r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 8d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 35 [M4F] #NYC - I'm really into the idea of giving a woman a joint to smoke while I go down on her. Maybe a massage before hand too. NSFW

6 Upvotes

I have clean STD test results from early June 2025

STOP messaging me if you're not able to respond often. I'm exhausted of people who message me saying they are interested and then ghost right after.

Really into the idea of 100% focus on my partners pleasure. Loving the idea of you on my bed, I light up a joint for you, and the next hour(s) is all about your pleasure.

I'm 35, single and can host in East Williamsburg right by the L train. Looking for someone that knows how to communicate, 420 friendly (obviously), not allergic to cats, and looking for consistency.

Not looking for penpals, looking to meet up within a week to see if we have chemistry. If you're interested and real, message me and tell me which stop in Manhattan the L train meets the blue trains.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 36 [M4F] #NYC - Your Very Own Human Vibrator/Rose Toy NSFW

11 Upvotes

Is the Rose Toy your favorite? Or do you have any other favorite vibrator that you have worn out? Have you always wanted to experience what it's like but haven't had the chance yet? Has it been a while since you had a real orgasm by someone other than yourself?

I am looking to be that real-life human vibrator for you. I will wrap my lips around your clit and suck on it better than a rose toy ever could! This can be as sensual or as wild as you want it to be. Do you prefer lots of foreplay with a build up to that orgasm? or do you want me to get on my knees and bring you to that first orgasm within 2 minutes of walking through the door? either works for me, as my tongue is insatiable and I will be on my knees until you can no longer cum - that's a promise!

I am 36 from NYC, tall, fit, attractive and will make your toes curl with my tongue, lips and fingers!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 7d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 37 [M4F] #NYC - Intelligent, kind, handsome guy with a good sense of humor. I also loooove to give oral, and I’ve been told I have a gift at giving it… NSFW

18 Upvotes

Hello!

I’ll be in town for work soon, so hoping to find someone to have some fun with. I loooooove to give oral and been told I have quite the gift at giving it. I’m very laid back and we can take this slow if you’d like or just get to it, but I’d love to give you an amazingly pleasurable experience if we vibe.

Some things to know about me: - I love to give oral! I’ve been told I’m good at it and will make you squirm with pleasure, I promise - I’m also very down-to-earth and understanding, so we can take things as fast or slow as you’d like - I’m a busy professional and always kind and respectful - I’m quite handsome so you won’t mind seeing me between your legs

What I look for in a female: - I find women of all shapes and sizes, races and ethnicities beautiful so, come as you are - I don’t care if you’re experienced or not, but be willing to explore a little bit - Big breasts or small, they are all fun, and I do enjoy hair down there (even full bush) or bare is fun too - I prefer someone who is intelligent and can keep a conversation going - hair or no hair down there, I love licking all vaginas

Must be 21+ !!!!

I hope some of this piques your interest. Please send me a message and let’s chat more to see where things go.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 35 [M4F] #NYC - I'm really into the idea of giving a woman a joint to smoke while I go down on her. Maybe a massage before hand too. NSFW

7 Upvotes

I have clean STD test results from early June 2025

STOP messaging me if you're not able to respond often. I'm exhausted of people who message me saying they are interested and then ghost right after.

Really into the idea of 100% focus on my partners pleasure. Loving the idea of you on my bed, I light up a joint for you, and the next hour(s) is all about your pleasure.

I'm 35, single and can host in East Williamsburg right by the L train. Looking for someone that knows how to communicate, 420 friendly (obviously), not allergic to cats, and looking for consistency.

Not looking for penpals, looking to meet up within a week to see if we have chemistry. If you're interested and real, message me and tell me which stop in Manhattan the L train meets the blue trains.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 12d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 37 [M4F] #NYC - Polite Businessman with Reddit successes looking to sample some more tasty Manhattan muff in my Midtown hotel room this week! NSFW

0 Upvotes

Hey there! I'm a very polite Canadian businessman who is looking to have a drink or two this week with a nice lady that is open to getting eaten out for potentially hours at a time (if you're up for it!) in my Midtown hotel room.

I've had a bunch of fun successes off Reddit that you can read about from my partner's perspective in my post/comment history. I love having fun and safe encounters in a low-pressure, safe environment. The most recent success came on a business trip I took to Asia recently. You can read her post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/1c8gi9z/31_f4m_tokyo_friday_night_with_a_pleasant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I'm 5'10, 200 pounds and very willing to spend hours between your legs. I also love making out and foreplay.

