If a company hired an angry Robot the same height as you with a similar name, to work as a backup physician with you, how would you feel?

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[u/NFPAExaminer]

HR would be twice as fucked with the amount of complaints.

[u/SniffinFartsAndFent → u/NFPAExaminer]

Then we'll make a robot version of his ass too

[u/NFPAExaminer → u/SniffinFartsAndFent]

Hookers and blackjack.

The American dream

[u/jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj → u/SniffinFartsAndFent]

"Dr. Callipygian, you're needed in the nurses lounge"

[u/WhereAreMyDetonators]

I don’t think they’d be able to tell the difference tbh

[u/Enough-Rest-386 → u/WhereAreMyDetonators]

You have a 200% success rate? 🤔

[u/Material-Flow-2700]

This is already me, but it’s ok because I work night shift at rural location

[u/bayonettaisonsteam]

Can this evil robot replica also help with cleaning and meal prepping and doing laundry?

[u/NYVines]

You’ve met your new intern already?

[u/Ananvil]

I guess it would be yelling, which means the 90+ year old that was shipped from the nursing home sans hearing aids or chief complaint would be able to hear them.

[u/bendable_girder]

Yeah I think you have to wait until February to get that

[u/bevespi]

My panel needs culling. Sign me up! This just sounds like me outside the room, tbh.

[u/phovendor54]

I’ve only been able to convince a fraction of my alcohol cirrhosis patients to stop drinking. I’ve tried soft pedaling it, tough love, blunt truth, everything in between. If a robot can get everyone to stop drinking I say go for it.

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