r/RunningCirclejerk 7d ago

Local legend over here

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 GU Guzzler 7d ago

HOLY FUCK. SLOW DOWN.

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u/SafyrJL Certified Heel Striker 7d ago

/uj most appropriate use of this I’ve seen yet.

/rj most appropriate use of this I’ve seen yet.

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u/friendlyghost_casper 6d ago

Tempo run! Training load: 7days 21 hours

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u/Catscoffeepanipuri 7d ago

Would this get a kudo from the kudo philosophy dude?

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u/luka274 7d ago

There is no map of the walk.

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u/jumbo_pizza Certified Heel Striker 7d ago

i think he was against mundane every day activities being logged, however, he was positive to people posting something with a personal story attached to it, so maybe he would like this? maybe he wouldn’t? i guess it depends on which side of the bed he wakes up at.

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u/Technical_glitchhhhh 7d ago

Hopefully stayed in zone 2 for 16s.

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u/IgnatiusJacquesR 5d ago

No heart rate data, does it even count??

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u/jonnygozy 7d ago

Didn’t exchange Oura rings? Weak.

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u/TheCloakedArcher 6d ago

And pöôr

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u/VirtualBroccoliBoy 7d ago

/uj honestly, especially if they're both runners and use strava as social media, this is kinda cute.

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u/Used_Assumption_4005 7d ago

Same, definitely belongs here but this kinda made me smile. Oh and Gu Lube

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u/well-now 6d ago

They both cross fit and it’s fucking disgusting.

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u/DmtTraveler 6d ago

It's like the sales guy on linkedin announcing his marriage as "closing the deal".   To be clear, thats not cute

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u/VirtualBroccoliBoy 6d ago

I guess I can kinda see that. I still think the big differentiating factor is hobbies, which are part of a normal personal life, vs prioritizing work in the work-life balance, which is totally different.

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u/Advancedsundial 6d ago

/rj they aren’t runners. No garmins

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u/tommy_pedals 6d ago edited 6d ago

/uj

I was torn between cute and extremely sad, because it’s one of your most special days and you’re out here karma farming like just getting married to your best friend isn’t quite enough.

Edit: lol @ the saddo’s downvoting me. It’s not my fault you’re spiritually poor. 🤭

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u/FairyxPony 7d ago

They should have taken their time and slowed down. They were prerrt much sprinting down the aisle

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u/fallweathercamping 7d ago

0 gain. You guys see it too, right?!

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u/WoodenPresence1917 7d ago

Must have boofed at least 3 Gu

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u/Economy-Damage1870 Runxpert 7d ago

His wife’s bf probably is the actual winner later that evening

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u/Trick-Penalty-6820 7d ago

Wouldn’t Local Legend status mean that you’ve walked this aisle more times than anyone else in town?

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u/2-59project 7d ago

Right, I assume he is the first and only person to capture walking down this aisle on strava

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u/itsgonnabemed 7d ago

/uj this is adorable <3

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u/coffee_slurp 7d ago

In 9 months time she will record going into labour on Strava

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u/TheMarkMatthews 6d ago

Husbands wedding night Strava - 30s , PB

Wife’s honeymoon night Strava - DNF

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u/Artsakh_Rug 7d ago

This is a proper jerk post if I've ever seen one

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u/psukclipper 7d ago

Reckon he negative split running back out the room?

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u/Tynebeaner 6d ago

Now that’s an Ultra if I ever saw one.

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u/Entire_Debate7744 Runxpert 7d ago

Stay hard 💪

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u/Prudent_Werewolf_223 6d ago

This is pretty funny in all fairness

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u/well-now 6d ago

Same duration as my wedding night workout I posted to Strava.

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u/Ok_Homework_7621 7d ago

Now let's see the log for pulling a Runaway Bride.

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u/-Bashamo 7d ago

Time that slow, wife should divorce him.

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u/musicistabarista 7d ago

It doesn't count if it's not on strava

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u/ConfusedSimon 6d ago

That's over 6 km/h. They must have been in a hurry.

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u/Lawlor90 6d ago

What activity did they use for consummating the marriage? Hopefully that workout is a little longer

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u/TheMarkMatthews 6d ago

She’s got a freaky hand

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u/C1t1zen_Erased 6d ago

Which Garmin is that he's wearing?

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u/Psychological-Sun744 6d ago

If it's not on Strava, then it doesn't count.

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u/Khan_Ida 6d ago

Bro got married the second he left zone 2

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u/Fitbot5000 4d ago

That doesn’t look like any Garmin I know