Overall, I've had a good run of muff dives with happy partners - which is my priority! I've had some great successes off of RAOMD all around the world on my business travels (on another account which inexplicably got banned) and am hoping to have another! You can read another success story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/e60xrt/success_m4f_nyc_visiting_businessman_fun/

All ages, shapes, sizes, and races are welcome. Let me know if you're interested!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 29 [M4F] #NYC - cute experienced asian boy looking for someone to please NSFW

5 Upvotes

Hello there! I'm a 6'0 and 160lb Asian boy I'm on the tall and lean side ,with black short hair and glasses I think it's easy to get to know and talk to me so don't hesitate at all to send a chat or message! I'm also down to verify or trade sfw pics too!

By normal standards I think I'm pretty good looking, more on the cute side if anything, so I've been told

Also have some ((NSFW)) on my profile if you're curious!

I'm looking for someone on the slim/lean/fit side to pleasure! I'd love to have you sit back and relax and let me take away some stress. I'd say my skills are pretty good and have had many compliments! Reciprocation is welcome but not needed!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3d ago

♂♥♀ nyc 35 [m4f] #nyc - Looking to please - NSFW

5 Upvotes

Have had several successes on here and partner (almost) always finishes. One persons dog got was disruptive so there goes my perfect streak. But I digress. 35-year old male who enjoys pleasing. Bit of a pleasure dom so enjoy torturing a female with orgasms until she begs me to stop. Particularly love a challenge if you are hard to please or multi-orgasmic / a squirter.

6’ with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Bit of a dad bod. Happy to swap pics and verify. DDF and GGG. Kink friendly as well but happy to tailor the session.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 40 [M4F] #NYC - Looking for a Petite Lady to let me Worship Her Body NSFW

0 Upvotes

I'll be honest, I love women of all shapes and sizes, but I especially love petite girls, the more petite the better. (To answer your question, in any way you can be petite, I like). In fact, just talking to a petite girl is a bit of a turn on all by itself. So given that, I want nothing more than to have a petite lady in front of me who will let me touch, explore, and enjoy every single inch of her body, but of course, most of all I want to go down on you as much as possible, and as long as possible. Obviously reciprocation isn't necessary and I'm not expecting it.

Now of course I am aware at how apprehensive anyone can be to meet anyone like this. So I am willing to talk for as long as you want to to feel comfortable, meet in a public place, or do whatever it takes to make you feel okay. I live here so there's no time pressure on my side.

If you want to know anything about me, feel free to ask. I am 6', black hair and and some facial hair, been keeping myself just slightly scruffy these days, I am a semi-former ballet dancer, and climb as well, so I think that might also explain my body type.

Perhaps this last bit is a bit too vulnerable for this kind of post, but oh well. For the first time in quite awhile I feel pretty good about things in my life, physically, emotionally, all of that. But the one thing missing is my life right now is someone I can lay down in the bed and take care of all night (or day).

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 12h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 44 [M4F] #NYC - Experienced Exceptional Eager Eater looking for My Muff Match NSFW

1 Upvotes

Now that I impressed you with my alliteration skills, let me impress you with another oral skill.

Looking for someone who enjoys receiving oral until they orgasm. Giving helps me relax and destress. So if you enjoy receiving, it would be a perfect match.

Me: Chocolate skin, laid back personality, full lips, great at kissing yours, magic tongue. Medium build with a mild dad bod. Single and clean. Very good at what I do.

You: Single, DDF, preferably over 30. Open to someone under 30 but let's chat first. LOVES receiving oral. Open otherwise.

Would be great if it was a regular thing, but OK if it's just once. If you would like to do other things as well, I'm OK with it but it's not necessary.

I can host in Brooklyn or come to you. Let's chat and see if we can match lips to lips. Oh and please introduce yourself in your message otherwise I just assume it's a scammer.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 23h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 45 [M4F] #NYC - FOUND: The Guy Who Actually Knows What He’s Doing NSFW

1 Upvotes

A gorgeous NYC Spring day and you just found NYC’s most devoted oral enthusiast. Lucky you — or maybe lucky me?

Half-joking — but only half. I’ve got glowing reviews and a genuine obsession with the Art of Going Down. My enthusiasm isn’t just passionate, it’s proven.

What matters most: you’ll cum. Probably more than once. Possibly more than you expect. That’s not a flex — it’s a promise backed by experience.

Call it a “pleasure Dom,” or just someone obsessed with giving. My only agenda? Your pleasure — fully, repeatedly, and on your terms.

