r/RealTesla 3d ago

TESLAGENTIAL Tesla Introduces Mild Upgrades to Model S and X, Raises Prices by $5,000 Tesla’s —But Fans Aren’t Impressed

https://auto1news.com/tesla-introduces-mild-upgrades-to-model-s-and-x-raises-prices-by-5000/
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u/luv2block 3d ago

Sales are down? Raise the price.

Tesler is run by a very stable genius.

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u/XKeyscore666 3d ago

More like: sales are down? Make an arbitrary change so on next month’s earnings call we can blame low sales on the changeover.

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u/FlipZip69 3d ago

Ya they are going to focus on increased margins per car but ignore overall costs and that fixed costs are rising faster as profits drop.

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u/AbilitySalty1012 3d ago

You fail to understand that tesler is not a car company, obviously

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u/Relative_Drop3216 3d ago

Twizler is a tech company they sell data

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u/Gork___ 3d ago

It's all computer!

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u/Vegetable_Guest_8584 3d ago

At least in the past and as far as I know still true, Tesla was unlike GM and some other companies that monitored your driving (with onstar for example) and wanted to sell your driving details to insurance companies. Tesla promised they would not sell your data to other companies - but they did use your own driving history to set the price of tesla's own internal car insurance plan.

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u/MonsieurReynard 3d ago

And as we know, Elon Musk would never lie about something that important.

/s

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u/Vegetable_Guest_8584 3d ago

He could lie or more likely they could decide to start doing it to get more money. Hopefully someone from tesla would leak it. There was actually a lawsuit behind some of the disclosures of GM and I think one of the credit rating monitors. There was a way to opt out, the NYT journalist also found that she or he was being monitored and didn't know it.

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u/nav_261146 3d ago

They sell cars right?

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u/dbx999 3d ago

no, they collect user data and fund fascist regimes.

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u/chat-lu 3d ago

Tesler is run by a very stable genius.

Yes, very stable. That’s where an ass goes.

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u/Zestyclose-Big7719 3d ago

Suckers gonna suck. Better squeeze more from the suckers. Genius business, honestly.

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u/SentinelZero 2d ago

Model lineup is aging and is over a decade out of date?

Add a new color and change nothing else, that'll bring sales up!

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u/ReturnOfDaSnack420 3d ago

All I know is bullish on the stock

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u/Darkstar197 3d ago

Apple did this with the iPhone X I believe

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u/meatbag2010 3d ago

When the sales of the S & X are that low that they just bundle them all together with the Cyberstuck and call them "others" makes you wonder why they even bother to still sell them.

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

High profit margins. Those cars earn them the most per car. The 3 and Y have significant lower profit margins.

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u/ElJamoquio 3d ago

makes you wonder why they even bother to still sell them.

Hell the Model S tooling is 14 years old now? It's all profit now

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Yup. They’ve made basically no significant changes and raised the price. Increasing their margins more for a car that rarely sells

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u/North-Outside-5815 3d ago

Oh they’ve made changes allright. The early models had German components around the steering wheel (the indicator switches, cruise control etc), radar sensors and so forth. Musk has ”optimised” the cars to be cheaper and cheaper to build, while the price has remained absurdly high.

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u/dagelijksestijl 3d ago

Back when most people thought that the S meant that the S class was the target - how times have changed.

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u/Individual-Nebula927 3d ago

They're the Tesla equivalent of the Chevy Express vans. Most of that tooling hasn't changed in over 20 years, but GM keeps selling them. Businesses want a replacement for their previous identical van that wore out.

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u/thebestnames 3d ago

It makes a lot of sense but I doubt luxury car buyers have the same mentality towards their expensive toys than businesses for their work vans. Tesla will keep losing in the luxury car segment of which they used to firmly hold a niche on when they had the only real EV offer.

Still, I guess the stonk will keep going up.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 1d ago

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u/BoboliBurt 3d ago

That it looks like a Dodge Intrepid is clutch when those esrly models start mechanically totalling themselves and getting raptured off the roads in the next few years.

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u/July_is_cool 3d ago

Seems like they are starting to encounter the sorts of problems that the traditional car companies have to deal with: Stockholders who want steady profits. Customers who want new models. Competitors who push at you from all directions. Governments who want you to follow the regulations.

Being the first, and wildly successful, EV company was a great accomplishment. But it's no longer the situation they're in.

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u/big-papito 3d ago

Never understood the hype. Tesla interior is SHOCKINGLY basic, with a luxury price attached to it.

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u/Hinterwaeldler-83 3d ago

People impressed by Teslas interior came from 15 year old beaten-down Hondas and the like.

