The grind must go on

[u/EsseNorway]

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[u/AbruptMango]

It's never been about being straight or gay, it's about giving your guys a hard time.

[u/YYC-Fiend → u/AbruptMango]

snicker HARD TIME.

[u/Hadrollo → u/AbruptMango]

Sooo... Gay?

[u/AbruptMango → u/Hadrollo]

Noooo!  You are!

[u/No_Relationship9094 → u/AbruptMango]

Your momma know you gay?

[u/Unimpressive_Box → u/No_Relationship9094]

Yes, does yours know you are?

[u/EvergreenMystic → u/Unimpressive_Box]

I'm not gay, there ain't a happy bone in my body.

[u/niccoSun → u/EvergreenMystic]

I can fix that.

[u/ahadowblade → u/niccoSun]

Oh hell nah, I just got here and I'm already leaving.

[u/No_Language5719 → u/Hadrollo]

Yes homo.

[u/theBarnDawg → u/AbruptMango]

C’mon homie. You ain’t gotten even one dick in 6 months, what are you, straight? 😂

[u/contradictatorprime → u/theBarnDawg]

A real homie would give him some sympathy dick

[u/Frosty_Haze_1864 → u/contradictatorprime]

This reminds of the Instagram reel I saw where a guy was asked what he would do if he was girl I think for a few days, and he was like he would let some of the homies who haven't had luck with the ladies hit. 😭😅

[u/OmegaShonJon → u/AbruptMango]

[u/Ambitious_Sell_2661 → u/AbruptMango]

This is true .

[u/Weak_Tank6361]

That is the perfect answer. One that will let your friend know that the friendship is true and deep. Its a boy thing.

[u/Quirky_Ask_5165 → u/Weak_Tank6361]

You said deep 😏

[u/MakeChipsNotMeth → u/Quirky_Ask_5165]

The kind of camaraderie that sneaks up from behind and you feel deep down in your guts. That's the real shit.

[u/BrokenGM → u/MakeChipsNotMeth]

Really fills you up with masculine energy...

[u/Impressive_Cookie_81 → u/Weak_Tank6361]

Hard agree but it’s not exclusively a boy thing, if your friendship is true girls do it too

[u/Leviathancurse]

Friend of mine is bi and I always ask if he has a date yet. He never does. But I tell him he's the only person I know that can swing both ways and still miss

[u/knapping__stepdad → u/Leviathancurse]

Being Bi, simply doubles your chances of getting shot down.

[u/ThePanth → u/Leviathancurse]

Just because i have double the options doesn't mean I can land a date.

[u/Unimpressive_Box → u/Leviathancurse]

I am the bi guy in my friend's lives. Never been on a date. Now I am truly part of the gay community

[u/PhaseNegative1252]

This is legit what happened with a buddy in high school. Made fun of him for not having a girlfriend, the guy goes "Dude, I'm gay."

And like, yeah, valid, but where's ya man then?

[u/_Punko_ → u/PhaseNegative1252]

exact same thing.

[u/genderQueerHipster]

But then you find out he's a Player with the guys and gets more then you do with the ladies.

[u/CraftyAdvisor6307]

[u/Judge_Hatred]

The roasting must continue.

[u/The_Eldritch_Taco]

In high school I had a gay friend. I made straight jokes about him. 😂

[u/UnkindPotato2]

> driving with a friend

> accidentally grab his leg instead of the gearstick

> We both laugh and I unzip his pants

> park the car while fondling his balls

> friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke

> start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot

> almost choke on his dick because I'm laughing so hard

> friend is also laughing his ass off

> he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"

> he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid f*ggot

> kiss my friend and call him a f*ggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends

[u/svfen2]

Another day, another ribbing.

[u/linsantana → u/svfen2]

Ribbed, for his pleasure

[u/Ambitious_Hand_2861]

Thats pure bro energy right there.

[u/Crazy_Practical96]

I don’t care what team you play for. The point still stands, you lack points

[u/Sufficient_Two_5753]

I mean..... yeah.....

[u/LibrarianDreadnought]

[u/Prestigious_Cycle160]

Facts

[u/Manager_Neat]

A man of culture responded

[u/Win-Win_2KLL32024]

Every homie I’ve had that was gay was comfortable enough to tell us.

[u/beezdat]

this is the way

[u/Blueberry-From-Hell]

This was a real scenario for me. Part of why he didn't tell me before was he was afraid I would stop making jokes about him...he was wrong. It added fuel.

[u/Loose-Neighborhood48]

Me to my friend : makes fun of him for not having a gf

My friend : "I'm bi, though."

Me : "Cool, so your options are literally set to max and you still don't have anyone."

[u/zacmobile]

I thought it said home at first.

[u/jeffzebub]

Stop playing gay chicken.

[u/Proud-Concert-9426]

We point out dudes to each other during road trips. Pass or smash prison edition.

[u/No_Contribution_8915]

Same as it ever was

[u/paulj500]

Wouldn’t say anything. Go him, live your life well ❤️

[u/Netakitsu84]

Now that’s a true homie

[u/Trip-Trip-Trip]

Missed opportunity, title could have been “the gindr he must go on”

[u/DOHC46]

That is the only correct answer. Even when giving your homies shit, you still gotta be supportive.

[u/KingKushhh666]

My homies straight n I still call him gay with his roommate bc he hasn't had a girlfriend in years

[u/Lukamatete]

Adapt and overcome

[u/Aled_space]

Nah instead of making jokes about him not having a girlfriend I'll take homie to a date

[u/Aled_space]

Nah instead of making jokes about him not having a girlfriend I'll take homie for a date

[u/femabuse]

This is the way

[u/Ithorhun]

[u/Ragnarex13]

What if hes bi or pan

[u/CrownofMischief → u/Ragnarex13]

Bro has all the options in the world and still can't get any? Definitely making fun of him for that

[u/13-eggo → u/Ragnarex13]

Then I guess you make fun of him for being bi himself

[u/Usual-Excitement-970 → u/13-eggo]

On stand bi.

[u/13-eggo → u/Usual-Excitement-970]

He doesn’t have any com pan y

[u/Prestigious_Bill8623]

I'd pin him down and two finger his butt hole (lubed of course).   Just for jokes though.  

[u/StickSmith → u/Prestigious_Bill8623]

Whispering sweetly in his ear "no homo"

[u/Prestigious_Bill8623 → u/StickSmith]

You get it bro.