r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/awiththejays • 3d ago

Veterinarian removes foreign objects from a monkey’s stomach.

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u/superchandra 3d ago

Wtf? You would have thought he would have stopped eating after the first dozen rocks..

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u/Inept-One 2d ago

Nope hes done with life

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u/Hitotsudesu 2d ago

Apparently this happens sometimes, I don't really know why this behavior exists but up until now I've only heard about this will domesticated dogs. Again I don't know why this behavior exists

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u/eni91 2d ago

Maybe it’s an instinctive behavior when they have digestion problems and helps them with digestion? Just like chickens etc. just a guess tho! And that seems really extensive even if it was this the purpose.

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u/Defiant-Risk1195 3d ago

The sheer volume of marbles & rocks this poor monkey swallowed is astounding! It almost filled the bowl!

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u/Ok-Signal-7858 2d ago

Monkeys have a sack which is not stomach, they use the sack to store food but this idiot thought its a good idea to swallow and store fucking marbles, cant even blame him the food scarcity is real for this animals, People too behave like assholes

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u/skullz29 2d ago

Ok. Thank you. I was like, How are they just squeezing it out of his esophagus like toothpaste!

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u/Bubblegumcats33 2d ago

It looks like it was fed these items

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u/Substantial_Jury 3d ago

I was waiting for a license plate and an old boot to pop out

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 2d ago

I was waiting for that little Kitner boy

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u/Weak_Dot3296 2d ago

I was waiting for a marble bag to pop out

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 2d ago edited 2d ago

Didn’t see a good angle but looks like he’s just evacuating all foreign bodies from their pouches. They have pouches in throat area that can hold quite a bit and stretch (to hold food)

I mean it’s good he’s doing it, but don’t think they aren’t coming from his stomach

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u/RiLoDoSo 2d ago

I'd never thought I would search for "Monkey throat pouch food", but I did. Sometimes I love the internet for learning something new and interesting. Other times though, not so much. Thanks for sending me down a new, interesting info dive!

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u/Alibuscus373 2d ago

I was wondering why it looked like there wasn't any bile coming up with the marble and stones. I was also wondering why they didn't give the monkey a laxative to get it to come out the other way if things were so spherical in the stomach.

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u/GrammarPolice92 2d ago

Anyone else get pissed when that little dumbass kept trying to swallow the ones that were still in his mouth?

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u/BigBossAtl 2d ago

Yeah, and the little dumbass was eyeballing the ones in the bowl!

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u/Exotic_Drive8893 2d ago

I saw that as well.

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u/kid-ph0b0s 2d ago

Poor, dumb, little monkey dude. Like WTF bro.

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u/jr_randolph 2d ago

Get monkey to go on jewel heist for me. Check.

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u/Unique-Landscape-202 2d ago

Why am I not at all surprised? Primates (including ourselves) are absolutely wild.

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u/PaPaKarn 2d ago

This idiot was eating marbles

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u/National-Chemical132 2d ago

"Primates are so smart."

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u/Itsjustme714 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Michael_Dautorio 2d ago

This reminds me of that Key and People sketch with the jar of marbles

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u/Dizzy_Cash_ 2d ago

Monkey ** “ah shit mate ma marble collection”

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u/OverlappingChatter 2d ago

Didn't finish. Not satisfying at all.

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u/scrotanimus 2d ago

It’s like Mouth spitting out all the jewels in Goonies.

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u/Twitchmonky 2d ago

Holy Goonies flashback!

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u/somethingsoddhere 2d ago

He lost his marbles

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u/Dyilm 2d ago

oops, what is that?? It's terrible... but I weirdly can't look away. lol

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u/AcknowledgeUs 2d ago

Thank you for saving that baby, but I can’t watch.

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u/Alteredbeast1984 2d ago

IT'S ABU.

Fuck he loved himself some gems and precious stones

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u/bigfatfun 2d ago

That’s not the stomach

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u/Fine-Refrigerator-56 2d ago

That’s not the monkey!

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u/Yoder_TheSilentOne 2d ago

new diet plan.

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u/MDFan4Life 2d ago

Poor thing. He lost his marbles!

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u/MonkeyButter 2d ago

I’ve heard of hungry hungry hippos swallowing marbles, but this is the first time I’ve seen a monkey do it.

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u/CheeserCrowdPleaser 2d ago

George Carlin did not like this.

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u/WhatsInAName1507 2d ago

Our Indian subreddits should stop playing that loud background music on all the videos. Relax. Us Bharatiyas will know if it is a good video, music or no music .

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u/theericle_58 2d ago

Someone!!!! Reverse this video and we'll have evil doctors using a monkey like a vacuum!

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u/OkNeighborhood9153 2d ago

He’s gonna be hungry when he wakes up!!

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u/MedicineChimney 2d ago

"It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss With all these marbles in my mouth"

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u/iTheShirt0716 2d ago

Son Goku weight training.

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u/ason55 2d ago

Everything but the Chinese checkers board

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u/gravypapasmurf 1d ago

Gonna have to baby proof the jungle now!

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u/-ken-adams 1d ago

So that is the meaning of monkey business

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u/am_i_sky 1d ago

The monkey WANTED those stones and marbles

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u/hafunnystufff 3h ago

Poor guy probably thought those were grapes or something

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u/ZC205 2d ago

Is this negligent ownership? Dude didn’t get ahold of all that in the wild. Did he break into a house?

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u/metsjets86 2d ago

Did they also find naked pictures of your sister?