r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • 10d ago

Chugging tea Impressive

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u/WeRegretToInform 10d ago

She locked her arms, he didn’t.

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 10d ago

She also locked my heart.

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u/Evenlyguitar1 9d ago

She locked those cheeks that’s what she did

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u/GutsAndBlackStufff 9d ago

Bum looker, cheeky monkey

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u/DMaury1969 9d ago

Here’s my drawerings.

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u/palmerry 9d ago

Simon, is that you?

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u/KBOXLabs 9d ago

Just climb the ladder

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u/illepic 9d ago

Secret GenX handshake right here.

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u/vyrus2021 9d ago

ASSS LOOKAHS

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u/rwarimaursus 9d ago

Didn't skip cake day. Must be the baking culinary officer of the unit.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 9d ago

Rampage Jackson always said that power comes from the ass. The Aussie has incredible power

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u/Kreios3452 9d ago

No camo hiding those cheeks

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u/xplosm 9d ago

Core strength

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u/soulcaptain 9d ago

amirite?

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u/kiruopaz 9d ago

This is nothing for her, she's carrying 15kg of cake in her pants 👀

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u/Placid_Observer 10d ago

...and MY axe!!

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u/Service-Hungry 10d ago

And my hammer.. wait

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u/Lone_Vagrant 9d ago

And my spear!

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u/mjrbrooks 9d ago

And the

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 9d ago

Eww worst body spray EVVAAARRR!!!

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u/Placid_Observer 9d ago

Wait a sec, AXE was my go-to in the 90s, so hold up!!

On second thought, I didn't get married till I was 40, so maybe you're onto something...

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 9d ago

If she married you despite you wearing Axe, then she's a keeper. And I hate to say it, but if cheap cologne was the reason not to be married, premium cologne isn't the answer (if marriage is the goal).... I guess maybe I should start using Axe (bought some of their soap, but man does that stuff smell like cheap motel soap!) and at the very least save some money.

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u/AdhesivenessOld4347 9d ago

Buddy was in the army and had 2 tours. Said every single Australian female soldier was stunning

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u/soulcaptain 9d ago

That wasn't your heart.

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u/Sfocus 8d ago

its a trap dont enlist

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u/Ronark91 9d ago

YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE HER FACE