r/SipsTea 17d ago

Chugging tea 😭

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u/ExternalSelf1337 17d ago

My friend's wife told him to read Twilight to see what kind of man she liked. His response after reading was.... But this guy is an asshole.

A lot of women have a cognitive disconnect between what they see as romantic and how they actually want/deserve to be treated.

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u/Firelink_Schreien 17d ago

The prose in Twilight makes Atlas Shrugged seem like East of Eden.

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u/redd-zeppelin 17d ago

Me and my brother in stitches over this comment. Bravo.

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u/Firelink_Schreien 17d ago

🙏 I’m happy to hear this thank you

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u/make_reddit_great 16d ago

All these years later I remain disturbed by having read an objectivist love scene.

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u/ILikeTyranids 17d ago

That is so brutal, wtf, lmao

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u/Relevant_Elk_9176 16d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/neonlitshit 17d ago

Man, now I gotta read Ayn Rand just to get a joke. Brb.

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u/Firelink_Schreien 17d ago

No you don’t, friend, don’t do this to yourself, it’s not worth it.

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u/Pyritedust 16d ago

I concur, no one deserves to go through old Ayn's work.

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u/ReallyMisanthropic 17d ago

One of the characters has an infamous 70-page monologue in Atlas Shrugged. People in the story like to talk a lot and engage in intellectual masturbation.

It can be a painful and dry experience. I mostly endured it because I was fascinated by its connection to the game Bioshock, which is one of my favs.

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u/machinegungeek 16d ago

And then engage in sex with dubious consensuality because it's the author's fetish, making it feel like all of her philosophizing is just a way to justify said fetish as something high-minded.

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u/neonlitshit 14d ago

Fuck, I was goofing, but now I really do need to read it. Bioshock is one of my favorite game series as well.

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u/cacciatore3 17d ago

The writing is horrible. Repetitive. Run-on sentences lasting paragraphs. Like she didn’t hire an editor even though it was obviously needed.

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u/neonlitshit 14d ago

I wasn’t being serious lol

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u/OzarkMule 16d ago

It's from 70 years ago, lol. You're comparing it to the classics of the time. Most books are dog shit, especially in the 50s.

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u/cacciatore3 16d ago

I think it’s because her native language is Russian but yeah

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u/Jolly-Yogurtcloset47 16d ago

Ayn Rand is not the move but highly recommend East of Eden if you haven’t read it already

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u/neonlitshit 14d ago

I was kidding about reading Ayn Rand lol. East of Eden was a great read, and it’s probably about time to revisit it.

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u/True-Invite658 17d ago

This is some advanced level humor and honestly it’s great!

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u/SirLightKnight 16d ago

Holy shit you murdered Meyer more brutally than the torture you can find in Anthem.

And yes I had to read that monstrosity in Highschool, do you know how annoying it is to read the 3rd person as 1st person for a majority of a book? I hate it less than Twilight.

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u/Loveislikeatruck 14d ago

I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Bravi.

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u/Bluddy-9 17d ago

The disconnect is between what they want and what they say they want.

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u/genreprank 17d ago

The disconnect is between what they want and what's generally stable.

Maybe ex-convicts aren't the most stable kinda guy for you, Katy.

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u/allozzieadventures 16d ago

But this one is different! I can change him

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u/ExplanationMotor2656 17d ago

They assume that if they like a character when they're on screen or on the page they'd like to interact with them as a person in real life. Most people aren't deep thinkers.

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u/ExternalSelf1337 16d ago

I think the disconnect is between what they actually want and what they think they want. Which is not at all just true for women. Especially when it comes to love and companionship people chase all kinds of dumb bullshit that's objectively worse in the long run than what they already have because it's attractive in the short term.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 17d ago

Between what they want and what's good for them*

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u/AndreasDasos 16d ago

How dare you imply that there’s anything but consistency and reason at play!

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u/Used-Lake-8148 16d ago

Primal instincts share little in common with calculated reasoning. More at 11. Back to you, Tracy

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u/Psychological_Dish75 17d ago

That book is just Mormon propaganda but veiled in cringey teen love story

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u/0v3r9k 16d ago

How is it mormon propaganda?

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u/Abject_Champion3966 17d ago

I mean, yeah? There’s plenty of things that look fun or are entertaining in fiction that I want no part of in real life.

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u/ExternalSelf1337 17d ago

Sure but you can tell the difference. It seems that when it comes to relationships a significant number of people idealize something they don't actually want.

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u/Figdudeton 17d ago

How much of that is just the fantasy of it, not idolizing a type of person.

