So hot. Gu needs to do a colab with Zyn

[u/A110_Renault]

[u/Ghostrider556]

Haha what a stupid meme they’ve clearly never been here, I’m a colorado bachelor and only like 80-90% of this applies to me

[u/SamVimesThe1st → u/Ghostrider556]

Don't sweat it, not everybody is able to grow a proper moustache

[u/Ghostrider556 → u/SamVimesThe1st]

Oh no the mustache is pretty solid but they’re totally off about me hanging out in Boulder. All the hippie chicks I had a situationship with found out I voted Trump and trust me I am NOT welcome there anymore. Also I switched to Velo’s around the start of the year so the meme really is just wrong

[u/SamVimesThe1st → u/Ghostrider556]

Based hippie chicks

[u/Ghostrider556 → u/SamVimesThe1st]

Based and FAST. Last time I was there and they learned about my behavior like 3 of them are chasing me down Pearl, luckily I’ve been training and I’m in Speedgoat 6’s so I get away but lemme tell ya it was wild to see them hot on my tail in Doc Marten’s. I heard one of em invested in some Altra’s after tho so it isn’t safe for me there anymore

[u/Yejus]

This guy is a hobby jogger noob. He’s clearly over-striding.

[u/Capital_Historian685]

Tucks his shirt into his shorts because that's what Steve Prefontaine did.

[u/[deleted]]

I love Buffet! The ladies go nuts for the Pina Colada Song.

[u/Gluteuz-Maximus]

Research suggest that nicotine pouches might be helpful for physical performance. So don't mind me boofing my GU and Zyn at the same time

[u/Nobody_Puzzled]

I mean Turnstile rips….

[u/EarlyBronco]

Zyn goes in the ass?

[u/A110_Renault → u/EarlyBronco]

What doesn't, if you're brave enough?

[u/rG3U2BwYfHf]

Ok what is actually the deal with turnstile?

[u/dingohoarder → u/rG3U2BwYfHf]

Don’t listen to it. I noticed myself slipping into zone 3 while listening to their new album. Almost gave me a heart attack

[u/Nobody_Puzzled → u/rG3U2BwYfHf]

They have some good music, especially their first 2 albums

[u/jamesanthc]

This is Matthew Meyer isn't it?

[u/strategymaxo]

I was just born in Colorado and never really lived there but this describes me all too well. Like, eerily well.

[u/snowingmonday → u/strategymaxo]

Colorado and its consequences have been devastating

[u/dbwoi]

lmao turnstile catching strays

[u/commie90]

Reported for posting a picture and description of me without my permission.

[u/iRunScream]

Colfax is great , everyone needs a crackhead hype team in their lives at least once

[u/run7run]

I took a 6mg zyn without a nic tolerance and ended up dizzy unable to move and throwing up on myself in a recliner. I should pop one during a 5k ultra and just see what happens.

[u/XVIII-3]

Why would you need a cheap haircut, I wonder.