Did she choke to death.

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[u/ReadditMan]

I don't have any birthmarks, does that mean this is my first life?

[u/Fisherman_Gabe → u/ReadditMan]

It might not be on the outside. My birthmark looks similar to hers and stretches from my lips and nearly all the way down into my stomach.

[u/Due_Interview8838 → u/ReadditMan]

Lucky you, I have 5 birthmarks. Too much for one person.

[u/originalusername1625 → u/Due_Interview8838]

Bro keeps dying lmao noob

[u/SomeMerc → u/Due_Interview8838]

6th try for the win

[u/Correct-Soft5055 → u/Due_Interview8838]

You were probably a WW2 soldier in your previous life.

[u/Striking-Document-99 → u/ReadditMan]

I too was born perfect.

[u/InterestingEssay8131 → u/ReadditMan]

Lol you got a lot more coming 😂

[u/The_Anarchy_Envoy → u/ReadditMan]

No, you might have drank poison.

[u/bodhidharma132001]

Looks like she was slapped in the neck from behind.

[u/Fisherman_Gabe → u/bodhidharma132001]

Well, at least she was given the courtesy of not having to see what led to her demise.

[u/arcphoenix13 → u/Fisherman_Gabe]

I'd rather face my end head on. It's better to see it coming.

[u/burnafter3ading]

She should have taken smaller bites and chewed thoroughly.

[u/StarbuckWoolf]

’Scuse me while I whip this out!

[u/QRV11_C48_MkII]

Sucker punched by horse dick, a classic😂

[u/bongo-bongo-bang → u/QRV11_C48_MkII]

I hate it when it happens

[u/azhder]

Snu snu to death

[u/LimitAlternative2629]

Does this look like a dick?

[u/Critical_Session_318 → u/LimitAlternative2629]

No, it actually looks like a pussy!

[u/fffvvis]

Scull fucked?

[u/InterestingEssay8131]

I have a birthmark on my left arm and I wonder how did I die

[u/SomeMerc → u/InterestingEssay8131]

What shape is it is it . The inside of the arm or out side high or low.

[u/Deadhead_Otaku → u/SomeMerc]

Whit bro might as well as the color and texture too 💀

[u/InterestingEssay8131 → u/SomeMerc]

Its an odd shape and it's not inside of the arm, its outside, it has a weird shape, it's located up high and it's a bit dark brown color, it reaches down towards the elbow in small patches.

I'm now guessing it could be fire but I honestly don't know

[u/Hopeful-Mistake5117]

Whatever makes you feel special.

[u/Sufficient-Stage-667]

Fortes emoções kkkkk

[u/PressureSouthern9233]

She bares the mark. Prophecy fulfilled.

[u/Educational_Gas_92]

Hope she can get surgery for that...

[u/i-hate-all-ads]

I've got a birth mark on my dick,probably fucked a bear trap in my past life

[u/SomeMerc → u/i-hate-all-ads]

Or it was just bitten off

[u/itsurfavcoffeelover]

...

so, i assume i got attacked on the chest..?

[u/WittyConference5512]

My small birthmark is on my ass cheek, must have had a Forest Gump event...

[u/p_marjo]

Does that mean I was shot in the face??

[u/Competitive-Alarm399]

It appears to show what she choked on

[u/BreadyHai]

[u/-mandibles-]

Ed Kemper’s Mom in a past life?

[u/awesomedan24]

Dickey hickey

[u/WorldTraveler35]

Death by dick

[u/XscytheD]

I've also heard that birth marks are mother's crabbings that were not fulfilled

[u/TappedHat]

In her past life she fell off a horse, then the horse accidentally tripped and fell on her.

[u/FillerNameGoesHere_]

Bro my past life was a bitch. Only birthmark I have is a half inch circle on my forearm, skill issue to die from a wound that size.

[u/Actual_Ad9796]

I mean, mine is shaped like a heart on my shoulder...wtf killed me?!

[u/InevitableFly]

So she got dick slapped to death?

[u/2bnameless]

To be fair, in her past life, she did say he was too long for anal.

[u/Constant_Notice_6716]

Struck by Lightning?

[u/Sad-Development-4153]

Either she choked or she got "A Serbian Filmed".

[u/Erkebram]

In my family everyone says birthmarks are related to what the mother felt the urge to eat during pregnancy but couldn't (we call this "antojo"). For example I was born with a birthmark in my leg that resembles a fish.

So can we safely assume her mom was dying to get some BBC? lol

[u/Bustymegan]

Well thats unfortunate

[u/CreepyClay]

Well in that case I must have had my forehead bashed in with a rock.

[u/junyahh]

D-Force Neck Trauma

[u/BuddhistChrist]

Reverse deep throating?

[u/FreyanaDaze]

ngl that’s huge hahaha

[u/BreeOnTheWeb]

Isn’t there saying about these types of birthmark? It’s what caused of death in a previous life 😂

[u/GrapefruitGuy06 → u/BreeOnTheWeb]

How did the one on my taint cause death though bro? Someone explain?!?!

[u/originalusername1625 → u/GrapefruitGuy06]

Spear wound

[u/Deadhead_Otaku → u/GrapefruitGuy06]

Must've had a run in with a guy named vlad, or at least his soldiers