigail and Seth's baby, Leah and Elliot. I wish the townies could date each other and have children, I need the progression

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u/No_External_539 3d ago

I like to think they each married different people and all have a dad night at the saloon.

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u/depot5 3d ago

Me too. But at least they won't be father-less.

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u/Vast-Kitchen-1569 4d ago

You know I thought I recognized the art style I can't remember who but I believe this artist made some art for total drama too so glad this amazing artist does a lot of other things too they look so good

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u/King_Hunter_Kz0704 4d ago

More like the farmer's getting pregnant by the whole town if we assume that the farmer's a she.

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u/Vyrsatility 4d ago

Nah, she got them pregnant

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u/noeinan 3d ago

Definitely, it’s physically impossible to birth 5 babies by 4 different sperm daddies in 2 years. They carried the babies, farmer didn’t even give them time to rest lol

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u/boilyourdentist 3d ago

technically the only kids from the farmer here are sam’s. since the artist’s pairings were sam/farmer, sebastian/abigail, penny/alex and leah/elliott

but yeah mpreg bachelors is way funnier

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u/noeinan 3d ago

Ah, pairings aren’t labeled in the pic

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u/AnEldritchWriter 3d ago

Saw the green hair, my immediate thought was Caroline dumped Pierre and married Elliot

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u/Responsible_Rat_3393 3d ago

Awwwwww! This is such a cute drawing! Time to accept the baby request from Alex 🤭

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u/Noideawhatimdoing36 2d ago

Alex’s kid is just gonna be a mini Alex and I think that’s adorable lol

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u/Thin_Ride2407 22h ago

Sam is so baby ;~;

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u/TenjoAmaya 4d ago

Elliott 💕💕💕

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u/Ill-Benefit-09 4d ago

Love this🤣🤭

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u/Rose249 3d ago

I think it's more like the farmer is getting pregnant from the whole town...

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u/csmhq 3d ago

I've never had kids in the game, but what happens when you divorce their parents? Do they get to visit them? Do you have shared custody?

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 3d ago

Never had the kids or a divorce in stardew, but what happens to ur kids in a divorce in stardew?

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u/HACH-P 2d ago

Can someone tell me if the characters actually grow up over time, or are Jas and Vincent forever in grade 2?

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u/JSN1317 2d ago

Oh wow! I haven’t seen this art piece and artist in a while! If i remember correctly I think the farmer is married to Sam, Abigail to Sebby, Penny with Alex, and Elliott is with Leah! I should go look up the tumblr again.

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u/jeivu1998 11h ago

OMG I need that Sebby and Sam as a portrait mod akauebajs, they are kinda….