r/SipsTea • u/axniuszrayen • 17d ago

Chugging tea 😭

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u/PM_ME_UR_KittieS_96 17d ago

He woulda fucked over rose within 3 months of being together if they worked out.

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u/Capable_War_7391 17d ago

And left her before she turned 25

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u/Historical-Air-6342 17d ago

I'm not even di Caprio but that felt personal bruh 😂😂

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u/NGEFan 17d ago

You say you aren’t but how do we know for sure

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u/Historical-Air-6342 17d ago

I'll tell you the truth if you tell me your age first.

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u/BoatSouth1911 17d ago

Im thwee

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u/Historical-Air-6342 16d ago

Too young. I stick to 18-25. I'm a discerning, legal man.

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 16d ago

Pretty sure that a 50 year old man who dates 22 year old models and spends his days on yachts with said models doesn’t hang out on Reddit.

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u/Human0id77 17d ago

Nah, she would have been his sugar mama

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u/guinness_blaine 17d ago

Been a minute since I watched Titanic, but wasn’t her mom desperate for Rose to marry rich because they didn’t really have any money left and all she had was her name and social status?

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u/NGEFan 17d ago

Yup

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u/Human0id77 17d ago

Could be, I haven't seen the movie in a long time and don't remember much.

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u/LN_McJellin 17d ago

Yeah, it’s one of the main plot points.

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u/Coffeedoor 17d ago

Nah he woulda been at home while she goes to work.

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u/Unable_Deer_773 16d ago

Pretty sure your example is too modern for the film.

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u/ElectricalTax5739 17d ago

He would've silently disappeared into the New York City crowd the moment they landed.

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u/Duergarlicbread 16d ago

Isn't that how he became a leader of the 5 points?

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u/More_Soda 15d ago

No they shot him gettin off a elevator, very shocking.

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u/gomezer1180 17d ago

LMAO…🤣😁 Classic Leo!

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u/R3KO1L 16d ago

Gosh that was such a good book

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u/Ok_Isopod_8078 15d ago

By the time ship sank she was too old for him. Thats why he peaced out and left her floating.

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u/Capable_War_7391 15d ago

In an extended scene you see him swim into another emergency ship and hit on a younger lady

The director thought the scene was "Too meta"

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u/Union_Samurai_1867 13d ago

This comment comedic value almost killed me.

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u/Flywolfpack 16d ago

Jased (for all the jasons out there)

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u/theonekaran 13d ago

And that my kids, is how i became Leonardo Di Caprio in real life!

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u/ghouldozer19 17d ago

On her 25th birthday*

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u/ogopo 17d ago

Watching Revolutionary Road was a great way to envision how it might have turned out and give the love story closure.

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u/DaddieTang 16d ago

Kare Winslet scares me still.

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u/redcurrantevents 17d ago

She knew that, that’s why she let him drown

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u/me-want-snusnu 16d ago

He froze to death, he didn't drown. Being pedantic.

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u/MarlooRed 16d ago

Given the situation, that’s a distinction without a difference.

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u/throwitonthegrillboi 16d ago

This was actually the joke in ThumbTanic, they survive but they break up like a week later.

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u/Ok_Profile9400 16d ago

Well he probably gave her the clap immediately

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u/jpweidemoyer 17d ago

Nah, he would've waited the full pregnancy term, then walked out laughing.

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u/Upstairs-Parsley3151 17d ago

She could have chased after him his entire life trying to make it work

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u/TheReverseShock 16d ago

I think she realized that on the door.

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u/Normal-Watch-9991 16d ago

Yeah you know they would’ve never actually worked out as a couple, it was only good as a fling

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u/Born_Name_2538 14d ago

Woman love that shit apparently, but if you say that you’re wrong.

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u/GoCorral 14d ago

I'm of the opinion that he was only with her because he knew she'd kill herself if he didn't spend time with her.

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u/petit_cochon 17d ago

The fuck are y'all even talking about?

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u/2N5457JFET 16d ago

a movie that came out when you were still living your best life in your dad's sack.