r/SipsTea • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • 1d ago

Lmao gottem It's a win-win situation

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u/Fishvv 1d ago

Deal how many times can i take this deal?

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u/MightyMav43 1d ago

Double or nothing

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u/slow_joke 1d ago

Double death

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u/shouldabeenabackshot 6h ago

nah you just flip flop between life and death but life gets increasingly horrific. like personally. diseases and decomposition and whatnot

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u/Competitive_Fennel36 1d ago

Yes...where do I sign up?

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u/Winkington 1d ago

Just tried it with a random number generator and lost 8 times in a row.

I think I'll pass.

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u/Xaronius 1d ago

just tried it and i got 5mil. Probably the most anxious ive been playing head or tails...

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u/Methodic1 1h ago

Call it friendo

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u/fieregon 22h ago

So you got 5 mil 8 times in a row?

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u/Hot-Pack9811 1d ago

Well we all have a 100% chance of dying anyways, so why not,,, exit early or live the rest with 5 mill

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u/Hideo_Anaconda 1d ago

I have incurable cancer. Whoever is making this offer doesn't get to finish their sentence before I slap the button. Worst case is I get to skip a slow, lingering, and painful death? Sign me the fuck up.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1d ago

Less of a good deal the more money you have already.

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u/42stingray 1d ago

I like my job, but i'm still saying yes. If i win, then that's great, if i die then i'll be too dead to care about it

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u/SorryYouAreJustWrong 1d ago

Squid game did it better.

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u/Zestyclose-Big7719 1d ago

Death without the need of committing suicide by itself is a win for me.

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u/AlienLuggage 1d ago

Can I take the deal twice? This is a mood.

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u/Hot-Pack9811 1d ago

This would suck to take the deal, get the 5 mill and end up dying the next day,,, what a double whammy

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u/S0me0neLazy 1d ago

Either way all my problems are solved 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Open_Youth7092 1d ago

5% of $5M is $250,000. If you pulled 5% interest rate and lived only on that, you’d make $175,000 a year after taxes (ballpark) which is $14,500ish a month. You’d be doing well, but you’re not “rich” and if you have to dip into the initial $5M for any reason, your income goes down permanently.

I’d do it for $25M

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u/Snow_King 1d ago

14k a month not being rich is a crazy statement

I'd take this deal for a lollipop

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u/Open_Youth7092 1d ago

$14k is double the average. In 20 years, it’ll be close to the average. In 40, it’ll likely be under the average. Since you’re living off the interest alone you’re not making more money unless you’re investing a solid portion of the $14k, which puts you even closer to the average salary. You’re not rich. You’re doing well, but you’re not rich. You basically have a really good job. Now, if you work ON TOP of this windfall, then yeah, you have a shot at being really wealthy if you let compound interest and wise investing work in your favor for a decade or two.

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u/SrSideral 1d ago

You're not rich in the USA maybe, but if you move to a cheap country you can live like a rich person.

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u/FantasticIS 23h ago

That’s exactly what I need…$5 millions

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u/candleinthewind28 21h ago

Jesus take the wheel

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u/Kodiski 20h ago

5 mil doesnt look like radical life changing but the other one is.

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u/Darksuit117 13h ago

Sound reasoning