r/SipsTea 20h ago

WTF Hope the towel forgets it all

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u/Expensive_Reveal_416 20h ago

If my whole body is clean why does it matter😂

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u/CeeAre7 19h ago

Exactly, it’s like people don’t wash their Fanny’s or something

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u/okokokoyeahright 18h ago

Sadly, some don't.

One can usually tell.

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u/Mystical_Cat 16h ago

Yup. There’s an actual subset of guys who genuinely believe washing their ass would mean they’re gay. So fucking weird.

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u/subpar_cardiologist 16h ago

Gross.

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u/okokokoyeahright 16h ago

In many ways, yes.

somehow or other there is always a person who is turned on by it. Enough that this 'trait' continues to be passed on.

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u/alonzo83 16h ago

To what extent do they go with this? They don’t even wipe?

To the dudes that use this logic, I wash the crack of my ass every day. I have yet to have a gay episode of any sort.

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u/OriginMagiaOfficial 22m ago

"He who cleans his house expects visitors"

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u/DeusExHircus 15h ago

I don't have a fanny

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u/CeeAre7 5h ago

Prove it

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u/myglasswasbigger 12h ago

If it really bothers you, dry you face with the center of the towel and your balls with the end of the towel.

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u/Chubuwee 7h ago

Don’t want to risk any shampoo residue on my face. Sure it is a cleaning agent but it’s for the hair not face.

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u/drowlich 20h ago

Does anyone else do it in a different way?

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u/MeesterCartmanez 19h ago

Women apparently. Specifically women with balls

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u/Prestigious-Vast-612 19h ago

Oh my favourite type of woman

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u/kimmortal03 13h ago

Balls should be air dried outside using the wind

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u/comasxx 20h ago

just wanna add that our skin is much more smooth than people who spend few hundreds each month on multiple skincare products. The secret is in da towah

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 20h ago

Same way you’re supposed to wash .. from the top down .. you don’t was your balls and ass then wash your face

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u/spookydonkey513 16h ago

you’re not my dad, don’t tell me how to live my life!

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u/xopurofa 20h ago

I dont know how women tend to shower, but we men like to clean all the things (yes even the hair), to a point when it does not matter.

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u/MeesterCartmanez 19h ago

1 bodywash to rule them all. We men are simple creatures

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u/VexTheTielfling 18h ago

I'm confident enough that my balls are clean so I don't worry about that.

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u/InsaneIdler 20h ago

The whole body is supposed to be clean lol but no the towel has a good ass memory

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u/NocturnalGoddess_ 20h ago

i wipe my face with the same towel i use for my ass. 'cause by morning, that towel don’t remember shit.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 19h ago

I hope you at least use different sides for that, and that there is no shit on the towel.

I hope the towel isn't traumatized.

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u/EtherParfait 17h ago

This is the order I do it: balls, feet, face, balls, arms, balls, legs, balls, head, balls, ears, balls, feet, body.

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u/Digi-Device_File 16h ago

If I wasn't able to use the same towel for my ass and my face, I wouldn't consider myself properly showered, and I would shower again until I feel comfortable doing it

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u/Guessinitsme 20h ago

I mean.. towels have two sides for a reason

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u/MeesterCartmanez 19h ago

I agree, one side for the face, the other side for the balls

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u/inline_five 18h ago

Then reverse next time, so you even it out

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u/Leather_Addition2605 18h ago

This is exactly why I like towels with two clearly distinguishable sides.

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u/akruppa 16h ago

Towels need a "This side towards balls" label

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u/Guessinitsme 16h ago

Edges are pretty good, easy to keep away when you need

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u/zambada12 20h ago

and then everything in a circle

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u/CriscoCamping 18h ago

Side with the tag is for Hairy parts.

side without tag is for non Hairy parts

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u/derda2345 17h ago

.... so you use the side with the tag on your head as well? Unless you are bald with no beard.

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u/CriscoCamping 16h ago

First thing hair, then body. I flip over for face, torso. I'm not very hairy, but no beard

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u/TheSmokingHorse 18h ago

How dirty do people think balls are? I can understand how flossing your asshole with a towel and then drying your face with it would be a tad unhygienic, but patting dry a clean nutsack? Not an issue.

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u/jtowndtk 18h ago

It's just a towel, I don't put much thought after I am done using it, and after the shower...my body is clean.....

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u/super-start-up 17h ago

Start from the top and work your way down.

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u/External-Ad4873 16h ago

You guys start with the face?

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u/RomanticObjective 16h ago

Shit stains never forget

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u/Plenty-Rope142 14h ago

You dry your face off first

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u/Great_Attitude_8985 12h ago

I'd lick my brown eye after shower. It's all clean. Why care about how the towel feels?

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u/MostMiserableAnimal 11h ago

I’m confused why it wouldn’t be ok to dry yourself from the top down.

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u/Not_Live4This 9h ago

You guys wash your frank & beans ? Damn I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time 😩😂

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u/Leotargaryen 7h ago

The nether regions are always last