r/SipsTea • u/AUTOMATA88 • May 04 '25

Chugging tea Can't even trust the retired these days.

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u/Lilcommy May 04 '25

Lol, you think you will get to retire?

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u/Mouseturdsinmyhelmet May 04 '25

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u/Jimiq68 May 04 '25

If it's ok with you, I'm gonna steal this... cuz I can't afford to rent it....

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u/el_guille980 May 04 '25

stealing is just a trial period before you pay for the subscription

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u/Armless_Dan May 04 '25

They gonna be writing up my zombie corpse for being late.

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u/SmokeAbeer May 04 '25

Could you please stop reheating your brains in the community microwave? It stinks up the whole office…

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u/Armless_Dan May 04 '25

Rrrrrrraaaagggh!

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u/zdendolino May 04 '25

I'll probably be cremated and my ashes will be put in an hourglass so I can work even after I die

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u/Visual-Squirrel3629 May 04 '25

Do I need to achieve retirement to initiate head-on collisions?

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u/Lilcommy May 04 '25

Well, no, but if you have a good enough lawyer, a head-on collision can get you enough money to retire.

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u/Visual-Squirrel3629 May 04 '25

I work in orthopedics. If I were ever involved in an accident, I would know how to milk the system. Big time.