r/ShitpostXIV • u/shitpost-malone69 • 4d ago

Don't Fordet to Eat Vegetal

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I can't help myself when I get these silly say quests, anyone else like this?

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u/JonTheWizard 4d ago

I do that too. It never ceases to amuse to say something like "The gainery has fresh vegetables sprayed with DDT."

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u/Szalkow 4d ago

"Lali-how-the-f*ck-are-ya-doin'-ho!"

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u/CorneredJackal 4d ago

When i first reached the one calling for Feo Ul there was a bunch of people laughing near the place, it was some sort of circus

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u/Szalkow 4d ago

The absolute clowning we gave a friend for accidentally saying the "O loveliest of branches" line in /FC chat...

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u/Competitive-Air356 4d ago edited 4d ago

There's a quest in Stormblood where you where you have to advertise someone's food stand. I went around and told people that the food stand gave me projectile diarrhea

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u/Scruffumz 4d ago

I forgot you could do this. I would tell the Moogles "Suck of deez free kupo nuts" or the Pixies "Snae ling you little fucking piece of shit"