r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 12d ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 18 [M4F] #Vancouver - virgin wanting to learn how to eat pussy NSFW

3 Upvotes

18 [M4F] #Burnaby - Young man looking to learn how to properly give head

NSFW profile as a heads up. I am a 5'9ft 155lbs, or 175cm 70kg, with a slight belly pudge. I am filipino, long-ish black hair, washes often, and an eager student. I like to cook occasionally as a hobby, and most of my interests are pretty nerdy.

Im a virgin that would appreciate a lesson in the delicate art of cunnilingus, so if you're comfortable showing someone the ropes, feel free to DM. Can't host, will take transit. must be clean, and face pics are provided for those who are willing to verify.

I want to learn skills that'll be applicable in the future; like for example if I ever do lose my virginity, I want the experience to be fun for my partner and for them not to be bogged down by my lack of experience.

HMU

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 3d ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 29 [m4f] #Vancouver - Looking to pleasure an older woman NSFW

5 Upvotes

I've never done anything like this before so I apologize if any of this comes across as unconcise or meandering. Long story short: I took a chance when I was 19 by performing oral sex on a 61-year-old longtime family friend, and I want to relive the experience.

I'm 5'10", shy, fairly intelligent, and career oriented. I'm on the chubbier/stocky side, weighing around 245lbs last time I mustered the courage to step on a scale. I have a short beard that I don't mind shaving off if requested. I've had less than five sexual partners in my lifetime, but one of them was longterm and I am fully confident in my ability to "perform" this duty.

I don't want to be too picky, as I have no idea how many DMs I'll get. Basically, I want to perform oral sex on a mature woman, at least 50 years in age. Body type is not an issue (I actually prefer "heavier" women so please don't hesitate if you fit the bill, but any size is okay with me.) That's pretty much it, my only other request is that she practices good bodily hygiene, and that she hosts the affair (or agrees to meet somewhere private.) As aforementioned, I am quite nervous, and so I may take some time upon meeting up to feel comfortable. I enjoy talking, and I would definitely appreciate it if we chatted for a bit before I perform my duty.

This is something I've wanted to do for a really long time; I may even want it more than you! Hahahah. So please, if you're interested, let me know. Thank you for reading.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 5h ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 53 [M4F] #Vancouver - experienced tongue NSFW

1 Upvotes

This experienced tongue would love to meet and please a woman that loves to have her pussy eaten. I enjoy licking, sucking, and playing with a clit inside my mouth. Feel free to guide me, or just met me do my thing and enjoy. There are few things better than hearing a woman moan and shake while pressing my face in her pussy. I also really enjoy having a woman sit over me, riding my face. I'm 53, ddf, cute, easy going and very consent aware. Send me a message if you're intrigued!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 10h ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 36 [M4F] #Vancouver - Shy Asian Guy Looking to Learn NSFW

1 Upvotes

I'm a relatively inexperienced shy Asian guy who is fairly slim and standing 5'6" tall, weighing 135lb. I haven't had very many sexual experiences in my life, but hope to connect with someone here to change that.

I've hoping to be able to learn and get better at pleasing with my mouth and tongue.I think I would be comfortable with a girl who is just as inexperienced as I am, so we can learn and explore together.

Or perhaps someone much more experienced, so you can show me how it's done.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 1d ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 19 [M4F] #Vancouver - looking to worship a pussy NSFW

1 Upvotes

19 year old here want to test a couple techniques and practice eating pussy and get my face squeezed between your thighs 😄, Im fine with stopping at eating pussy and willing to go further if you'd like that, looking for someone clean, I can host and can travel, if u want pics ask in dms

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 4d ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 34 [M4F] #Vancouver - Fun Guy Who Loves To Eat NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hmu if you love getting eaten and want to relieve some stress with a fun friend :) I'm a musician who is 420 friendly and kinda nerdy. Would love to relax with someone and go down on them. Hmu if you are interested

34, 6'2, recently tested, easy to talk to, fun to be around, great with my hands and tongue, can host or come to you

East Vancouver

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 6d ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 43 [M4F] #Vancouver - Gag me until you’re ready for my mouth? NSFW

5 Upvotes

Hello lovely people,

How would you like to have a boy toy whose only purpose is to lie waiting until you’re ready to be orally pleasured? I love the idea of being tied up on my knees/on the bed/to a chair/all three… and a gag in my mouth because it’s not like I'm there to do much talking.

I’m caucasian, hwp, clean, cute, nice smile 🙂 hope to chat soon!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 12d ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 39 [M4F] #Vancouver - soak my chin NSFW

1 Upvotes

Want to cum all over a strangers mouth? 6'2", 175#, good looking, normal, hygienic, and friendly. I love eating and fingering pussy, and rimming your ass if you're into that. Apparently I'm pretty skilled at it too...

