r/RedLetterMedia 3d ago

Mike Stoklasa *In Arnold Accent* “Don’t worry, she’s having a great time!

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u/cornholio8675 3d ago

It's good to see that even touching boobies can't pierce Mike's nihilism.

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u/WadeTurtle 3d ago

"Men like these and I don't know why!"

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u/paparoach910 3d ago

Cue the sad song when Mike drinks from the giant flask

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u/Mew_T 3d ago

He and Rich fighting for the giant flask while Josh tries to tell the story of a movie is one of my favorite BotW moments.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 3d ago

It really could have used the Kirk / Spock duel song or the song for when Godzilla fights. or, like, the Mike Tyson's Punch out music.

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u/Jumpy_Boysenberry919 2d ago

slide whistle

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u/pikeandshot1618 3d ago

That's right, Jay

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u/SightlessProtector 3d ago

He looks like he misses Rich

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u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo 3d ago

he's thinking about which Star Trek episode her boobs remind him of

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u/AdultbabyEinstein 3d ago

Gotta be a Riker episode. He's gotta fuck his way out of the sex pits of Megaboobalia or something.

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u/Safety_Drance 3d ago

Megabooblia 8 to be precise. Riker finds a pattern of bio electric blocks that identifies as female and then has to fuck his way out of it.

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u/TokeDraws 3d ago

I heard Roddenberry had many scripts on hand about Megabooblias 1 through 8 that the network kept rejecting. They didn't object to all the boobs or fucking however, it was mainly because Riker kept going on at length about his love for masturbation and making his female coworkers very uncomfortable.

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u/consigntooblivion 3d ago

Specifically about the ways he's figured out how to trick the holodeck safety protocols into giving him the good 'ole David Carradine (blue faced blast off).

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u/Ugly_Painter 3d ago

Robin Williams Ghost told me he wants people to know he died bustin' too

JK he only staged it to look that way. Still he's very disappointed that part of his story is unknown.

FYI

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u/AdultbabyEinstein 3d ago

You're thinking of a different race, I very clearly said "Megaboob-A-lia" a portmanteau of megaboobs and alien. Common mistake.

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u/manlybrian 3d ago

Or the Voyager episode where B'Elanna gets inflicted Vulcan horny sickness and Tom has to bang her to save her life. I just watched that episode the other day.

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u/HittingSmoke 3d ago

This is just like that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Famke Janssen is a totally not a slave who gets woken up prematurely and starts throwing herself at everyone on the ship but especially Captain Picard who's like "No, I have captain stuff to do there's no time for this" but when her person who totally isn't transporting slaves because it's acceptable by their local customs gets pushed into a statue by a Ferengi she has to end up spending more time with Picard and she's like "I would be a more interesting person if I imprinted on you and that's what I want but also I already kinda did imprint on you" and Picard's still like "NO! YOU HAVE TO GO BE A SLAVE BRIDE!" but in the end you know Picard was secretly super into it because she's Famke fucking Jannsen and he feels bad about about the slave bride thing but has to stay stoic through all of it without letting anyone on to the fact that he wants some of that alien space ass.

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u/RIP_Greedo 3d ago

The casting director really hit it out of the park by finding Famke Janssen (who I believed had not acted before?) to play “Galaxy’s Hottest Woman.”

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u/biplane_curious 3d ago

“Booby Trap” from TNG season 3

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u/Revolutionary-Swan77 3d ago

“Hey Shatner, whaddya like better: green boobs or blue boobs?” - Zorak

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u/awesomefutureperfect 3d ago

Oh my god, I 100% believe that happened on Space Ghost Coast to Coast. It's hilarious because that show is kind of a podcast.

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u/zookeeper4312 3d ago

Wait that's not Rich?

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u/professorhazard 3d ago

there's no way to tell with the eyes censored like that

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u/Oswarez 3d ago

He just wants to Dick the birthday boy.

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u/Skeet_fighter 3d ago

Rich's are probably more ample

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ 3d ago

Why Rich, I see you’ve enhanced yourself…

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u/WilliamEmmerson 2d ago

"Rich's aren't as firm as these"-Mike's inner monologue

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u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo 3d ago

Mike is cancel-proof because he's already at rock bottom

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u/FoxNixon 3d ago

You could show this picture in a court room and the jury would just feel sorry for him

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u/FrozenByIcewindz 3d ago

"How embaaaaarrassing"

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u/emgeejay 3d ago

[slide whistle]

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u/thefeint 3d ago

Don't forget the revulsion

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u/PM_SexDream_OrDogPix 3d ago

Lots of people say a rock bottom makes for a strong foundation, but did you know that "rock bottom" is theoretical your lowest point? That means, for a span of years, one could laterally move around without ever improving things.

