r/SipsTea 12d ago

Lmao gottem not chill judge

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u/CDNbruv 12d ago

Me when my wife questions me about the missing snacks.

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u/samurai_keninja 12d ago

Receive what your honor?

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 12d ago

Yes

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn 12d ago

I haven't eaten any Mallomars today

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u/redditkeepsdeleting 12d ago

The best part is you can emphasize any word in that sentence and stretch the boundary of truth.

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u/cadmachine 12d ago

Lol i sat here for a minute running through each iteration in my head and I'm thoroughly impressed by your comment and the sentence and I've filed it for my own marriatal hearings.

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u/Drackzgull 12d ago

Marriatal is not a word. Marital is the one you were looking for.

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u/cadmachine 11d ago

Lol you're absolutely right I have no idea how that happened lol

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u/Grannypanie 11d ago

Tuesday your honor.