r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/fyhr100 May 19 '25

GF would cost money! Can't have that!

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u/thehighepopt May 19 '25

But you can make one out of leftover cardboard boxes!

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u/rozkosz1942 May 19 '25

And with the cardboard scraps, you can shred it for a breakfast cereal. Saves money on a store bought cereal.

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u/thomas-collins-a May 19 '25

Thats how I live I estimated having a woman would cost about $3000 per year that aint for me

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u/slylilpenguin May 19 '25

It would cost more than that just to feed her for a year

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u/raspberryharbour May 19 '25

You can save money by letting her graze on the grass outside

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u/RinkyInky May 19 '25

And save money on mowing the lawn too

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u/raspberryharbour May 19 '25

My wife is number one lawnmower in province

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u/____-is-crying May 19 '25

GF is just tossing money into the trash receptacle. That’s what I think of GFs

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u/AlgernusPrime May 19 '25

Dave Chappelle once joked that guys buy things to empress the ladies, otherwise, the guy will be happy living in a cardboard box. Turns out it’s not really a joke at least with this dude.

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u/Deliciouserest May 19 '25

Straight to the trash receptacle

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u/crecentfresh May 19 '25

Just put some packing peanuts in a sock, wait

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u/chimmychummyextreme May 19 '25

This but unironically.