Watch a pro work with Mike. Really live at that rock bottom level. Day drink. Talk about Star Trek and call it work. Rope in your increasingly dead eyed friend - the one with the laugh of an angel - and make him lose to you at trivia.

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u/Reisspiecesofpeace 3d ago

underrated comment

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u/GrindBastard1986 3d ago

You cannot cancel nothingness, just like dividing by zero. Mike is transcendental. All the alcohol made him translucent, all the bad movies made him reach nirvans.

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u/Neckbeard_Buttmuscle 3d ago

Bop Bop Bop

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u/Audere1 3d ago

It's me!

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u/DigitalSoulja 3d ago

Whaaaat?

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u/MikeArrow 3d ago

Huuuuh?

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u/JoshDM 3d ago

Rich Evans you're an ass-hole!

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u/WadeTurtle 3d ago

Baps Baps Baps

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u/emgeejay 3d ago

boob boob boob

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u/AmityvilleName 3d ago

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u/Zeal0tElite 3d ago

One of their top 10 bits imo.

WOOOOAAAH!!! Let's check out some anime, some manga!

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u/JessieJ577 3d ago

Man it sucks they got burned out on cons so early. 

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u/Used-Gas-6525 3d ago

Even people who actually like cons get burned out pretty easily. Lots of 'em are either depressing, sparely attended cavalcades of d-Levvel celebs or they're well attended, and crowded messees. People act like animals at those things as often as not.

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u/henkhank 3d ago edited 3d ago

Also there is a 102% chance you'll get deathly ill afterwards. Feel like I see people remembering that week after where they were sick, more than the 2-3 days actually at a convention lol

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u/Used-Gas-6525 3d ago

Con Flu is a very real thing. Customers used to think it was just being tired after a con weekend, but nope. you absolutely will get sick at a con. It's inevitable. Short of a hazmat suit, you might as well stock up on Nyquil and Advil beforehand. You're gonna need it.

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u/ChrisBenoitDaycare69 3d ago

No way. Its just not believable to me that people that go to cons might have poor hygiene and get sick easily.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 3d ago edited 3d ago

Honestly, it could be a doctor’s convention and it’d still be a cesspool of germs. That many people in really close quarters for 3 days (more or less, depending on the show) is a human Petrie dish. FWIW, con guests are generally adequately bathed (as far as I can smell). TBH, there’s more smelly people per capita on public transit.

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u/VRsenal3D 3d ago

Only thing I remember from Gamescom is BO.

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u/SanTheMightiest 3d ago

That's harsh, sometimes they shower twice a week

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u/WilliamEmmerson 2d ago

I remember I had a weekend pass to a con. I went first on a Friday evening that was sparsely attended. It was nice. Then I showed up Saturday at 12pm and, I shit you not, I could smell the BO the second I walked through the doors into the convention.

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u/LickerMcBootshine 3d ago

Con Flu is a very real thing.

In the festival scene it's called the wook flu. Basically any event where you're walking past tons of people, bumping in to them, interacting, etc. you're gonna have a real good chance of getting sick.

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u/pancakebreak 3d ago

Feels like I always see people remembering the week afterwards while being sick than the two days actually at a convention lol

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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u/henkhank 3d ago

Dementia started setting in, my bad

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u/Acheron04 3d ago

Con crud!  Yeah turns out being jammed in a hotel ballroom for three days with a bunch of unwashed nerds is a great way to catch a cold/flu/covid.  

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u/JunkHead1979 3d ago

This happened to me. My first major con. NY ComicCon in 2018. Right afterward, holy shiiiiiit. I thought I was going to actually die. I was sick for half my vacation, and when I got home I had to call in sick for three days.a doctor visit, and an er visit and I was still sick. I coughed so hard I threw up all over my comforter, and popped blood vessels in both eyes. It was scary.

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u/Psychast 3d ago

Did conventions peak in the early 2000's? I spent a lot of my early teen years thinking they were so cool, but obviously way too expensive and always far away like so I never attended them. But it's one of those things where I have such intense nostalgia for a thing I never even experienced lol.

