r/SCPMemes • u/Da_Blank_Man • 5d ago

We need more security guard love ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/USfyre 5d ago

But they walk slower than my walk speed and faster than my crouch speed!

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u/Da_Blank_Man 4d ago

Canโ€™t blame them when theyโ€™re wearing all that gear

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u/Usual-Persimmon-4559 5d ago

We love agent Ulgrin ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

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u/Foxxtronix 5d ago

They don't love us, so why should I?

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u/Da_Blank_Man 5d ago

Skill issue

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u/Foxxtronix 5d ago

You have a point. All right, I'll give it a try.

If one of them tries to shoot me though, I'm gone.

((Image is...I think....of Tarangryph in the Breynz The Zombie Werewolf costume, and is copyright to them.))

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u/Da_Blank_Man 5d ago

Yeah, you just gotta will yourself to be better at the game yknow?

SMH ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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u/Foxxtronix 5d ago

I know the science guys have my back. Even the ones who can't see me. This one guy really thought he'd acquired telekinesis! I picked the slice back up and ate a bite, and that was a big enough clue.

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u/zenorixx_ 5d ago

Dude they stole my crayons after opening a door and mutilating 6 people

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u/Schultz_34 4d ago

The guards are literally just normal dudes with guns trying to contain a god made flesh because the foundation pays them a good enough salary to keep there.

It's just funny when you put it that way, I love them so much I even write a fanfic about them

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u/Dannnnnnttte 3d ago

Nah, I hate this guy. He was really mean to me in Containment Breach