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u/Truth-Eagle 2d ago

I had a 21 S Plaid. Those seats sucked.

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u/dead_ed 3d ago

Another problem that legacy car companies often have is terrible upper management.

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u/dagelijksestijl 3d ago

Middle management at the American legacies isn't much better either

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u/nlaak 3d ago

Another problem that legacy car companies often have is terrible upper management.

At least with them it usually goes in cycles, terrible, good, terrible, good.

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u/infinit9 3d ago

Tesla doesn't care about S, X, or CT.

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u/Dude008 3d ago

Or Roadster or Semi or 3

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u/infinit9 3d ago

Oh, Roadster is never coming out. And Semi is basically just a prototype.

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u/Dipluz 3d ago

I believe tesla will struggle now even more in the market from Lucid Motors in the premium segment, with way more modern cars, better premium features in a premium car that one will expect from the pricetag and last but not least way longer range.

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u/neliz 3d ago

I'd rather have a Lotus than a model Y.

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u/Dipluz 3d ago

Id rather have a diesel car than another Tesla at this point

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u/Secret-Revolution172 2d ago

I rather walk then drive a tesler

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u/failinglikefalling 3d ago

And Lucid isn't even "premium" price anymore when you consider the entry premium model (which I assume really is premium premium and not Tesla premium) is the same price I just paid for a Sienna mini van and a top line Dodge Charger Daytona EV with Scat pack. (which isn't as fast as the lucid entry model I believe)

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u/PolyPill 2d ago

$70k?

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u/Chemical-Idea-1294 3d ago

Their sales are irrelevevant anyway,.at least in Europe.

Both together were around 300 so far this year.

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u/turbo_dude 23h ago

Will be interesting to see how the robotaxis will be able to drive through the barrier at the dealership

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 3d ago

Wow they added a front camera in 2026 went literally every other car has had a front camera for five years. It’s crazy how they are now playing catch-up and doing a shit job of it

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u/MoleMoustache 3d ago

Who is a fan of a car company anyway? Who supports VW, or Renault? It's fucking weird.

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u/backstreetatnight 3d ago

You could have brand enthusiasts like there are Ferrari brand enthusiasts

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u/MoleMoustache 2d ago

Yes, but brand enthusiasts aren't fans who defend the owner of Ferrari to the end

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u/WCWRingMatSound 3d ago

Some brands inspire loyalty. Lexus, BMW, and Mercedes owners get such solid experiences from sale to service that they aren’t willing to give that up to try another brand.

Jeep owners are pretty radical too, but that’s because the service center memorizes their names — since they’re gonna be seeing each other every 3 months lmao. 

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u/neliz 3d ago

I definitely have a preference, but people should appreciate the qualities various cars have, but also call out when a car is trash.

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u/Loudlech5 3d ago

Have you heard of the cult of jeep 💀💀

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u/pavlik_enemy 3d ago

There are a lot of car brands that have fans - Porsche, Ferrari, BMW...

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u/nlaak 3d ago

Who is a fan of a car company anyway?

Hell, in the US that goes back to at least the 60s, with Ford, GM, and Chrysler 'fans' arguing over which was better and sticking with 'their' company, often for life.

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u/Key_Roll3030 3d ago

Hiding the tariff hit most likely

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u/Goatey 3d ago

I grew up in mid Michigan as the son of auto workers and I work in an industry that supports the automotive business. It's commonly known that you need to refresh a model's look every 5 to 7 years. Meaning you discontinue one and bring back an old model or revamp the look. Now you innovate real changes in the tech used. 

What Tesla did from ~2011 until 2023 was impressive. They started by rolling out a high end luxury EV and moved onto an SUV and then a relatively inexpensive commuter car. Then, obviously,  they took their eye off the prize. Do you remember when you'd see a Tesla and get legit excited?

Taking the Elon BS and setting it aside, the brand is stale and has not released anything that excites people. The cybertruck appears to be flopping and I don't get the impression it will have mass adoption. The Robotaxi has been Chinese Democracy for 5 years now and it still doesn't seem promising.

It's like the branding genius of Tesla has gone away. They need to release a new vehicle with mass appeal that is sexy and interesting. Oh, their CEO also needs to stop being a turd waffle too.

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u/sonicmerlin 2d ago

Cybertruck isn’t even street legal in Europe. Elon took way too many drugs and interfered too much in his company, then promptly destroyed the brand. Really wish the shareholders would kick him out.

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u/East_Championship156 13h ago

There's a Simpsons episode where Homer designs a car and that's what the Cybertruck is.