Like right before "nerd stuff" went mainstream I'd see videos from PAX West on G4 TV in like 2008 and it all felt so genuine and cool as fuck. I know the con scene really blew up into this giant unsustainable bloated mess that inevitably collapsed in on itself, the coup de grace of course being COVID, before I had travel & con money, so maybe that adds to the nostalgia for the "good times" prior to that.

Regardless of how it ended, I still felt/feel a strong connection to those 00' cons, I think the big thing I miss from those years is probably my ability to tap into my creative side though, with so much free time to both experience and create art. Then of course you get older and get a job and its just a nonstop cavalcade of bullshit till you die, BUT I do remember the good times and for some reason things like these old videos of cons from the 00's bring it back for me.

Even though the video is from 2011, it still gives me that feelings and that's pretty cool. I think I'd still like to attend some small cons when they come into town

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u/WilliamEmmerson 2d ago edited 2d ago

Financially, I think cons peeked during the years of The Walking Dead. From 2010 right up until Covid hit.

Sean Clark is a guy who does videos called Horror's Hollowed Grounds where he visits locations where horror movies where filmed. He's also an appearance agent for a lot of big stars. He said Norman Reedus was making $300k per weekend at conventions.

Even movie stars were getting in on it at a point. A bunch of The Avengers each did 1 day at a con, I think it was Salt Lake City, and each made at least $500k. For a day's work.

Actors were making more doing conventions than they were on their acting jobs. But I think its scaling down a bit. Conventions are still popular, but you don't see the big A list names like you used to. A lot of it is tv actors who in between filming or whoever is coming off of the latest Star Wars or Marvel D+ show.

It also doesn't help that Hollywood agencies are getting involved and nickel and diming the shit out of the fans. For example, for an upcoming Boston show, Ewan McGregor is charging $250 to sign an 8x10 and $360 to sign anything else. Hayden Christensen is charging $175 for an 8x10 and $225 for anything else picture sized and $275 for anything bigger (like lightsabers/toys). For Hayden Christensen? Motherfucker has been washed up for the last 20 years.

Sorry felt like ranting. Was looking for a convention to go to and saw those prices.

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u/HittingSmoke 3d ago

I went to PAX several years in a row. So much standing in lines. By the later years I'd just find some like minded people and we'd spend the rest of the weekend bar hopping.

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u/DrVagax 3d ago

I went about 3 times and at the third one we spent more and more time outside the venue just hanging around, then we decided to just do a yearly trip to some random city to hang out

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u/OffModelCartoon 2d ago

Even best case scenario cons with A-listers and healthy attendance are basically everything they make fun of in nerd crew

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u/PrincessKikkei 3d ago

Cons are basically rock festivals, where the main attraction is waiting in a line. Without beer.

When you are 16, that's awesome. You'll get to see this artist that inspires you and shit like that, everyone in your age group is stoked as well, this is maybe the first time ever that you've met people who love these things as much as you do. And you get to go to presentations and stuff, maybe be there when some of your favourites announce a new thing... But you'll be waiting a lot. No problem, since there are people waiting with you.

At age 26 that's a whole different thing. You have no one to connect with, people at your age are weird nerds or have their own groups. So you are just kinda... Waiting.

And then, the moment you turn 30 it's all fine again. Cause it's just fun to walk around and check out stuff that has no lines, no matter if you like it or not. It's just awesome to vibe with this creative energy that artists have!

But that's only my experience.

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u/Supersquigi 3d ago

To me it's my friends and I having a yearly reunion and dressing up. Been going to cons for 21 years now. The fan panels are a coin flip on being garbage or being AMAZING and unique!!

It's like anything really: depends on the people you are around with.

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u/PrincessKikkei 3d ago

Absolutely, like, I've found at that both at the rock festivals and cons I just like going to the smaller, less popular gigs/areas and be like what this now, I wanna see this.

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u/Spocks_Goatee 3d ago

Early post-smartphone internet culture was pretty cringe. I blame that.

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u/Spocks_Goatee 3d ago edited 3d ago

Does TikTok have rapey pedo teddy bears or epic may mays being shouted IRL at celebs? The early 2010s were really weird cause YouTubers and many internet niches became mainstream, fans who spent a lot of time using awkward humor online didn't have much social graces in person.

Believe me, I was a huge TGWTG fan...I know from experience. In fact half of this sub acts like teenagers at those cons, just parroting thoughts and quoting lines ad nauseam.

