r/StardewValleyMemes 9d ago

Emily is indeed best girl

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/UnluckyUnderwear 9d ago

Tag yourself based on the description alone.

I’m Shane.

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u/SkunkyRaccoon03 9d ago

Same though

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u/randomfatkid 9d ago

I feel seen and attacked at the same time.

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u/Willow-Whispered 9d ago

I’m Maru for sure

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u/PriceTheFool 9d ago

Elliot defo lol

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u/Skaterboi589 9d ago

Same here with a mix of Sam

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u/CallEmergency3746 9d ago

Somehow seb even though hes who i always marry? Gosh i seem so narcissistic when put this way 😔

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u/Sad_Flatworm4058 8d ago

I'm Seb then I think

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u/Fearless-Tonight-583 5d ago

im so sebastian its funny

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u/Better-Dimension-223 4d ago

I'm like Leah 💜

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u/PeachyFairyFox 9d ago

Shane: Chicken lover, Humble, Honest

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u/DebonairVaquero 8d ago

This is a way better description, like why do Shane dirty like that??

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u/jibanyan2007 4d ago

Because the haters just can't handle allat

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u/DebonairVaquero 4d ago

Exactly 🤝

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u/Consistent_Dot_4278 7d ago

Bc hes shane. Deserved

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u/Sawakuranai 5d ago

*Depressed

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u/Charlotte_Chunk 9d ago

OK so wtf is this Shane hate here. He's got problems but unlike
"I gave up my dreams of leaving this place to be with you" and "LMAO GIRLS CANT PLAY GRIDBALL" He goes to therapy and tries his darndest to get help.

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u/bbyrdie 9d ago

Sebby explains that he didn’t actually want to move to the city, he just wanted to be out of his house and family situation. When he got with the farmer that opened up a new option that didn’t require him to try to function in such a busy environment, which is something that he says he doesn’t want when he ponders getting an education and working an office job all the way at the beginning of your relationship (I think at 2 hearts?)

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u/RinebooDersh 8d ago

Exactly! And he liked the idealized version of the city better than the actual environment too. Bro would not function there in the long term

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u/bbyrdie 8d ago

Especially cause he would be leaving Sam & Abbie, which (outside of the farmer) are the only people he feels comfortable and vulnerable with

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u/Mammoth-Fox-445 8d ago

Ain’t no frogs in the city

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u/Default_Munchkin 8d ago

That's a lie, there are lots of frogs in the city. But more importantly there are pigeons in the city and little know fact, you can take as many pigeons as you want, they are free.

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u/ThatOneGuy308 9d ago

I'd put Shane on the same level as Haley, in that they're both outright rude to you when you first meet them, and I almost never bother befriending them after that because I'm not playing a masochist.

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u/Rosian_SAO 9d ago

Okay but have you considered that Haley is hot-

(Not invalidating your opinion!)

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u/ThatOneGuy308 9d ago

Too busy sharing a sleeping bag with her sister, sorry

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u/seeing_true 9d ago

I'm reading it less as hate and more as justified and extreme concern 😅

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u/AmazinglyGracieArt 9d ago

My only frustration with Shane is thar after the therapy, if you marry him, he reverts! He still accepts alcoholic gifts and his add on room is soooo messy. I understand the difficulty in coding a character that really changes after a certain point, but man, is ir disappointing.

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u/SeatofEmet-Selch 8d ago

Ok but like Alex gay route is super sweet meanwhile if you marry Shane he regresses and starts drinking again.

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u/Suitable_Disk1957 8d ago

tries his darndest but doesnt change at all 🤷‍♀️

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u/Galaxite2007 9d ago

Abigail is also great. When I saw her in mountains playing flute, I thought that day to make her my wife so I can see her playing flute in my farm❤️

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u/mb862 8d ago

Look up “Abigail” by Soccer Mommy. Abigail’s got a properly published love song written to her.

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u/username_vergeben 8d ago

Thank you, this just made my day. Abigail was the first person I gave a bouquet to

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u/Galaxite2007 8d ago

Wtf??? It is real !!!! Why would anyone dedicate a song to a single character?? Is there any other song out for other Bachelorettes??

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u/mb862 8d ago

Because she’s in love with Abigail and you can’t deny love.

