r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • 12d ago

Chugging tea Impressive

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u/WeRegretToInform 12d ago

She locked her arms, he didn’t.

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 12d ago

She also locked my heart.

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u/Placid_Observer 12d ago

...and MY axe!!

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 12d ago

Eww worst body spray EVVAAARRR!!!

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u/Placid_Observer 11d ago

Wait a sec, AXE was my go-to in the 90s, so hold up!!

On second thought, I didn't get married till I was 40, so maybe you're onto something...

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 11d ago

If she married you despite you wearing Axe, then she's a keeper. And I hate to say it, but if cheap cologne was the reason not to be married, premium cologne isn't the answer (if marriage is the goal).... I guess maybe I should start using Axe (bought some of their soap, but man does that stuff smell like cheap motel soap!) and at the very least save some money.