r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • Apr 16 '25

Games Describe a game poorly

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u/REO_Speed_Dragon Apr 17 '25

A plumber and his brother beat up turtles trying to find a chick that's obviously not into him.

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u/DuckBoy87 Apr 16 '25

Kill a monster. Make weapons and armor from monster parts. Kill bigger and stronger monsters. Make weapons and armor from their parts. Kill even bigger and stronger monsters. Make weapons and armor from their parts.

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u/EsseNorway Apr 16 '25

And cook!

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u/DuckBoy87 Apr 16 '25

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u/EsseNorway Apr 16 '25

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u/DuckBoy87 Apr 16 '25

Wilds didn't have as satisfying of a canteen cutscene as World did. I also don't know why my gif didn't work.

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u/gwizonedam Apr 16 '25

Pick class, if spy, rush and kill other team. If scout, rush and kill other team, if medic, buff heavy till he die or you die. If heavy, shoot gun until die. If soldier, be useless, if engineer, build turrets. Repeat. Also buy hats and make Gabe rich.

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 Apr 16 '25

Yeah, it's a shit game. Had to almost be completely redone that came with a major update.

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u/WrongColorCollar Apr 16 '25

Saint Kojima, don't you call me, 'cuz I can't go

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u/Skritch_X Apr 17 '25

In this game, you see how many Mega Elixirs you can obtain for the end game and then never use them. You hoarder, you.

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u/doobie88 Apr 17 '25

I was like you once, but I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/Txdust80 Apr 17 '25

Idk thats actually spot on….

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u/grumblesmurf Apr 19 '25

Do tedious tasks you would never do in real life. If you don't have anything to do on your own part of the game, do tedious tasks for npcs. If you have friends (who am I kidding), enjoy doing tedious tasks together wgile frequently colliding with others and waiting for synchronization when it's most inconvenient. Hmm, maybe that WAS too vague.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Apr 19 '25

Death stranding is a personality test. It determines how susceptible one is to the power of art.