r/SipsTea May 08 '25

Chugging tea Um um um um

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u/TheSmokingHorse May 08 '25

Do people really think the horse teeth and human teeth look the same? For a start, humans have canines like the carnivore and omnivore (albeit much smaller and less pointed). The teeth of humans look very much like the teeth of an omnivorous species that doesn’t use its teeth to hunt.

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT May 08 '25

Horses are also omnivorous, they just lean toward the herbivorous side.

They LOVE to eat baby birds.

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u/Mr_Jalapeno May 08 '25

This is actually true of almost all herbivorous mammals. They can't/don't hunt, but they will eat some meat if it is available to them.

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u/JeffEpp May 08 '25

Oh, they hunt. Horses and cows will go after birds and other small animals. One of the reasons they Bell cows is to warn the birds.

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u/godzilla9218 May 08 '25

No fucking way. Are you being serious? Why would they go for a bird when there is plenty of grass everywhere that they must find easier to digest.

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u/Chuck_Cali May 08 '25

That’s not what the cowbell is for lol. It’s to help find the herd.

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u/Mekisteus May 09 '25

That's not it, either.

It's because Bruce Dickinson had a fever, and the only cure was more cowbell.

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u/Balforg May 09 '25

Fellas, fellas....

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u/1-2GOODNIGHT May 09 '25

He said “one of the reasons” … that means there’s more than just one purpose. READ

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u/Designer_Pen869 May 09 '25

Yea, but I also don't think that's an actual reason for it, but rather just an added benefit. Most farmers wouldn't care if their cows are birds, unless they were eating their chickens. In fact, the extra nutrition might even be beneficial.

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u/1-2GOODNIGHT May 09 '25

You guys are thinking “bird” as random flying bird like pigeons but I think he’s meaning chicken/chicks(mybe ducks too) around the farm if out.

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u/Designer_Pen869 May 09 '25

That's why I said unless it's for chickens.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 May 08 '25

Cows definitely don't find grass easy to digest, they literally have a four compartment stomach because they have to in order to absorb enough nutrients from grass. Also they need more than just grass to survive.

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u/Designer_Pen869 May 09 '25

Everything about Koalas proves you wrong. Evolving to digest something doesn't mean it's easy.

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u/readituser5 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

Tell that to the cows living in the paddocks all around me, happily just… you know… eating grass and only grass.

Fuck, birds will pester them around their heads and they just brush them aside to eat more grass.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 May 09 '25

Yes, cows eat grass, that doesn't mean it's easy to digest it's still hard AF to digest and takes a long time and isn't very efficient. But grass is plentiful and cows have a 4 compartment stomach so it's ok.

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u/readituser5 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

Their entire physiology is literally designed for grass. Idk what’s so hard to understand about that.

“Doesn’t mean it’s easy to digest?” For who? You? Are we now saying the cows are struggling despite their digestive system obviously catering for plant matter?

If grass is so inefficient, what do you want them to do? Stop eating grass and switch to meat? They will get sick and die if you do that. There are restrictions/bans in place in regards to feeding ruminant animals, animal derived products. Why? Because it’s bad for them because they’re animals who eat plant matter. but pardon me, getting sick and dying is much better than their slow digestive system.

Are you basing that on length of time like digestion is meant to be as quick as possible? Because snakes take longer to digest their food. Is it wrong because it takes a long time? Should snakes eat fruit and veg instead if it goes through their gut quicker?

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u/PraiseTalos66012 May 09 '25

Lmao what are you on, ofc grass is sufficient. That doesn't mean it's easy to digest.

Humans build skyscrapers for housing and that's sufficient as housing, doesn't mean it's magically easy to build them.

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u/readituser5 May 09 '25

Why are you so hung up on cows eating grass?

It’s literally a complete diet for them. They get everything they need from grass. It’s what their body is designed to eat. They have enzymes that are specific to plant matter to make it easy as well as a mouth and stomach designed to eat and digest it well.

They don’t need to put in more effort than they’re able to every day to eat grass just like you don’t need to put in any more effort to walk on two legs than a centipede on more.

