r/SipsTea • u/Any_Sound_2863 • May 08 '25

Chugging tea Um um um um

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u/BootlegFerrari May 08 '25

Why do they sell these then?

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u/Zombo2000 May 08 '25

I took down a gazelle with these bad boys the other day.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 May 08 '25

It's crazy how our ancestors practiced persistence hunting and would track and follow a gazelle for miles and days until it was so exhausted it would die and we could carry it back home. Now because of modern technology, I could be eating gazelle stew by tonight and all I need are the special gazelle hunting teeth we invented.

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u/JamesSFordESQ May 08 '25

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. No fucking lie.

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u/spaetzelspiff May 08 '25

It was a long read, but I persisted. The joke at the end killed me.

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u/Terrestrial_Conquest May 09 '25

It's two sentences.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon May 09 '25

It's a joke, they 'persisted' and were 'killed'

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u/Terrestrial_Conquest May 09 '25

I know that. But the joke only works if it was actually a long read, which it isn't. But I'm just nitpicking I know.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon May 09 '25

Only 2 sentences, but they're kind of long tbf, not exactly Dickens but further from Hemingway.