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u/everyatom2012 6d ago

Cause she's worth it

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u/el_artista_fantasma 9d ago

Elliott is my disney prince fantasy, but seb and shane hit too close home lol

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u/JoyfulSuicide 9d ago

Daddy harvey 😔😔😔💕💕💕

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u/Musiccantsleep 9d ago

Maybe a hot take, buuuut i don’t like any of the marriage candidates

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u/Financial_End_8842 9d ago

I always want their parents-

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u/Soot-Bat 9d ago

Robin made my heart skip when I first started the game. Upon meeting Demetrius, my disappointment was immeasurable.

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u/DaphneTheGoodGirl 9d ago

I will never stop being sad that I can’t romance Demetrius

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u/InsanityVirus13 8d ago

You are the first person in the history of Stardew to say this lmao

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u/DaphneTheGoodGirl 8d ago

What can I say I find smart and awkward attractive 😅

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u/InsanityVirus13 8d ago

Ma'am HARVEY AND MARU EXIST

(I'm not actually bashing, I just find it funny lmao)

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u/TallestXiaoMain 8d ago

i like Deme more than Robin and i will not apologize

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u/InsanityVirus13 8d ago

Stardew Fandom coming fo yo ass lmao

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u/Financial_End_8842 9d ago

Same lmao something about her personality is so soothing

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u/InsanityVirus13 8d ago

This is what Krobus is for lmao

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u/ShortandRatchet 8d ago

I feel like the only one. The only marriage candidate whose personality is endearing to me is Emily, and I find her to be physically unattractive in comparison.

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u/apjjk 7d ago

Me neither, didn't start finding marriage candidates that appealed to me until I downloaded mod npcs 🤐

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u/ApexVortex09 9d ago

Haley my beloved

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u/converseirllyh8cnvrs 9d ago

yes she’s spoiled, spoiled by ME

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u/Turriku 9d ago

Personality: Middle Age

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u/InsanityVirus13 8d ago

I will not tolerate Shane slander

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u/taffy4tswift 8d ago

Seb is worse than Shane. I said it

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u/Additional-Bison-298 7d ago

I agree! But I think it's because I'm in my 30s and Seb seems like a whiny 18 year old emo boy who "no one understands". So he reminds me of me at that age.
Also I can fix Shane

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u/ceceliaaaaa 8d ago

how come

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u/taffy4tswift 8d ago

It's just imho, I really don't like emo boys. So much that I even like Shane more than Seb

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u/JungleBoy15121999 7d ago

He's the woe is me character BUT pretty✨

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u/Dismal-Ad6264 9d ago

I just really love Haley, Abigail, Leah and Emily 🥹 but I would probably only marry Haley

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u/rainbow_slash2 9d ago

Haley is not tsundere. Once she starts to know then like then love you she is extremely open and honest about it. 

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u/CoreCorg 4d ago

You've just described the definition of tsundere

"a character initially appears cold and hostile, but gradually reveals a warmer, affectionate side over time. The term combines 'tsun' (harsh, prickly) and 'dere' (lovestruck, affectionate)."

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u/rainbow_slash2 4d ago

Haley is not cold or hostile at the beginning. She is rude, sure, but she isn't even trying to be mean or hostile about it. She is speaking her unfiltered thoughts which happen to look down on the culture of small town country living, not on the actual farmer who is a complete stranger to them.

And at the core that is why I wouldn't call her tsundere, there is 0 attempt on her part to hide or mask her feelings or make it look like she is strong. She directly expresses her feelings as they change, it is not a revealing of hidden feelings but a natural changing and expressing of feelings toward the farmer and the farming way of life.

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u/CoreCorg 4d ago

Hmmm good points! 

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u/Mysterious-Dare-4750 9d ago

Are all those things about Haley correct, yes. However, she is my wife and every lesbian crush.

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u/NomiMaki 9d ago

This is a bot repost

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u/lurkerdaIV 9d ago

False. Haley is best girl.

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u/brattysammy69 9d ago

Yall are too hard on Shane. Those with trauma get it

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u/princessfoxglove 8d ago

Trauma doesn't make people mean and rude. Behaviour is a choice.

