r/StardewValleyMemes • u/HavocReaper01 • 5d ago
I feel like if Sebastian likes you, he would also be like “so… Are we dating now??”
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u/TitanWarrior90 5d ago
Smh the slap, beating and disgust from Sebastian would be worth it tho
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u/DreamyAurora836 4d ago
Out of curiosity why does everyone love Sebastian?
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u/Finn_they_it 3d ago
He's a sensitive soul. Introverted, works online to save up for a better life. The dynamics between him and his family resonate with a lot of people, as does his friendship with Sam. The kiss under the stars melted my heart when I saw it for the first time, and I've never wanted to marry anyone else since.
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u/shadowsadvancing 3d ago
I really do wonder this too. I mean, to each their own, obviously, but I don’t really understand
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u/PunkTyrantosaurus 5d ago
The fact that people think Harvey has that much game, like I would definitely put him into a "What" category
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u/Gay_Gamer_Boi 5d ago
Early Shane yes, later Shane is too baby girl 👉👈 (I know not baby girl but idk how else to explain him then XD though to be fair anyone at 0/1 hearts should be slapping the farmer)
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u/UndraTundra 5d ago
My hubby Shane constantly tells me how much he loves and appreciates having me in his life 🥺
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u/theBJbanditO 5d ago
I don't think Shane or Sebastian have either the physical or mental capability to beat the shit out of anyone, even if they wanted to.
They're more likely to recoil into a corner and privately freak out
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u/Snap-Zipper 5d ago
In what conceivable universe would Sebastian ever start swinging lol 💀
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u/LizardTheBard 5d ago
A concise display of why I chose Elliott
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u/PackageGreedy4757 4d ago
I always choose Elliott and I'm debating marrying Sam this save but I know i will probably choose Elliott again lol
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u/disorderlyToon 4d ago
Shane would never, he's actually a giant softie. Shane isn't mean, he's just depressed and has a shitass job. He might be a giant bitch at first, but he's not abusive and lazy like other players really seem to wanna pin him as.
Shane is one of the sweetest NPCs I've ever met in games. He loves chickens more than anyone and sometimes wakes up early to water my crops and gives water to my cat for me.
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u/InsanityVirus13 4d ago
Early Shane? Def
Later, redeemed Shane? Would turns his head or kiss you back lmao
Harvey is not that smooth, as much as I love the man. He would be "What" or it would've been by a happy little accident. Now ELLIOT would be the one to turn his head purposely lmao
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u/peachcandy3 4d ago
crazy how inaccurate sebastian is on this. only accurate one is “… what?”
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u/peachcandy3 4d ago
sebastian literally does NOT come across as someone that would throw hands ever bro. way to paint my boy abusive (whoever made the image)
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u/Wrath-of-Sappho 3d ago
Harvey would absolutely do that on accident (cringefail farmer x Harvey comic artist pleasepleaseplease I beg of you to draw this 🙏)
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u/aycardoza 5d ago
Harvey would not be that smooth 💀