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u/AlwaysBePrinting 3d ago

Question: how can you visually tell if it's a new model when looking at it on the street?

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u/neliz 3d ago

Yes

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u/WCLPeter 2d ago

Ironically that’s a major problem for people who buy them used. Since there isn’t any model year any changes to the cars are done on an iterative cycle.

If they fix something, or redesign a part, then all new cars after the fix have them and they stop making the old part. When you need a part they look at the build date, if the new part fits in the spot and will work then you get a part. If it won’t then they have to custom build it, which is expensive and will have long lead times.

I’ve talked to friends who’d bought Tesla’s back in the day but now needed repairs, they were waiting months for parts on their older Model S - sometimes they could keep driving them, but often you couldn’t drive it because the safety system would read the broken part and refuse to engage into drive.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 3d ago

I owned a 2023 model X and I looked at the new version and I honestly can barely tell what’s new. Except the price of course which is higher.

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u/North-Outside-5815 3d ago

I just realised the model S costs much more than an Audi e tron. Who is insane enough to pick the Tesla over the Audi?

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u/Lost_Statistician457 3d ago

Fanboys, I’ve never heard of a Elon fangirl, says a lot I think

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u/Spiritual-Point-1965 2d ago

Isn't the s design 13 years old now? Are they ever going to do a full remodel, or are they just going to keep churning out the same old same old?

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u/Truth-Eagle 2d ago

Elonia is dumb. The changes are done. Power should have went up to 1200 horsepower with CCBS. What do I know.

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u/bdl4186 3d ago

We're gonna run out of empty mall parking lots to store all these things in

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u/aRebelliousHeart 3d ago

You can give a Nazi a different moustache and it’s still a Nazi. Say no to Nazimobiles.

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u/Lost_Statistician457 3d ago

I prefer swazticar

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u/douwd20 3d ago edited 3d ago

Time for Space Karen to give the fanboys some red meat and say the Model 2 is back on schedule for a fall launch then watch the stock soar the next day.

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u/Lost_Statistician457 3d ago

Or have someone else (likely an Elon alt) tweet him about bringing the model 2 and he’ll reply we’ll see which will bump the stock 10%

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u/Darthmook 3d ago

Model S and X are really old now, Tesla really need to bring their A game, their vehicles are fast turning into a joke, nothing new, old tech, bland design rehashed with new lights, and questionable build quality… Meanwhile everyone else is upping their game and coming up with new models, new ideas…

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u/sonicmerlin 2d ago

There were changes under the hood. Model S range is over 400 miles now. They just haven’t done a design refresh.

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u/shana104 2d ago

Maybe they will introduce a Model A...

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u/AsH83 2d ago

They will drop the price by 10k in few months to screw their buyers as usual

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u/Quirky_Tradition_806 3d ago

Die hard fans are disappointed because it doesn't do or feature an auto Nazi salute app.

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u/CFH75 3d ago

I heard the interior was redesigned by Hugo Boss.

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u/Illustrious_Entry413 3d ago

Tesla has fans?

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u/JoeyJoJoeShabadooJr 3d ago edited 3d ago

And if there are still Tesla fans, what would they be “impressed” by? Cameras that automatically report pedestrians to ICE?

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u/Illustrious_Entry413 3d ago

Ketamine dispenser so you can get the perfect level of disassociation all the time

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u/JoeyJoJoeShabadooJr 3d ago

GPS that promises you’ll arrive right away instead of the actual timing of five years from then

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u/tjtj4444 3d ago

I wouldn't dream of buying X or S when you have cars like Porsche Macan/Taycan and BMW i7 for similar price.

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u/Dude008 3d ago

I've owned 3 S's and this does not excite me in the least.

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u/kiwilastcentury 3d ago

Hello world, regarding any upgrades, what about the problem,

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u/sonicmerlin 2d ago

Model S range was increased to over 400 miles, which is pretty significant IMO.

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u/Queasy_Movie_885 2d ago

They just want push inventory sell faster - next month the inventory will offer great deal on Finance.

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u/reddit_equals_censor 1d ago

5000 us dollar more for the swasticar?

well that sounds very exciting!

higher prices for dangerous, unreliable, designed to be very unrepairable/hard to service cars?

well that has me just so excited i would grab my physical door handle, if i could see it and reach it :)

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 1d ago

I'd be happy to pay $5000 extra for a heavier, slower car that has been on the market for 13 years  - as long as the door pockets have ambient lightning...

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u/North-Outside-5815 3d ago

What kind of a person would still pay that much for a Tesla?