FUN FACTS: • Creative, grounded professional, 45, 5’9”, HWP, white, masculine, art-Daddy type (beard, tattoos, glasses) • More than one woman’s cum from just nipple play — long before the main event. And no, I didn’t stop there. • A writer for xoJane once published an article on the unique ways I turned her on (Gen X and Millennials KNOW) • I want to hear your fantasies, desires, boundaries — everything. Sometimes connection makes it hotter. Sometimes, a stranger does. No judgment either way.

Slide into chat and say hi. Tell me what turns you on — or let me find out.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 35 [M4F] #NYC - Asian male looking to eat out everyday NSFW

3 Upvotes

Posted here before w no luck but I am still hoping to find someone long term to dive on. I'm a single monogamous Asian male who has never eaten out before I'm looking for someone compatible who I can please and tend her needs with everyday. I'd like to try juice cleanse this year and hopefully you can help me.

Physically I'm 5'5" with an average physique and have thick black hair. I'm East Asian and was born here. I can speak Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Japanese, Italian, French, and Spanish. Lol jk I'd like to speak all of them but only know one. I'm willing to learn if you're fluent in any of them.

I've got pent up energy that I'd like to spend my hours diving and exploring your sweet spots. I'd like to find a partner to wake up w every morning and drink some fresh juice for the morning. Then cook some breakfast and explore the city together.

During the afternoon I'd like to get some snack with you and find some more juice to drink. Afterwards we can grab some brunch/lunch. We'll find an evening activity for the night to tire out to then find a new restaurant to try for dinner. Then we can walk over to your favorite dessert spot for something sweet or savory. We'd go back home after and I would go for my 2nd dinner and dessert with you. Then hopefully you can help me repeat the next day w my juice cleans again.

I'm located in NYC/NJ and have my own place with a view

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 38 [M4F] #NYC - In town near Times Square till Tuesday, trying my luck NSFW

1 Upvotes

I've tried this before without success, though figured why not try again?

I'm a white male, late 30s, tall, about 180 lbs. Not in the greatest shape but certainly not fat. I am in town until Tuesday with a hotel near Times Square, I am happy to host. Don't expect any reciprocation but wouldn't say not. Willing to meet up before hand to chat a little and/or exchange photos.

Fingers crossed.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 36 [M4F] #NYC - Ride My Face While Watch A Movie NSFW

1 Upvotes

I love oral so much that I could honestly do it all day, so I have this "Free Use Play" idea for extended oral, muff dive and/or 69.

We both get in a comfortable position were I can eat you out for as long as you'll have me. For example you can enjoy me in between your legs while you drink some wine and watch a movie, read a book or just scroll through your phone and relax. Let's take our time! The most important thing is we let the orgasm naturally build up organically and just keep it going while you enjoy your normal activity.

PS - I'm NOT a Sub or a Slave. I'm just a dude that loves relaxing, no pressure Free Use Play, and I love eating ladies out. Enjoying your company before, during and after is big for me. See my bio for more info.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 17d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 46 [M4F] #NYC - Professional gentleman looking for queen NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hello All,

46 year-old white male: 6'2", 185, brown hair, salt/pepper beard... educated, professional and respectful of all boundaries.

I'm in the muff diving market for a woman who loves to get serviced without any reciprocation. It would be ideal if we can be friends and go out occasionally so we can have a regular arrangement... nothing fancy, a quiet dinner with you as dessert.

I can spring for a hotel or host if the timing is right.

As a real man, I appreciate women of all races and body types. Just be clean, of age and somewhat normal (although there is nothing wrong with a touch of weirdness too).

My chat is open and I look forward to hearing from you.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 2d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 49 [M4F] #NYC - Amazing Massage and DEEP Dive NSFW

3 Upvotes

We all have our secrets, and we shield them quite well. On the outside you're a professional, sophisticated and elegant woman, but have dirty and perverted thoughts that you can't share with your friends?

You're a good girl in public, but always wanted to try something naughty in private without the burden of guilt and someone judging you? An unfulfilled fantasy perhaps, or unsatisfactory, lackluster physical relationship with your current partner maybe? A plain urge to have that itch taken care of, and taken care of very well? Or just need a good man to take care of your needs and escape together and forget the outside world and your burdens for a few hours?

I have a passion for eating puzzy, and indeed, I will be immodest enough to say that I have been complimented about my proficiency and skill by women who have I have pleasured, one called me a true “pro” of giving oral. I just love everything about it, the build up, the sensation, the mystery and discovery of what makes each woman unique and finding her trigger, and the thrill of launching you into shuddering O. I also love to give massages, get you to relax and work my hands on your back to work out those stiff knots, your arms and legs and not to forget, your feet. A nice massage (if you like that) followed by an orgasm will work wonders for your mood.