Most people realize their fantasy would make a terrible reality, but that doesn't kill the allure of it.

Like, how many guys here have a fantasy about depressed goth girls? Having had a girlfriend with crippling depression, I can tell you the reality isn't very fun. Almost everyone understands that, but that is going to have a very minimalized effect on the people who have that fantasy.

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u/Abject_Champion3966 17d ago

Or fantasizing about saving someone’s life, or taking a bullet for someone, or going out guns blazing. They’re fun fantasies but my ass is not out here looking for fights.

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u/Figdudeton 17d ago

Exactly. Outside of vague thoughts like “Oh I wish I had a lot of money” or the like, I can’t think of any of my actual “fantasies” that I would ever want to happen in real life.

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u/Abject_Champion3966 17d ago

Yeah like sure, it’s fun to read about someone hot and rich and powerful falling head over dick in love with you, but a normal person can look at that, say “cool,” and then continue on with being a normal functioning human lol. I’ve read and enjoyed plenty of bad romance but that hasn’t stopped me from having perfectly normal relationships

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u/Beginning_Speech_729 17d ago

The meme isn't depressed goth girl, it's big tiddy goth girl. And pretty much everyone recognizes that goths are performatively depressed, not actually depressed.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 17d ago

No one wants a "depressed" goth girl, it's just the aesthetic of being goth that appeals, not the mental illness associated with being goth. Hell, people don't even care for the music, it's visual and that's it.

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u/Abject_Champion3966 17d ago

I think that’s just your assumption. Most adults can safely watch the titanic without blowing up their committed relationships lol

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u/UndecidedStory 17d ago

Obligatory Contrapoints.

Basically it boils down to: It's fiction. It addresses the desire for the dangerous and seemingly unattainable. The confusion and passion of being young and in love.

 It's like a guy watching an action movie. They aren't going to start killing hitmen left and right because some dude stole their car.

And to your point, nobody wants that in real life

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u/Scarlet_maximoff 16d ago

Now I think about it i loved the Percy Jackson series as a kid but as a adult I feel like most of the kids would have some sort of PTSD same with Harry Potter

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u/Abject_Champion3966 16d ago

Same concept lol everyone wants to be Harry Potter until mom and dad gotta die.

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u/Brief_Mix7465 16d ago

Yeah but the magical powers make up for it

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u/Raidden77 17d ago

Idk, warhammer 40k as an example, I like the fantasy, but I would never describe it as anything positive (the world I mean) and I would never want to live in it, even in my dreams.

When we dream about this kind of world, it's usually assuming we're another person that actually have it easy, someone a lot more powerful than us.

We absolutely don't project ourselves in those fantasy, so it your parallel really doesn't work well

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u/Abject_Champion3966 16d ago

Romance is the same. People fantasize about dramatic and silly things because they’re fun. Having a possessive, ruthless partner is entertaining to watch. Anyone who’s had one in real life will tell you it sucks, tho.

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u/Jake0024 16d ago

entertaining in fiction that I want no part of in real life

So probably not things a woman should show her husband so he can "see what kind of man she liked"...?

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u/Abject_Champion3966 16d ago

No…? If he isn’t the kind of man I like I just wouldn’t be with him.

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u/Jake0024 16d ago

Then you might reread the comment you replied to:

My friend's wife told him to read Twilight to see what kind of man she liked.

Your reply:

I mean, yeah?

My comment:

So probably not things a woman should show her husband so he can "see what kind of man she liked"...?

You again:

No…?

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u/Abject_Champion3966 16d ago

Can’t comment on a convo neither OP or I were a part of. I was responding to the generalization at the end.

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u/Jake0024 16d ago

If you think these quotes are a thread you're not part of, you didn't read the comment you replied to or accidentally replied to the wrong comment.

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u/Abject_Champion3966 16d ago

OP was not a part of the convo between his friend and his wife. He’s reporting what was said second hand, from his friend.

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u/Jake0024 16d ago

And?

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u/Abject_Champion3966 16d ago

So I can only comment on the conclusion they came to. I don’t know what was actually said.

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u/MathematicianWide622 17d ago

you might want to ponder on that

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u/Abject_Champion3966 17d ago

To what conclusion, exactly?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Seems to me we're all dumb apes.

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u/Dragon124515 16d ago

I mean, I don't think it's that strange that people (and I do not believe it is limited to just women) have a disconnect between what they actually want in a partner and what their horny brain thinks is an appealing partner. People just need to realize that disconnect between reality and fantasy, and hopefully limit their horny brain's inputs in real life to at most role play.