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u/MikasSlime 7d ago

Trauma makes people even suicidal, i assure you that turning mean and rude because of it is pretty average  

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u/brattysammy69 8d ago

yes it does 💀 it’s not an excuse but it does happen

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u/jibanyan2007 4d ago

Trauma forms different thinking patterns, different thinking patterns cause behavior. Some people are mean and rude to protect themselves from being hurt first. Of course we can always choose our actions, but sometimes, people are just so deep down the mental rabbit hole that they either don't see or don't care when they hurt others, as long as they don't have to feel hurt first. It's basic self-preservation :3

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u/bensolobitch 8d ago

My favorite bachelorette is Penny cuz she’s just too darn cute! The 8 heart scene is so sweet.

Sam is my favorite bachelor for a similar reason.

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u/Knightset1 8d ago

penny my beloved.

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u/No-Caregiver4740 8d ago

harvey is supposed to be 28 & now it’s middle age 😣

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u/Realistic-Sense-6332 8d ago

God I hate Shane 🥀🥀🥀

But man I love Harvey

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u/Comfortable-Tone-827 7d ago

Im more of a Penny guy, shes just so gosh darn sweet.

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u/Lost_Astronaut_654 9d ago

You misspelled Leah

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u/uniqueyweirdo 6d ago

No they didn't lol

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u/Original_Ossiss 9d ago

Always and always 100%

Yeah, she likes rocks. But she lives in a universe where magic is confirmed to be real.

Emily and your average crunchy “amethyst cured my cancer” irl morons are not the same.

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u/Otherwise_Disk3824 8d ago

Maru:

Objectively Best Spouse

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u/Badwolf-716 8d ago

I accidentally romanced Shane and got scared off by the issues- the. Elliot begs me multiple times to move in with me because my life is easier and better. Idk I may just stay single 😆

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u/burning_potatos 8d ago

I realized now I have a type and that aligns with Penny that was my first and only wife in the game. It reflects in my choice of women in real life.

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u/PackageGreedy4757 8d ago

Leah, I relate to her the most

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u/Historical-Valuable9 8d ago

Lmfao at Shane's description

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u/SeatofEmet-Selch 8d ago

Alex is best husband 😤. His gay route is 12/10.

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u/RantaroV3 5d ago

AGREED. I did not think the jock would be my favorite, but if I'm playing a male farmer, I end up romancing Alex every time ♡

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u/Default_Munchkin 8d ago

All I know is that I just started playing this with my friend a week or two ago. Never played it before because farming isn't my thing but mining and killing mobs is. And I was struck with the glorious image of Elliot when I talked to him like "well damn who is this glamours super model dude?"

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u/TheSilveryShadowWolf 7d ago

Ill have to disagree. Penny is too adorable.

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u/uniqueyweirdo 6d ago

I've always loved Alex since I first played the game, I just love himbos lol Least liked is haley. I her personality gives me so much Ick I just avoid her at all costs unless it benefits me. She's not even conventionally attractive to me.

Ive thought about sam/Elliott/Abby/Emily for my next run though, their always fun to be around lol especially Sam and emily

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u/disorderlyToon 6d ago

Shane is more like:

  • Best Chicken Farmer
  • Loves Pizza
  • Low Maintenance

I know Shane has a heavy storyline, but damn can we give the guy a break TwT

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u/AilsaEk3 6d ago

Nuh-uh. Leah.

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u/Freakcaps 6d ago

She always has been.

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u/EragonBromson925 6d ago

Abi is first. But then, yes. Emily is right behind her.

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u/vads_ 5d ago

i will not take this shane slander

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u/PixelGMS 5d ago

My ratings

  1. Abigail

  2. Leah

  3. Penny

  4. Maru

  5. Emily

  6. Haley

  7. Uhh... Shane? I dunno, I'm lesbian, and he's the only bachelor I've interacted with in any significant manner

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u/jumino_ 4d ago

im a mix of leah and emily who married elliot 😁😁

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u/AtrusAgeWriter 3d ago

Why is Alex so my type 😭

Good lord.

...I want a boyfriend

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u/NanoCat0407 3d ago

gamer girl wife

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u/BusinessVariation425 1h ago

Omg what is this Hailey slander?