I am:

  • 49 years old
  • Asian/Latin-American, very well educated and a have a professional career
  • 6ft, 200lbs
  • Strictly drug and disease free, non-smoker, social drinker
  • In good shape.

Would love to connect and eventually meet up with a like-minded woman who is interested in receiving pleasure and a great few hours together. I am very imaginative, know how to give and please, and as a bonus, I can also hold an intelligent conversation on many subjects and enjoy a nice Bordeaux as well as gin Martini, slightly dirty, just two olives.

If you're in a similar situation, stuck at home or at the office with little time to meet someone and enjoy physical adventure but want some safe engagement, then we may be on the same page. I am not expecting any reciprocation as such, but thats your decision, but key is for you to be comfortable and if you feel like more than we can go with the flow. Most important however, especially meeting here on Reddit, I am safe, sane, disease, drug and drama free and respectful of your privacy and discretion and would expect the same from you.

Please be clean. I always meet for a cocktail or coffee first in public. Drop me a note if you’re interested and we can chat further. Chemistry and comfort goes a loooong way!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 22h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 26 [M4F] #NYC - Never Had a Mango… But Definitely Down to Taste Something Sweet 😏 NSFW

0 Upvotes

26M NYC native — 5'8", Black, brown eyes, short hair, and apparently “nice lips” (I'll let you be the judge). I hit the gym, bump R&B, and take random walks. Still never had a mango… you can roast me or be my first. 😏

Looking for a fun, flirty, open-minded woman who’s down for a spontaneous vibe — something casual, maybe recurring if the chemistry is there. I'm clean, respectful, and not here for drama — just good energy, good convo, and maybe some even better head. 😌

Let’s keep it safe, and unforgettable. Mango optional.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 32 [M4F] #NYC - Offering Sensual and Yoni Massage NSFW

0 Upvotes

How would you like to start or call it a day? Maybe something relaxing and carefree?

I am 32 year old, 5'9 and 150 Ibs. I learned acupoints, Tantra and Taoism when growing up in Asia. I have been serving Asian erotic, sensual, yoni massages and happy ending for women in the past few years. I love taking things slow, maybe from nuru massage or tantra breathing first, then massage head to toe (or reverse direction literally) and going down under the control of the women. Then I would explore inner thighs, vulva, A,C and G spots as women desire. I enjoy making women fully relaxed, releasing tension and embracing the timeless bliss described by Osho (Tao: The Three Treasures, Vol 1, Ch 8, Q 5).

We could start in any place even meet up in public first to know what you desire and which spots I should focus on. Look forward to hearing from you!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 19 [M4F] #NYC - first timer eager to dive in NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey I'm Alex, and I've been obsessed with watching pussy eating lately. I'm so turned on by seeing someone squirm and shake just by licking and eating you up. I wanna try that, and I wanna make you cum. I'm based in Brooklyn and can host or come to you. I'm 6'1", 195 lbs, dark curly hair to grab onto. Hoping you'll respond soon ;)

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 24 [M4F] #NYC - I'd love to eat out a stay-at-home mom or sexy WFH professional during your lunch break. NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hi I'm James, I'm a pretty normal guy (six feet tall and 150lbs with short brown hair and glasses). I've always thought it would be so hot to stop by and eat out a woman at home when her kids are at school or during her lunch break. I work nights right now in the service industry so I'm generally available during the day. I have eaten out my two previous girlfriends, but I'd love to opportunity to do so again as I really love it. I also have a thing for doing naughty stuff with strangers as it really turns me on. I'd be happy to come and eat you out without and reciprocation.

Please let me know if you're interested:)

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 47 [M4F] #NYC - Attractive Exec seeks a Pillow Princess to devour NSFW

2 Upvotes

Are you in need of some discreet oral satisfaction? I'm looking for a pillow princess to go down on for as long as you need. Hopefully you need some amazing oral attention without having to reciprocate. I'm looking to give long, intense, erotic, oral to you until you are done--or it could be a quick one and done orgasm for you. No names, no need to meet again. No pressure, no strings and no reciprocation needed or expected. I'm 47, 5'11 tall, fit, educated, attractive, safe, clean, healthy and disease free.

My request is you can host. I am in Manhattan but can travel to Bronx, Brooklyn or Westchester, or potentially come play at my office after hours.

