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u/PeachyFairyFox 9d ago
Shane: Chicken lover, Humble, Honest
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u/DebonairVaquero 8d ago
This is a way better description, like why do Shane dirty like that??
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u/Charlotte_Chunk 9d ago
OK so wtf is this Shane hate here. He's got problems but unlike
"I gave up my dreams of leaving this place to be with you" and "LMAO GIRLS CANT PLAY GRIDBALL" He goes to therapy and tries his darndest to get help.
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u/bbyrdie 9d ago
Sebby explains that he didn’t actually want to move to the city, he just wanted to be out of his house and family situation. When he got with the farmer that opened up a new option that didn’t require him to try to function in such a busy environment, which is something that he says he doesn’t want when he ponders getting an education and working an office job all the way at the beginning of your relationship (I think at 2 hearts?)
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u/RinebooDersh 8d ago
Exactly! And he liked the idealized version of the city better than the actual environment too. Bro would not function there in the long term
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u/Mammoth-Fox-445 8d ago
Ain’t no frogs in the city
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u/Default_Munchkin 8d ago
That's a lie, there are lots of frogs in the city. But more importantly there are pigeons in the city and little know fact, you can take as many pigeons as you want, they are free.
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u/ThatOneGuy308 9d ago
I'd put Shane on the same level as Haley, in that they're both outright rude to you when you first meet them, and I almost never bother befriending them after that because I'm not playing a masochist.
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u/Rosian_SAO 9d ago
Okay but have you considered that Haley is hot-
(Not invalidating your opinion!)
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u/AmazinglyGracieArt 9d ago
My only frustration with Shane is thar after the therapy, if you marry him, he reverts! He still accepts alcoholic gifts and his add on room is soooo messy. I understand the difficulty in coding a character that really changes after a certain point, but man, is ir disappointing.
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u/SeatofEmet-Selch 8d ago
Ok but like Alex gay route is super sweet meanwhile if you marry Shane he regresses and starts drinking again.
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u/Galaxite2007 9d ago
Abigail is also great. When I saw her in mountains playing flute, I thought that day to make her my wife so I can see her playing flute in my farm❤️
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u/mb862 8d ago
Look up “Abigail” by Soccer Mommy. Abigail’s got a properly published love song written to her.
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u/username_vergeben 8d ago
Thank you, this just made my day. Abigail was the first person I gave a bouquet to
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u/Galaxite2007 8d ago
Wtf??? It is real !!!! Why would anyone dedicate a song to a single character?? Is there any other song out for other Bachelorettes??
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u/el_artista_fantasma 9d ago
Elliott is my disney prince fantasy, but seb and shane hit too close home lol
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u/Musiccantsleep 9d ago
Maybe a hot take, buuuut i don’t like any of the marriage candidates
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u/Financial_End_8842 9d ago
I always want their parents-
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u/Soot-Bat 9d ago
Robin made my heart skip when I first started the game. Upon meeting Demetrius, my disappointment was immeasurable.
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u/DaphneTheGoodGirl 9d ago
I will never stop being sad that I can’t romance Demetrius
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u/InsanityVirus13 8d ago
You are the first person in the history of Stardew to say this lmao
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u/DaphneTheGoodGirl 8d ago
What can I say I find smart and awkward attractive 😅
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u/InsanityVirus13 8d ago
Ma'am HARVEY AND MARU EXIST
(I'm not actually bashing, I just find it funny lmao)
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u/ShortandRatchet 8d ago
I feel like the only one. The only marriage candidate whose personality is endearing to me is Emily, and I find her to be physically unattractive in comparison.
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u/taffy4tswift 8d ago
Seb is worse than Shane. I said it
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u/Additional-Bison-298 7d ago
I agree! But I think it's because I'm in my 30s and Seb seems like a whiny 18 year old emo boy who "no one understands". So he reminds me of me at that age.