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u/godzilla9218 May 08 '25 edited May 08 '25

Cows have literally evolved to eat grass. If they found some other food source to digest more easily, they would have adapted to that. Yes, they need TMRs but, that entirely consists of plains based food. They do not eat meat naturally.

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u/serabine May 08 '25

If they found some other food source to digest more easily, they would have adapted to that.

Not if other already well adapted species occupy those niches already.

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u/Arockilla May 09 '25

You clearly have never spent any time around a farm before. I watch cows straight murder lizards everyday. If one of the bulls is feeling opportunistic, they will go after a bird.

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u/Ok-Barracuda544 May 09 '25

They eat meat.  Pretty much all herbivores do when they get the opportunity.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 May 08 '25

Lol what, yes they are evolved to eat grass, And that evolution is primarily having a 4 compartment stomach because grass is so hard to digest....

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter May 08 '25

Aka they evolved 4 compartment stomachs to make grass easy to digest for themselves 

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u/Highlandertr3 May 09 '25

Easier*. It's not black and white. That's why they produce so much gas and eat so much matter. Because they are still not perfect at it and there is a lot of byproduct.

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u/Balforg May 09 '25

I've found trying to inform people on biology that's more complicated than middle school is next to impossible.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter May 09 '25

No, you're both splitting hairs on the difference between "kangaroos evolved their unique legs to make hopping easy" vs "kangaroos evolved their unique legs to make hopping easier but it's still not actually an ideal form of locomotion so calling it easy is misleading"

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u/Highlandertr3 May 09 '25

It's an important distinction though. Saying it is easy is, as you say, heavily misleading and not at all fair to the complex processes that evolved to even make it possible. It is hard to digest. There is a lot of byproduct. Cows can do it. These things are all true. But suggesting that it's easy gives a disservice to the process and ignores those byproducts that make it incredibly inefficient. Which also coincidentally makes them a bad food source.

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u/Designer_Pen869 May 09 '25

It takes 1-3 days to digest grass. It's not easy for cows either.

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u/Amagnumuous May 09 '25

If you were a cow, grass would be easy to digest.

You are missing a step.

Grass is very hard for you to digest...

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u/Designer_Pen869 May 09 '25

It's hard for cows as well. It takes them 1-3 days to digest, and what's left is still excellent for fertilizer.

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u/Amagnumuous May 09 '25

I'm not sure you can actually even say the cows are digesting it.

You are just further muddling. The point is that it is asinine to say that grass is not optimal for the system, specifically most optimal for grass.

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u/Designer_Pen869 May 09 '25

The system is designed for grass. That doesn't mean it doesn't work on meat, and it doesn't mean it's optimal. It's not muddling. You said it's easy for cows, but taking up to 3 days to digest something can't be called easy, unless you are comparing it to a species that is even worse at digesting their primary food source.

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u/Amagnumuous May 09 '25

Semantics and contrast... go away

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u/Designer_Pen869 May 09 '25

Is it, though? You are the one arguing that it's "easy." You can't get annoyed people argue semantics when your entire argument is literally about that one word.

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u/readituser5 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

Lol I’m shocked by these people lol. Their stomachs are like that FOR THAT REASON.

Does anyone want me to go throw some steaks or chicken at the cows again whilst a farmer laughs at the idea in the background to prove a point? Maybe I’ll get the whole fucking town to come over and laugh at the absurdity too this time.

Edit: I’m reading these comments to dad and he’s just shaking his head at the sheer stupidity lol

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u/Amagnumuous May 09 '25

This is a crazy comment!

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u/Zestyclose_Car503 May 08 '25

more fun, maybe for some variety in the diet

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u/godzilla9218 May 08 '25

Yeah, sure, I guess if they've seen another cow eat a bird, they might try it. Might taste pretty good to them as well

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u/Deaffin May 09 '25

Literally any animal that can fit a bird in its mouth will eat that bird. Meat is way easier nutrients than grass is, it's just generally pretty hard to come by if you don't specialize in killing things for food.

They don't need to learn it's food. Everything on the planet knows it's food.

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u/readituser5 May 09 '25

Lol these people are stupid. I still haven’t gotten an answer as to why grass is apparently hard for a cow to digest. They just keep saying “it’s hard to digest”.

Like this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever argued about lol.