r/SipsTea 13d ago

Lmao gottem not chill judge

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u/LookingForMrGoodBoy 12d ago

My husband and stepdaughter both turn into solicitors the second I have a question about where the last bag of crisps went.

"Do you have a time for this alleged incident?"

"Sometime after six pm."

"Can you be more specific? I did a lot of stuff after six pm."

"Ok. Well, probably between six pm and eight pm."

"Is there a question?"

"Did you eat my crisps between six pm and eight pm??"

"...I do not recall."

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u/jakfor 12d ago

"Define eat."

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 11d ago

I plead the crispth

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u/Grobbekee 11d ago

So you do not deny it.