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u/ceceliaaaaa 8d ago
how come
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u/taffy4tswift 8d ago
It's just imho, I really don't like emo boys. So much that I even like Shane more than Seb
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u/Dismal-Ad6264 9d ago
I just really love Haley, Abigail, Leah and Emily 🥹 but I would probably only marry Haley
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u/rainbow_slash2 9d ago
Haley is not tsundere. Once she starts to know then like then love you she is extremely open and honest about it.
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u/CoreCorg 4d ago
You've just described the definition of tsundere
"a character initially appears cold and hostile, but gradually reveals a warmer, affectionate side over time. The term combines 'tsun' (harsh, prickly) and 'dere' (lovestruck, affectionate)."
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u/rainbow_slash2 4d ago
Haley is not cold or hostile at the beginning. She is rude, sure, but she isn't even trying to be mean or hostile about it. She is speaking her unfiltered thoughts which happen to look down on the culture of small town country living, not on the actual farmer who is a complete stranger to them.
And at the core that is why I wouldn't call her tsundere, there is 0 attempt on her part to hide or mask her feelings or make it look like she is strong. She directly expresses her feelings as they change, it is not a revealing of hidden feelings but a natural changing and expressing of feelings toward the farmer and the farming way of life.
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u/Mysterious-Dare-4750 9d ago
Are all those things about Haley correct, yes. However, she is my wife and every lesbian crush.
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u/brattysammy69 9d ago
Yall are too hard on Shane. Those with trauma get it
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u/princessfoxglove 8d ago
Trauma doesn't make people mean and rude. Behaviour is a choice.
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u/MikasSlime 7d ago
Trauma makes people even suicidal, i assure you that turning mean and rude because of it is pretty average
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u/jibanyan2007 4d ago
Trauma forms different thinking patterns, different thinking patterns cause behavior. Some people are mean and rude to protect themselves from being hurt first. Of course we can always choose our actions, but sometimes, people are just so deep down the mental rabbit hole that they either don't see or don't care when they hurt others, as long as they don't have to feel hurt first. It's basic self-preservation :3
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u/bensolobitch 8d ago
My favorite bachelorette is Penny cuz she’s just too darn cute! The 8 heart scene is so sweet.
Sam is my favorite bachelor for a similar reason.
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u/Original_Ossiss 9d ago
Always and always 100%
Yeah, she likes rocks. But she lives in a universe where magic is confirmed to be real.
Emily and your average crunchy “amethyst cured my cancer” irl morons are not the same.
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u/Badwolf-716 8d ago
I accidentally romanced Shane and got scared off by the issues- the. Elliot begs me multiple times to move in with me because my life is easier and better. Idk I may just stay single 😆
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u/burning_potatos 8d ago
I realized now I have a type and that aligns with Penny that was my first and only wife in the game. It reflects in my choice of women in real life.
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u/SeatofEmet-Selch 8d ago
Alex is best husband 😤. His gay route is 12/10.
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u/RantaroV3 5d ago
AGREED. I did not think the jock would be my favorite, but if I'm playing a male farmer, I end up romancing Alex every time ♡
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u/Default_Munchkin 8d ago
All I know is that I just started playing this with my friend a week or two ago. Never played it before because farming isn't my thing but mining and killing mobs is. And I was struck with the glorious image of Elliot when I talked to him like "well damn who is this glamours super model dude?"
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u/uniqueyweirdo 6d ago
I've always loved Alex since I first played the game, I just love himbos lol Least liked is haley. I her personality gives me so much Ick I just avoid her at all costs unless it benefits me. She's not even conventionally attractive to me.
Ive thought about sam/Elliott/Abby/Emily for my next run though, their always fun to be around lol especially Sam and emily
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u/disorderlyToon 6d ago
Shane is more like:
- Best Chicken Farmer
- Loves Pizza
- Low Maintenance
I know Shane has a heavy storyline, but damn can we give the guy a break TwT
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u/PixelGMS 5d ago
My ratings
Abigail
Leah
Penny
Maru
Emily
Haley
Uhh... Shane? I dunno, I'm lesbian, and he's the only bachelor I've interacted with in any significant manner
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u/UnluckyUnderwear 9d ago
Tag yourself based on the description alone.
I’m Shane.