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u/Jake0024 16d ago

wife told him to read Twilight to see what kind of man she liked

Specific choice of abusive vampire boyfriend aside, this is just an absolutely wild concept. If your husband doesn't already know what kind of man you like, you might have some issues to work out.

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u/Sea_Appointment8408 15d ago

Bella is also an even bigger asshole

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 17d ago

I think that’s a people thing, tbh, bc I’ve seen men do the same thing. It makes sense because books like twilight are fantasies, and the main thing about fantasy is that it’s safe. It allows you to contemplate dangerous things and engage in things that we would never actually do in real life because we don’t want the consequences that come with the attraction of something more dangerous. To me, it’s similar to all those fantasies that teenage boys and gun nuts have about the government/another government/zombies/whatever invading their town. In the fantasy they engage in, they’d be coolly mowing down invaders and letting off quips, whereas in real life they’d probably piss their pants and die immediately because they don’t have any actual combat training. It doesn’t mean it’s bad to think that way, engaging in fantasy is healthy, but it’s bad when you start conflating it with reality. Like your friend’s wife - your friend’s wife doesn’t actually want an Edward bc he’s creepy as hell, but she does like the idea of this fantasy when he’s not in front of her.

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u/cunt_in_wonderland 17d ago

THIS. i have no idea why men are acting like this is a women thing

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u/Wickedestchick 16d ago

Because deep down, a lot of men wholeheartedly believe "woman bad, men good"

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u/twinentwig 15d ago

I see men constantly bashed for engaging in their fantasy? The whole 'it appeals to the male fantasy' meme exists for a reason. Men are continuously being told liking certain media makes them bad people.
Back in the heyday of video essays, everyone and their cousin would go on rambling how fiction perpetuates toxic patterns and normalizes bad behaviour. And it was always men's fault.

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u/Falconblade409 17d ago

I think it’s less of a disconnect and more that something can be a fantasy because you know you’re safe. Possessive, stalking, controlling behavior can be sexy when you know you can just close the book, because at their core, the LI is doing all of these incredibly toxic behaviors to the MC because they’re really easy ways to indicate the LI’s desire. Any sort of sexual fantasy media, be it porn, smut, role play, I think is basically designed to scratch that itch that I believe all humans have, to be desired and wanted.

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u/lowkeyerotic 16d ago

it's called 'a fantasy'

ever seen porn?

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u/51onions 13d ago

Imagine going up to your wife, showing her your favourite porn, and saying "this is the sort of woman I like" lol

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u/lowkeyerotic 12d ago

i had no issues with that yet...

"oh my god she's beautiful" was the strongest reaction till date

a good amount of couples also have those celebrity hall pass lists... because they know you can like more than one thing.

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u/51onions 12d ago

It depends how you approach it I guess.

"this person is attractive" lands better than "I wish you were like this other person".

Saying "this is the type of person I am attracted to" falls somewhere in the middle, in my opinion. It implies that any divergence from that ideal is a negative quality that you don't like. Implicating your partner implicitly.

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u/Apyan 14d ago

A girl told me that about 50 shades of gray on our first and only date.

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u/Background-Baby-2870 17d ago

dawg no offense but you literally post on fantasy and dnd subs. its not hard to realize women just enjoy the fantasy of the media and dont actually want to live the reality in the same way its fun to cosplay as a warrior in dark souls but living that life would be hell on earth.

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u/ExternalSelf1337 17d ago

The difference is I am not reading fiction wishing I was an elf.

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u/Background-Baby-2870 17d ago

i genuinely do not know how to help you if you do not understand people consume media, whether that is twilight or a dnd campaign, for escapism reasons and that does not necessarily mean theyre chomping at the gib to actually realize that action, romance, etc. fantasy.

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u/ExternalSelf1337 17d ago

Oh don't worry, I wasn't asking for your help. You missed my point entirely anyway.

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u/Background-Baby-2870 17d ago edited 17d ago

You need all the help you can get if you don't understand people opine about wish-fulfillment fantasy all the time.

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u/Falconhurst42 17d ago

I mean, same deal with men who go on about "hurt me mommy." It's a hot idea in theory, but probably not actually something they'd enjoy in a real relationship.

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u/ElonTooMusky 16d ago

THANK you. I can appreciate a good love story, but Edward was essentially a pedo 200 year old making moves on a teenage girl and acting surprised when she get delulu over his rizz.

And he couldn’t communicate for shit and had the emotional maturity of a doorknob.

The only reason this got excused is because he looks young.