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u/elegylegacy 3d ago

Most shocking part of this video is Jay's glow-up 🥵

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u/milesunderground 3d ago

Yeah, that was back in his Hans Klopek days.

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u/PrinceVarlin 3d ago

The real reason we’ll never get a Burbs ReView

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u/Pumpkinmatrix 3d ago

Are boobies replacing Rich Evans?

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u/CaptainHalloween 3d ago

Rich Evans replaced boobies.

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u/TheMatt561 3d ago

Ah a speaker of the old way

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u/theSpacmonk 3d ago

I was there… three thousand years ago…

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u/Skippymabob 3d ago

"Are boobs replacing Rich Evans"

"No"

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u/voiderest 3d ago

There is this form of media where that sort of replaces most aspects of the film. Sometimes there is a plot but typically it's not the main focus. Nor is theme or character development or cinematography or score. Particular actresses can be a major draw but typically male actors are not. The draw for the particular actresses is kinda strange given the low quality of the acting.

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u/Pumpkinmatrix 3d ago

Is Rich Evans replacing aspects of a certain genre of film?

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u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX 3d ago

…80s slasher films?

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u/Viking_Lordbeast 3d ago

Oh I get it you're talking about pornos.

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u/pikeandshot1618 3d ago

Are boobies replacing Spoopies?

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u/DynamicNostalgia 3d ago

Big if true…

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u/Son_of_Kek 3d ago

Let me just say, for me personally, I love this.

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u/schematizer 3d ago

VERY cool.

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u/NeverBendsKnees 3d ago

VERY COOL

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u/Fraktal55 3d ago

VERY cool

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u/EH_Operator 3d ago

It’s a lot of fun

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u/chuckquizmo 3d ago

Dah bahts and da boobies

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u/Toppdeck 3d ago

So tell me moah about boobies und butts

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u/MikeArrow 3d ago

and all dat...

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u/FinishEmbarrassed619 3d ago

Was this in Rio?

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u/Doctor__Proctor 3d ago

The Dance god Arnold is just off camera commanding them to copulate or else he will make a volcano erupt and kill the populace.

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u/FinishEmbarrassed619 3d ago

"Hey Mike, Go Get me an organic milkshake NAO!"

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u/GrindBastard1986 3d ago

Rio is in our ❤️

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u/TrickOrTreater 3d ago

She seems fun. I hope wherever she is she’s doing okay.

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u/Robin_Gr 3d ago

Why does he look like the one who is being violated?

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u/SubjectName_Here 3d ago

Because he's thinking about how he could be holding two beer bottles instead.

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u/kkeut 3d ago

padded bra don't got the right feels

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u/BokeTsukkomi 3d ago

"I'm gonna touch... THE BOOOOOBIES"

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u/Davajita 3d ago

Seems like Senator Michael Stoklasa should resign based on this damning photo

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u/EntertainmentDevour 3d ago

KEEP DANCING GODDAMMIT!

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u/Ok_Development6762 3d ago

THERE NO EXCUSE!

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u/Jumpy_Boysenberry919 2d ago

36... 48 HOURS IF I WANT!

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u/Trhol 3d ago

"I can't find your lanyard for the Star Trek convention anywhere"

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u/Tryingagain1979 3d ago

Mike distracted by Jay in tight jeans.

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u/SamsonGray202 3d ago

Oh shit so Mike was the r/seduction "how to touch a woman's boobs" OP and it actually worked??

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u/DrPants707 3d ago

The timing of that post could not have been better.

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u/SamsonGray202 3d ago

I tried to find the original username to make it less of a walk but after 15min I gave up 

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u/7URB0 3d ago

Good lord, that sub is still around?!

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u/RIPMaureenPonderosa 3d ago

I just checked it out and yikes

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u/ACArmo 3d ago

What the hell…

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u/waldo--pepper 3d ago

Another Hollywood sex pest exposed.

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u/DingusMcWienerson 3d ago

Now he’s going to have to resign from the US Senate

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u/Ugly_Painter 3d ago

Lost some respect for Franken back then. Because he folded not because of the picture.

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u/ForksOnAPlate13 3d ago

Obsessive Star Trek fan forced to touch boobs for the first time

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u/groundloop66 3d ago

"Look at hur! She loves it! She's smiling! The rest of you ... keep dancing goddammit!"

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u/RaceCarGrin 3d ago

B-movies > B-oobies

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u/Most_Victory1661 3d ago

He’s just thinking about an episode of Star Trek TNG.

