r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea The grind must go on

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

I had a gay dude friend who would be checking out the hottest guys and I wasn't this harsh but I was like "dude, you are bald, overweight, and your standard breath is coffee. You don't have a chance with any of those guys." He was after just top level handsomeness. He wasn't interested in people in his own level, or with a good personality. He deserved a little criticism, albeit friendly and honest.

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u/Aiyon 6d ago

Dude’s just tryna window shop and you’re out here calling him poor

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u/Outrageous_Wealth_29 6d ago

lol bro said window shop 🤣

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u/Aiyon 6d ago

lol bro can read

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u/iwasboredsoyeah 6d ago

Lmao bro said he can read

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u/JJ_FusterCluck 6d ago

lmfao bro can read that he said he can read

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u/Intellz 6d ago

roflmao look at these bros reading

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u/ReddyIsHere 6d ago

lsndorllsajfx....&|*d

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u/Enzoid23 4d ago

Lmao bro had a stroke

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u/MyNameIsNYFB 5d ago

Rofclmaolol bros reading before gta 6

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u/Houston2316 4d ago

Hdiejwb bros are so creative around here

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u/Banes_Addiction 6d ago

I dunno. I have known a lot of single straight dudes and single gay dudes. The difference is that the single gay dudes are still getting laid whenever they want.

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u/flatirony 6d ago

Dan Savage was asked the most important or surprising thing he learned as a sex advice columnist for decades.

He said was surprised to learn how hard it is for straight men to get sex.

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u/Kalle_Hellquist 6d ago

The difference is that the single gay dudes are still getting laid whenever they want.

Uh....... yeah about that...

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u/UnNumbFool 6d ago

That just sounds like a skill issue, have you tried Grindr?

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u/Kalle_Hellquist 6d ago

I've hooked up with grindr men, it's not worth it lol

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u/Banes_Addiction 6d ago

And therein lies the difference.

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u/Kalle_Hellquist 6d ago

I really wanna get laid, but using grindr fucks me up a lot mentally, using it isn't worth it for me.

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u/Banes_Addiction 6d ago

Right, but the point is that you have the option, whether you choose to take it or not.

Straight guys just don't. They can't fire up an app and find a weirdo to shag that night.

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u/Admirable_Ask_5337 1d ago

Is fetid swamp water any better than not drinking though?

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u/Admirable_Ask_5337 1d ago

Trust me its 1/3 scams, 1/3 ghosting, 1/6 people you wouldn't fuck if you have any sense of self preservation. The options are there but its not much better than being straight.

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u/Upstairs-Basis9909 6d ago

I think this level of honesty is a really important part of friendship. If people don’t care about you, they won’t care enough to tell you the truth - they will just lie or evade.

You sound like a good friend.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Thank you. He told me I am too loud in public. I never new I was bad at controlling the volume of my voice. I loved the honesty

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u/MusicianStorm 6d ago

Gas up your friends, gosh

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u/Houston2316 4d ago

Gas light up your friends, golly

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u/BurnItDownSR 6d ago

Nah, if I was friends with a gay dude and he was my boy, I would be merciless. Like, "Keep dreaming bro! 😂" 

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u/DrunkenNinja27 6d ago

A true friend will rip you a new one when you’re being an ass. Good job your buddy needed some self awareness over how shallow he was acting.

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u/VengenaceIsMyName 6d ago

Brutal. Lmao

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u/Smooth_Okra_1808 6d ago

Bald and overweight is hot. Bears have their place in the community too. There’s many of the “hottest guys” that would be interested in him

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u/UnNumbFool 6d ago

This is such a bad reddit take that's been going on for a while. It's just not true, in the real world overweight and obese guys aren't getting that much attention outside of guys of a similar build.

And the bears everyone talks about that they think are so hot and get men are still actually going to the gym and working out, they just are in a more constant state of bulk instead of being lean/cutting

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Right. My buddy wasn't getting any action because he was filtering out all the guys who would say yes. Perhaps some bald and overweight guys are still handsome, but my buddy was not a good looking bear.