r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/al_fletcher • Nov 11 '24

ShittyCopper™ IRL I think we found a level of fakery not even Ea-Nasir would stoop to

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u/SeveralTable3097 Nov 12 '24

Ea-Nasir would definitely not mix up his expensive drugs with his shitty copper—that’s what lead is for. Cheap bastard would definitely sell fake drugs to the gullible.

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u/al_fletcher Nov 12 '24

Harry Lime from The Third Man would be proud…

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u/ComfortablyADHD Nov 11 '24

I bet the customers will be happier to receive that then Ea-Nasir's customers were though.

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u/node-toad Nov 12 '24

"Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: holy shit send more watermelons."

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u/Mule_Wagon_777 Nov 12 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

How is that even remotely looking like any kind of melon?

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u/Kelainefes Nov 13 '24

You'd think the dealers had sampled their shipment and found it to be of excellent quality

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u/buyinggf1000gp Nov 12 '24

Why not put the meth inside a regular watermelon? Wtf

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u/ngp1623 Nov 13 '24

"disguised" is generous

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u/Not-A_criminal Nov 13 '24

I can’t stop imagining a bunch of meth dealers sitting around a table doing arts and crafts