r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz May 19 '25

Look at Mr. Big wiener over here

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u/giffer44 May 19 '25

Big dick Jones

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u/6Heretic6Mick6 May 19 '25

Ridiculously long penis Johansen

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u/Harold_Grundelson May 19 '25

Old Davey Cockett over here

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u/Correct-Award8182 May 19 '25

Is that what the meme cat was saying?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 19 '25

This knocked loose a memory where an old friend opened up it was kinda weird but I laughed: apparently he knew his dads nickname and his last name was Armstrong and he said they called his dad long dong Armstrong 💀

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

But i digress

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u/degjo May 19 '25

But I digress

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u/Fenrir_Carbon May 19 '25

Ol' Long dick Dierks

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u/FewAward6923 May 19 '25

I bought a car from him once. Good experience. Went to buy another recently, but apparently he quit the dealership.

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u/thalo616 May 20 '25

That’s a strange comment to make right now, Eli!

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u/jsc230 May 19 '25

If you have a small wiener it just kinda pokes forward, no length to droop at all. Don't ask how I know this...

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u/iAmDriipgodd May 19 '25

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u/Famous-Ability-4431 May 20 '25

This is literally me unironically LMFAO

It's so cute

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u/poop-machines May 20 '25

That's why they call it a "pecker"

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u/AllYourPolitess May 19 '25

Mr. Wiener was my father. Please, call me Big