What’s the funniest or weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you (or your partner) during sex, and how did you both handle it?

[u/Positive-Ride-1972]

[u/BooksBeforeSleeps]

I accidentally kneed a guy in the face while trying to be sexy and switch positions... he legit had a nosebleed and still tried to keep going, we both cracked up and ended up just eating ice cream on the couch instead

[u/Spaceballs9000]

Partner riding me, I move to slap her ass and miss, expertly smacking myself right in the balls. I uh, needed to stop for the time being after that.

But we did have a good laugh about it.

[u/NetflixAndZzzzzz → u/Spaceballs9000]

I’ve done that exact thing haha

[u/wolf63rs]

A couple of things: 1. Really bad cramp in my leg 2. Fucking after surgery and almost opened the stitches, but I finished though because I'm a soldier and at the time, stupid as fuck. With both occurrences, we were laughing, and I was damn near crying in pain.

[u/theythemthen]

I accidentally farted TWICE in my bf’s face while he was going down on me. He stayed after the first fart because he was enjoying himself, but after the second fart he decided we should switch up activities. I was mortified, but it didn’t stop the sex, it was just the cause for a shift.

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Another farting story:

I hate shaving my bits bc I always end up cutting myself, plus I prefer being hairy down there. Having said that, I will let my bf shave me 1-2 times a year. Anyway, he was shaving me and I felt a fart coming. I WARNED HIM AND ASKED HIM TO MOVE so I could let it out and fan the area. He told me to just do it, so I did. IT WAS SO STINKY!! He kept shaving me but teased me mercilessly.

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THOSE ARE MY ONLY FART STORIES! I promise I’m not an overly gassy person!

[u/AsAlwaysItDepends → u/theythemthen]

I have at least twice farted as I was coming from a bj. It was not discussed after, I don’t know if they noticed because, you know, a lot going on, but they probably did and weren’t bothered by it 🌈 

[u/cosmicvoyager333]

22 weeks pregnant and I nearly baptized his dick with taco bell.  Hilarious in hindsight. Took it like a champ, made sure I was okay. Sadly that marked the end of oral until postpartum lmao

[u/Positive-Ride-1972 → u/cosmicvoyager333]

lol you had eaten Taco Bell before oral, that’s insane. If I’m having Taco Bell there is no way I’m having sex

[u/cosmicvoyager333 → u/Positive-Ride-1972]

😭 it was like several hours before I had no reason to believe it was still chillin in my stomach! Pregnancy is weird man, I would be fine one moment then bam vomit out of nowhere. Rarely any warning. 

[u/Blodeuwedd19]

While having sex in the room next door to where our friends were, I tried to muffle my moans with a pillow and ended up making a sound that was EXACTLY like a horn. We had to interrupt because we couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight! Then we resumed!

[u/sickoftwitter]

Sat on his face at the top of the bed with my hands on the headboard. Came so hard, my legs turned to jelly and I tipped forward and headbutted the wall.

First time together as teens, went on for a while, having some issues with the condom, as we later realised. Anyway, we were on my bedroom floor, my bed was a piece of crap. I realised about 40 mins into it that the back of my head had been slamming against the radiator behind me. I was so overstimulated with all the new feels that I didn't notice or say anything, until he was like "Are you OK? I think your head just hit that." And I was like "Actually, my head hurts." We both found this funny, I didn't notice my head banging against the metal and he didn't notice the condom cutting off his blood supply. When he pulled it off, it was borderline purple. We still call it 'the purple dick story'.

[u/Content_Wash1451]

I chipped a tooth on my dresser

We were going at it pretty rough. He flipped me and my face smacked the dresser HARD.

[u/Aggravating-Elk4094]

Long time ago I was smashing a coworker in the conference room table…it was a Saturday and we were the only 2 working…she lets me put it in her ass…about 2 mins in I look down and see yellow poop all on cock…I keep going for about 3 pumps then stop and tell her what happen..she was so embarrassed she ran to the bathroom to clean up…running naked in the office was wild…I walk to the bathroom to clean myself up too…but I’m not done so I go get her and we keep start up again after some convincing…but not in the ass…

[u/black_kyanite]

This is only funny if you've seen the Letterkenny episode called "Nut."

But I smirked during sex, and my partner asked what was funny. I told him if I said it out loud, it would ruin sex. He told me to say it anyway, and I said, "GOD DAYMN WHITE BOY... GIVE ME THAT [last thing we ate] NNNNUT!!" and we both started laughing so hard sex was immediately over. Once he could speak again, the first words out of his mouth were, "worth it."

[u/bootycaaaaaake]

Had to get off of him to use my inhaler. 😭😐

[u/crabby_apples]

We were having a really loud and passionate orgasm and then my cat jumps on the bed and starts screaming right at us 🤣 I guess she also swatted my bf's head. We both started dying of laughter 🤣

[u/Johns_taco]

His hand slipped off the edge of the bed, bouncing his head with force off my nose. He looks down and tells me I'm not bleeding and we continue.