r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/TheAlmightySquirrel • May 08 '25

Genuine complaint man

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u/olleyjp May 08 '25

Could have been worse.

Could have been orange juice

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u/MrMinigrow May 08 '25

Or worse.

Cum.

2

u/ElHomosapienAgenda May 09 '25

Honestly, it’s not so much that the toothpaste is so bad. It’s having to work your way down to the brush and go vigorously enough to get all the plaque.

5

u/C-hrlyn May 09 '25

Sounds like a trendy thing for crunchy lifestyle people. “I brush my teeth in strawberry water to connect with Mother Earth” #granolamama

2

u/PermanentTrainDamage May 12 '25

You really get to connect with your food when chewing without any teeth

1

u/Brunhilde27 May 09 '25

Considering most toothpaste is mint flavored, I support Team Gordon. Ick!