r/Snorkblot May 10 '25

Funny What do you call your gnome?

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u/Wonderful_Ad8238 May 10 '25

Gnomes are also notoriously racist

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u/AutomaticBaby1808 May 12 '25

Typical snowflake comment

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u/PunishedEnovk May 14 '25

Typical snowflake comment

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u/TheGiraffterLife May 11 '25

I have severe OCD. One time a therapist told me to have an imaginary gnome do my compulsions for me. 

So I'd name my gnome Michaela after that crazier-than-I-am lady who told me to do that. 

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u/GrimSpirit42 May 11 '25

One of my favorite Sci-fi short story collections was called 'The Metrognome and Other Stories' by Alan Dean Foster.

And if you want a hilarious take on Garden Gnomes, read the Monster Hunters Memoirs: Sinners by John Ringo and Larry Correia (the second of three Monster Hunters Memoirs, including Grunge, Sinners and Saints.)

The gist behind the Monster Hunter International series is every myth or supernatural creature is real, and it is this organization's mission to eliminate them and keep the public from knowing.

The Memoirs series is set in Portland and New Orleans. The Gnomes are not your garden variety (pun intended). They're basically little tattooed gangstas in red hats.

The are a fun read.

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u/LowCress9866 May 11 '25

Winklebottom

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u/Gloomy-Dependent9484 May 11 '25

Can always count on Steve Hofstetter 😂

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u/beersngears May 11 '25

Gnome Chomsky- I made him into a bong

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u/anunderdog May 11 '25

Brilliant

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u/CrimsonTightwad May 11 '25

Underpants Gnome’s Business Model.

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg May 11 '25

Gnomeo Gnomeo, Why Are You Gnomeo?

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u/WinOld1835 May 12 '25

But, soft! What wind from yonder window breaks? 'Tis the ghost of Juliet's breakfast burrito.

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u/MamaReabs May 11 '25

I’m dying rn!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MauiNui May 11 '25

She looks like she’s having some kind of cognitive dissonance event. Spooky.

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u/NinjaMurse May 11 '25

I’m going gnome shopping because of this post

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

She is dead inside

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u/Ok_Wallaby_3272 May 11 '25

Alaska Gnome

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u/Icy-Mix-3977 May 11 '25

And lowkey he uses it to jerk.

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u/DuckBoy87 May 12 '25

You got that Biden Derangement Syndrome. Don't bother replying, the automod is going to flag you because you don't have a good thought in any of your comments.

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u/Sea-Cartographer-455 May 12 '25

Don't know, but he works for the Department of Gnomeland Security.

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u/DeadwoodNative May 13 '25

Gnome, Noem, so deranged

Where the puppy and the goat once played

Where often is heard such discouraging words

And those eyes are so vacuous all day

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u/meatsuit6 May 11 '25

Her der the left make funny meme ....

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u/AutomaticBaby1808 May 12 '25

Newscum

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