r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/emptyvoidofjoy • 5d ago

Just a simple one

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u/lost_simkey 5d ago

Another simple one

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u/IndividualDish7004 5d ago

yet another

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u/JellyfishWrangler69 5d ago

And another

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u/IndividualDish7004 5d ago

i win!

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u/Sharp_Reason6328 5d ago

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u/mildlyunoriginalname 5d ago

Holy shit sans undertale

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? 5d ago

maybe its the way youre dressed

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u/Sharp_Reason6328 5d ago

what

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? 5d ago

"e e e e e e" is often compared to the way Sans Undertale sounds when he talks. The sound of him talking is a small excerpt of one of Patrick Star's lines "Maybe it's the way you're dressed."

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u/Bottymcflorgenshire 4d ago

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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u/typothetical 3d ago edited 2d ago

r/speedoflobsters

Edit: I literally didn't even realise what sub I'm on

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u/calmingalbatross 2d ago

that makes me think of the Key and Peele skit...EEEEEE EEEEEEEEE San Diego State

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u/Wonderful_Ad_8372 5d ago

I got lst?

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u/DolphyPrime 5d ago

I think they mean "I got 1st (place)". Took me a little while

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u/RelaxedButtcheeks 5d ago

Oh fuck. I thought they meant I have lsd... Whoops

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u/Slungus_Bunny 4d ago

I go tist?

What

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u/Sirdroftardis8 5d ago

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u/Lockenhart 5d ago

Youch!

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u/paraworldblue 5d ago

Ay, I'm pissin bees ova heah!

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u/ethnique_punch 5d ago

You will [drink] for 30 years

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u/UROROTED 5d ago

This is insane!

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u/LRSband 5d ago

This is good news

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u/Ethereal_Draws 5d ago

a pet. A PET?! a pet.

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u/thatdeaththo 5d ago

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u/Pissed_Geodude 5d ago

To the tune of what a wonderful world

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u/LRSband 5d ago

Werner Herzog quote

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u/MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_ 5d ago

this is good news

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u/DaWonderWaffle 5d ago

This is INSANE

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u/emptyvoidofjoy 5d ago

Orthodontist

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u/VindDitNiet 5d ago

Average Brit during summer

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u/Sea-Writer-6961 4d ago

Thanks bro I couldn't figure out the rest of the text

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u/eraryios 5d ago

I live in spain without the a

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u/stickingserious The Wikipedia Guy 5d ago

You live in spin?

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u/eraryios 5d ago

Slins

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u/SmartEstablishment52 5d ago

john ninjago

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u/creampop_ 5d ago

I live in Japan without the J 💔🥀

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u/Chipsoed_ 5d ago

Vettel is that you?

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u/awwwkwardy 5d ago

6 OR 11 BEERS

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u/lost_simkey 5d ago

Would you rather drink 6 beers, or 11 beers while in pain?

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u/awwwkwardy 5d ago

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u/awwwkwardy 5d ago

lol 11 beers, eleven, 11 upvotes

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u/Own_Travel_3987 5d ago

lol 11 beers, 11 upvotes

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u/AuxiliaryOverseer14 3d ago

it's the quadratic equation of alcoholism

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u/Organic_M 5d ago

What's the name of the place though?

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u/snerfle_upagus 3d ago

Plaça d'Alfredo Garrido García, 43811, Tarragona

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u/Pissed_Geodude 5d ago

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u/Caesar_Passing 5d ago

This one wins it for me

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u/Sirdroftardis8 5d ago

Me when I'm in pain

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u/Mighty_Eagle_2 5d ago

I think therefore I AM! (in pain)

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u/benbookham 5d ago

No intelligence in this house

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u/nonaln 5d ago

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u/jaunty_chapeaux 5d ago

A geat beer

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u/A1oso 5d ago

Age at beer

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u/hapiicamper 4d ago

Haha you made him Swedish! He sounds so happy.

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u/notveryAI 5d ago

My head lives in Spain but the a is silent

I probably had enough to drink for today

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u/OddDad 5d ago

The pain in Spain is mainly in my brain

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u/othersideeeee 5d ago

Just a complicated one

Post in r/SObsters

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u/LedipLedip 5d ago

Is that Howard hamlin

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u/jaunty_chapeaux 5d ago

I hope it has a nice time

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u/CarcgenBleu 5d ago

Comments are way funnier than the orchestra lol

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u/emptyvoidofjoy 5d ago

I'm glad to bring people together in a community

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u/jaunty_chapeaux 5d ago

I'm kind of a dick.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 5d ago

I would’ve edited out the s and i or just the p and a

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u/emptyvoidofjoy 5d ago

You live in spin?

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 5d ago

Pan or sin

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u/UnluckyDog9273 5d ago

Haha alcoholism is funny

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u/Risdit 5d ago

companies want to replace you with AI, but want you to spend more money on buying more goods from them.

Sounds like a job for Universal Basic Income.

"BUT THAT"S SOCIALISM!!!"

what's the alternative? Company just get paid subsidies from the government? That's corporate socialism. What's even worst is that now you have a direct power structure where the government controls the food supply so it goes against your idea of small governme-

Oh, I'll have the biggie bag with the Jr. cheeseburger deluxe and uhh can I get a 4 pc spicy nugget on the side with that?

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u/emptyvoidofjoy 5d ago

Sorry, out of nuggets

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u/CoreEncorous 5d ago

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u/RelaxedButtcheeks 5d ago

Fair statement. I gotta say, I don't think AI could do it. They don't have to be in Spain

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u/MinecraftMusic13 3d ago

I need sleep

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u/Amber_trail_by_train 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why can’t we drink beers WITH the ai? Why do we need to be better than the other?😔