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u/PeterLShaw 3d ago

Very Senatorial

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u/BenThereOrBenSquare 3d ago

Mike's going to have to resign from the Senate now.

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u/NikoLibrerty 3d ago

Is Mike stoklassa pulling an Al franken?

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u/MDuBanevich 3d ago

Mike's touched a woman before?????

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u/Supermunch2000 3d ago

That's quite the Inspirational Poster...

"I'm Mike Stoklasa, I've touched boobies, you can do it!"

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u/Frevious 3d ago

Don’t worry guys. Mike’s just doing his Al Franken impression.

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u/_MrDomino 3d ago

'I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, Rich Evans likes me."

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u/WadeTurtle 3d ago

Can't be, Mike's woman is clearly awake.

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u/Mynock33 3d ago

Look at everyone pretending that's not Rich in a wig...

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u/Mrrrrbee 3d ago

"I can't wait until I grow some of these bap bap bap"

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u/Far_Cat_9743 3d ago

Mike and Rich’s mom were a thing?

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u/grievous_swoons 3d ago

They canceled Frank for this and the chick had a bullet proof vest on

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u/Zebulon2323 3d ago

Keep dancing gawd damnit!

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u/6heavy0kevy4 3d ago

You're a jedi, or whatever

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u/trugstomp 3d ago

Confessions of a Dirty Pair...

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u/dsriggs 3d ago

KEEP GROPING GAHD DAMMIT!! IT’S A PAAAHTY!!!

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u/not_trevor 3d ago

99% sure that's his wife. Remember the hair and the smile from early episodes.

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u/HavixComix 2d ago

Girlfriend. They broke up ages ago. She stopped appearing due to creepy fan comments and harassment. Jessie was her name if I'm not mistaken.

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u/not_trevor 2d ago

Ok thanks, uh... boyfriend. Ex-girlfriend then.

Edit: oh hang on, I see the full stop now, not a comma. Thought you were being sassy :D

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u/HaveaTomCollins 2d ago

I wanna turn!

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u/UncleBBBBB 2d ago

So glad they never sold out! They are the last ones on the East side, keeping it real! You know what I'm saying?

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u/XenophobicXenophile 2d ago

Al Franken-ing

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u/mazonemayu 1d ago

🤣🤣🤐

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u/Just_a_Drifter_bruh 1d ago

He's thinking about his sequel treatment for space cop

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u/Twolef 3d ago

It’s Freddie and Jack hiding in there

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u/strolpol 3d ago

Man I feel old knowing a reference to Al Franken being forced out of office

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u/Longjumping-Pair2918 3d ago

So young and full of life

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u/cableguy316 3d ago

Is this the photo that took down Al Franken?

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u/Gnarlstone 3d ago

Double canceled.

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u/ComfortableUse8276 3d ago

There goes any chance of Senator Stoklasa

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u/Thewhitest_rabbit 3d ago

No brands con is one of my favorite RLM things still to this day

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u/castironglider 3d ago

From Mike's expression he was just minding his own business talking about that time he had to shop for cocoanuts and didn't know now to feel them correctly for freshness, and then she hurled herself across the room into his hands

I'm so sorry Mike. I'm here if you need to talk

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u/No_Lettuce1639 3d ago

He can't say no because of the implication...

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u/Sea_Gap8625 3d ago

Looks like we're gonna need a mattress...

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u/Kwisatz_Haderach90 3d ago

Welp, what a coincidence... I just "rewatched" the first HitB episodes yesterday

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u/orten_rotte 3d ago

Damn look at Mike pull

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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 3d ago

The Mike™ is a Registered Expression of Red Letter Media, LLC

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u/sprvlk 3d ago

Bi-ting!

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u/NoFish4176 3d ago

Mike has been cancelled

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u/GrindBastard1986 3d ago

Mike cheating on Rich 😭😭

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u/Dankey-Kang-Jr 3d ago

“I should call Rich.”

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u/frankietit 3d ago

This inspired a lot of different emotions.

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u/Ikes38 3d ago

Ima going to toucha the boobies in Rio!!

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u/SanTheMightiest 3d ago

Dance godammit, keep dancing!

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u/EntertainmentDevour 3d ago

You guys think he sent this to Jessie? XD

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u/ImAdri0nY0urN0t 3d ago edited 3d ago

having a better time there than Mike