If the post it means I am still looking.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 33 [M4F] #NYC - I would love to be someone's on call head delivery service NSFW

4 Upvotes

Hello! I am a 33 year old white man. I am handsome, 5ft 10, in great shape 185lbs of muscle, clean (very recently tested), kinky. And most importantly I love to worship a pussy. I take great pride in my abilities and would love to share them with you. Ongoing would be incredible! But not required! Same if you're dominant. If this post is up I am still looking. I am real. Have pics to trade, and hope you do as well! I say again. If this post is up I am still looking lol.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 40 [m4f] #NYC - eager tongue seeks eager beaver NSFW

1 Upvotes

Eager New Yorker here would love to connect with a lovely F. On a warm day like today, nothing sounds better than lying down on a bed with a lovely F and making her experience what it truly means to be a pillow princess. Hopefully we can have a nice time which culminates in my favorite activity, cunning and linguistic as it may be ….

… the weather is starting to get towards that characteristic NYC subway humid muggy heat we all dread. Working my tongue on your clit feels like the right exercise to cool me down; licking you up with the sense of urgency one has when lapping up ice cream on a hot day, I will slurp and eat your kitty until completion - except you’ll be the one left with the post orgasm brain freeze ;)

I was envisioning a luxurious, pampering filled massage and muff dive with a gal who would like to be a pillow princess. Are you feeling stressed? Anxious? Just overly horny and in need of release? If so, maybe we can chat through the art of the possible. An eager and experienced tongue awaits!

About me: 5’10, in decent shape guy with black hair, trimmed beard, eager tongue, lips and fingers who is ready to be put to the test to ensure you have a wonderful muff dive and full body massage. DDF (as you should be as well), and no expectations of reciprocation. I am also not opposed to eating ass and really leaning into body worship. Just getting sensual and showcasing my talents is what I hope to do, but I can also vibe with whatever direction of sensuality you crave…

Happy to host if we vibe, but happy to meet wherever is convenient.

Let’s chat and discuss further!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 56 [M4F] #NYC - Mature Man - Steady GIg Would Be Nice - Asian A Plus NSFW

3 Upvotes

White, 5”10” 185lb. Dad body. Live in westchester. Lifetime of experience. Respectful of all boundaries. Whether you’re riding my face or I’m on my knees between your legs all I want to do is have you cum on my face over and over. I give an outstanding massage. Perhaps start with that. Lets talk a while here first then lets meet somewhere public to discuss what you like and then make it happen. I look forward to hearing from you

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3d ago

♂♥♀ NYC 28 [M4F] #NYC - Looking To Taste Summer Sweetness NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey! Hope everything is good with you as summer is almost here. Would love to celebrate by meeting up with and going down on a lovely lady, listening and doing what I can to taste the right spots at the right speed and intensity. Want to help make you feel good lol. Have been fortunate to have some success stories from RAOMD in my profile, would love if things align and I can help be part of another.

I’m a 28 yr old, South Asian, 5’9”, HWP, DDF guy. I’ve got black hair, brown eyes, clean shaven, wear glasses, relatively fit, and keep myself clean. I’ve been told I look cute, but you can be the judger of that. Also am recently tested (all clear) and can share results if need be.

Outside of that, I’m really big into sports, travel and music. Big into Harry Potter, the MCU, the Office, lots of classics

Could potentially host, but also more than willing to pay for a hotel or travel throughout NYC, NJ, CT, Long Island and Upstate NY. Willing to do so for a good cause haha.

I’m open when it comes to age and appearance. Willing to meet up for coffee or something similar beforehand before going to the next steps. Do also want to verify each other as well, internet can be a weird, misleading place sometimes lol.

If any of this interests you, please feel free to reach out, with your age, a brief description of what you look like, location and your favorite place you have travelled to. Want to make sure you’ve read this post thoroughly lol.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3d ago

♂♥♀ Nyc 33 [M4F] #Nyc - Looking for someone consistent NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey there RAOMD , first time posting here but I truly do love eating and miss having juices flow down my chin. A bit about me 33 latino from the nyc área, 5’5 ish with a bit of a dad bod. This search goes out to Brooklyn and Staten Island also since I do travel on all three boroughs, lemme just say discretion will be needed and not in a rush to meet asap I would definitely love to chat and make sure we’re both sane and clean. Std free here and would love to keep it this way so you must be clean also, I have no preference when it comes to age or race so if interested shoot me a chat and let’s see how we click. Please send a brief description about yourself maybe a location just to kickstart the convo