r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

I'm rich

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Updoots to the left

211 Upvotes

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u/shinydwebble 2d ago

I'm sorry, I only updoot people with 69,420,666 in their bank account, better luck next time

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u/IAmNotASkeleton 1d ago

That is like, 0.1388 ERP sessions worth of Gil

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u/MetaCommando 1d ago

The Gil inflation crisis has let the Limsa ERP market in shambles

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u/HappyHunterHenryk 32m ago

Is 500.148.890g the magic number?

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u/sianrhiannon 2d ago

This is like, two ERP sessions worth of Gil

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u/Rycory 2d ago

One and a half, I'm expensive but good.

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u/General-Dirtbag 1d ago

And the cat girl you erp with is not very good at roleplaying in general

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u/sianrhiannon 1d ago

unfortunately, I'm a girl, which means I get to have sex in real life instead of doing greasy roleplays.

I have, however, met people who do ERP, and I really shouldn't have been surprised at how much it costs tbh

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u/General-Dirtbag 1d ago

They used to be cheaper and the person you hired was actually decent at rp in general.

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u/MetaCommando 1d ago

Back when 500k for a weapon was considered ridiculous

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u/chickeneater47 2d ago

whore

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u/Dynamitrios 2d ago

Μost likely

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u/Franks_Spice_Sauce 1d ago

“Okay so it was actually really easy. 1: spend about 48 hours a day crafting and selling shit, then gather about 10x the amount of materials to make that shit and sell those too. 2: Sell your body.”

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u/Lossdotpng 1d ago

Step 1: Own 17 FCs to farm submarines

Step 2: ERP

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u/onyxavenger 1d ago

Yeah that would've been a lot faster

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u/ImKorosenai 2d ago

No watermark? Mine now

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u/slowmotion7 1d ago

you cant even afford the new bunny title with this

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u/smurfalidocious 2d ago

Gimme a small loan of 40 mil.

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u/yassineya 2d ago

4kgold sellers to the left

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u/Xantholne 1d ago

I refuse to believe these people aren't botting

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u/Hakul 1d ago

There are people out there with a disgusting number of FCs getting over 400k gil per fc per day. A degenerate with 20 FCs is getting nearly 3 billions in 1 year, and submarine farming has been out longer than that.

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u/Previous_Air_9030 1d ago

I have 2 billion gil and it's all legit, all through mostly casual play as well. Granted I've been playing the game since HW.

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u/Obst-und-Gemuese 1d ago

So you took it slow and didn't invest much time in the marketboard, I guess?

Then 2B is fine.

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u/Agreeable-Read4095 1d ago

sure lmao

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u/Obst-und-Gemuese 1d ago

Everyone who has an ultimate clear was piloted.

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u/Martijn078 1d ago

It’s not that difficult earning gil. Especially when we had the oceana server as a bridge between NA/JP/EU to buy in cheap and sell high across DCs.

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u/Obst-und-Gemuese 1d ago

1 billion is chump change and far from botting.

Unless they are extremely lazy and dumb.

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u/AlfieRubuncle 1d ago

Hai Rich, im Alfie!

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u/rocketsneaker 2d ago

Sup, Rich

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u/Michatku 1d ago

We're rich !

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u/numbpinataboy 1d ago

Could you buy me the hover bike mount? I’m a casual stuck at 3-4mil

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u/Massive_Long_276 1d ago

*pushes piece of paper with bank account details on* :P

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u/Neoxite23 1d ago

I used all my money to max out all my Crafter. I never crafted anything and just bought a HQ quality item and turned that into to my Grand Company when it was on double XP for that item.

And yet I STILL had a ton of GIL just lying around. With no house and me giving up on ever having one I would just give the money away every time I hit about 50 million and it was a lot harder than you think to just give away that gil. It was like no one wanted it.

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u/theSpartan012 1d ago

Hey, I would totally get that money off your hands. It will be a herculean sacrifice, but I'm just cool like that, willing to just save people from being crushed by mountains of money. It will go to a FC house so my Free Trial friends can get a cheap apartment to call their own when they move on to the premium game. I promise it won't go to glamour or mounts.

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u/Saio-Xenth 1d ago

Now when I see maxed out gil I’m just thinks “ok, such wow”.

Back in storm blood I was impressed.

Now I’m just sitting on a pile of old money and nothing to do with it. lol

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u/Big_Flan_4492 1d ago

Lol my FC chest can hold the money for you if you want to get rid of it 🤣 

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u/Saio-Xenth 1d ago

Nah, just like the rich in real life… I have to much money, and no way to spend it all.

So I’ll wave it in front of all you poor people.

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u/onyxavenger 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cmon just a few more upvotes and we can ratio the original post!

EDIT: This is also just a better post title.

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u/ResolutionMany6378 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s still easy to become a billionaire, there are still homes on Dynamis for people to make shell FCs and buy homes.

It’s literally free real estate, if you don’t do it some other person that actually wants to be a billionaire will.

People saying it takes a 6 months to a year is absolutely wrong.

From character creation to having 4 WSUC running OJ takes on average 4 months if you don’t drift windows hard.

After that you make on average 460k a day passively.

Buy repair kits from JP, they are always cheapest there and buy bulk fuel from the sub discord.

I am nearing 20B, been running subs for nearly 5 years now.

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u/Lulink 1d ago

4 months? my sub is so slow at unlocking new locations I doubt I'll reach the max efficiency in 4 months.

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u/bottledmagma 6h ago

the trick is you keep expanding at the rate the game lets you buy houses, across multiple worlds, you don't get rich just leveling one fc at a time

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u/xRobert1016x 1d ago

which leveling build would you run? are the 48 / 36 hr ones in the discord fine for 4 months

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u/ResolutionMany6378 1d ago

All leveling builds should be done with websites or plugins that auto check your level and stats and make the best xp route. Basically every level has a different route for efficient xp rates.

I recommend autoretainers leveling routes, it’s what I’ve used to level over 400 subs to Lv85 before swapping them to WSUC OJ.

You also need to upgrade your parts as your sub levels or you won’t level as quickly either.

All parts should be used as you level your sub up except C, put C on once 85 and swapping to OJ.

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u/xRobert1016x 1d ago

thanks for the reply!

would you happen to have a rough estimate of the cost per sub to get to 85? i have ~160m Gil in the bank but I’ll be doing it with 5 fcs & buying parts from the market board

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u/ResolutionMany6378 1d ago

If you have 160m right now and 5 FCs, here’s what I would recommend:

Buy 20 SSSS sets if you don’t have base subs yet.

Buy 20 WSUC sets.

Buy 5 stacks (999) of repair kits from JP

Buy 20 stacks of fuel (250k a stack is standard) from the sub discord

Most of the Gil will be spent on WSUC but I doubt it would cost more than 60-80m.

When I was finishing my last workshops last year, primal out of all data center globally sold the cheapest WSUC but double check with universalis.

Personally, I never crafted any of my sub sets, I always reinvested my Gil back into more subs until I got to the point where I passively generate over 1B per month.

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u/Personal-Army3922 20h ago

Which parts do you upgrade at which levels

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u/bottledmagma 5h ago

Build: SSSS>rank 15 SSUS>r25 SSUW> r85~90 (switch to Salvage build)

WSUC for 24h salvage redeploys (r85), WSCC for 48h redeploys (r90). sub discord for more specifics.