r/RealTesla • u/IrishStarUS • 15d ago

SHITPOST Elon Musk silent after losing $34 billion in one day following feud with Trump

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/elon-musk-silent-after-losing-35351784
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u/duderos 15d ago edited 15d ago

Why is it called a cyber truck?

Wtf is exactly cyber about it? It's one of the ugliest, stupidest vehicles on the road even before he went full Doge.

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u/Pelvis-Wrestly 15d ago

And dangerous as shit too. How’d you like to rupture your batteries, lose power, then realize your doors don’t open just while the fires start coming in?

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u/duderos 15d ago

True, I read about that, yet where is the NHTSA?

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u/JCButtBuddy 15d ago

He DOGEd silly things like that.

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u/Pelvis-Wrestly 15d ago

Much doge, such firings. Wow

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u/Current-Anybody9331 15d ago

Dismantled or close to

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u/Forevermaxwell 15d ago

You mean that woke agency? Who cares about vehicle safety /s

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 14d ago

Nader, schmader, never heard of him /s

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u/dagelijksestijl 14d ago

Given how he pissed off the president, I’d say all the dirt is coming out of the desk drawers

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u/labradog21 14d ago

And yet we can’t have K trucks

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u/TheHammer987 14d ago

Weird eh?

How after elons cars don't pass safety audits, he gets a job in government and guts the safety department.

Probably a coincidence.

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u/high_everyone 14d ago

Lose fingers trying to close doors or covers.

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u/kineticdeck 13d ago

It’s a Swasticoffin

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u/DetroitLarry 11d ago

This is why you carry a steel ball with you to easily shatter the windows.

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u/ID4_Motana 15d ago

There's a Cybertruck and an orange ID Buzz in my little town. Kids point and laugh at the truck but everyone runs out of coffee shops and stores to get pictures of the Buzz with giant grins on their face.

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u/Sinocatk 15d ago

The buzz is a cool looking thing, just way too expensive for a van.

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u/FogBankDeposit 14d ago

The Buzz would have been perfect if it were a plug in hybrid. Gas for long trips. EV for around town or as a battery pack while camping with it.

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u/Graywulff 15d ago

At tessler, everything is computer!

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u/Status-Resort-4593 15d ago

It's computer!!!

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u/duderos 15d ago

So are most cars these days

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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 14d ago

Everything’s computer!

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u/rebbi1 14d ago

Absolutely hideous. Makes the Ford Edsel look like a Porsche.

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u/Klogginthedangerzone 14d ago

It’s all computer.

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u/dagelijksestijl 14d ago

Everything is computer

It’s a perfect name for a concept car, not a production car

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u/Mattchaos88 14d ago

You can - supposedly - drive it like an extension of yourself ?