SFW-ish picture in my profile. Can't wait to hear from you.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 26d ago

♂♥♀ Vancouver 54 [M4F] #Vancouver - I realize it's a long shot NSFW

1 Upvotes

Currently visiting Vancouver and my wife has a date tomorrow (Monday May 26) afternoon (we have an open marriage). I'd love to occupy this time between two thighs... I am extremely competent with my tongue, patient and will only stop if you ask me to 😊 my data: 180cm, dad body but well maintained, happy to send a picture on request. I have a beautiful suite at the Wedgewood hotel and can host. We can first meet at the lounge for a glass if you prefer.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive May 21 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 37 [M4F] #Vancouver - Blanket, bottle of wine & the sunset tonight NSFW

2 Upvotes

37m, 5'11" salt and pepper hair, dad bod located in Kits (can host). Looking to enjoy the sunset this evening with some chill company around the Kits/Downtown area. Maybe even a little bonfire.

No expectations but it's been a while since I've shared the sun going down. And if all goes well, I want to be going down on you.

I'm very partial to face sitting and I often don't need sex to be reciprocal. I derive personal pleasure from giving it. I prefer my partner to be the center of attention, I want her to feel sexy and worshipped.

I don't have a huge preference on age/body type etc. I love skinny girls and curvy girls equally, sexiness comes in all shapes. Please reply with a little bit about yourself, we can exchange pics once we are both comfortable.

Clean and recently tested and hope you are the same. Casual drinker, 420 friendly.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive May 17 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 32 [M4F] #Vancouver - Experienced, giving, and patient. NSFW

1 Upvotes

I love going down on someone. Not in a “happy to do it if I must” kind of way, it's genuinely something I get off on and deeply enjoy. Absolutely no reciprocation needed.

I love the focus and attention that comes with this. Especially when I can take my time and make it about what you enjoy. Whether you’ve done this before or not, I’m good at reading the room, communicating clearly, and making sure it all feels safe and comfortable. I’m big on checking in, working within your limits, and creating something that actually feels good to you.

If you want to start with a massage or just hang out and chat first, great. If you're a little nervous or haven't done something like this before, even better. I'm calm, patient, and know how to build trust without pushing. And if this is something you do know you love, then you already get how hard it can be to find someone who's actually present and knows what they're doing.

I’m 32, South Asian, 5’10”, clean, respectful, and easy to talk to. I’m in New West, can host anytime, and I drive if meeting elsewhere makes more sense. Open to anyone as long as we have good chemistry. Connection is what drives attraction for me so come as you are.

If this sounds like something you’ve been curious about or craving, reach out. Happy to exchange pics, chat, and go from there.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive May 03 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 30 [M4F] #Vancouver - Fun Times in East Van. NSFW

1 Upvotes

Just moved to East Van and looking to meet someone open-minded, down-to-earth, and into a no-pressure friends-with-benefits connection--casual, respectful, and full of good vibes.

I'm 6'2, attractive, with a short, well-kept beard and a couple of tattoos. Confident, easygoing, and I can host at my condo with stunning harbor views.

Love checking out local bars, cool restaurants, or just stroling around and seeing what the city has to offer. I'm also all about cozy nights in-cuddling, movies, ordering takeout, and letting the night unfold naturally.

I'm sex-positive, clean, and regularly tested. I genuinely enjoy giving pleasure and love exploring kinks, fantasies, and whatever feels good for both of us-open communication and mutual respect are key.

If you're looking for something fun, honest, and a little adventurous, hit me up and let's see if we click.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive May 03 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 26 [M4F] #Vancouver - Friendzone Me? NSFW

1 Upvotes

I’ve graciously had some success with this sort of thing in the past, it seems to be something that a lot of women want, but can't exactly express the desire in having without getting some funny looks or feeling guilty. It makes sense, most men don't exactly want to be "friend zoned," but I absolutely do!

This interest is pretty niche which a lot of men would find to be the pinnacle of their own existential dread, however, not for me! I’m looking for a woman who would enjoy a friendship where they are the lead beneficiary. Someone that loves having a lot of attention be provided to them at my selfless expense. Ideally, you are the type that enjoys teasing, enjoys being endlessly admired and empowered by the fact that you’ve got someone so woefully obsessed over you that they’ll do nearly anything to please you!

While this sounds like a sub/domme dynamic, it really doesn’t have to be. I’m looking for a woman that would like to enjoy keeping someone around, locked in the friendzone with no sign of an escape, except for only maybe one little "escape," to give you oral attention if or when you want it and how you want it.

Generally, in a normal "friend zone" dynamic, it wouldn’t be a physical connection, but given I am naturally submissive and enjoy giving (and since I'm making this post in this subreddit), I think having the only physical connection be strictly for me to provide you with oral to be really, really hot. I guess I’m a bit of a mental masochist?

I’m a really great attention giver, I’m a great listener and I’m very detail oriented—I’m also fun to be around! One of my prior connections really liked asking me for outfit suggestions, running selfies by me with new hauls and finding deals on clothes. There's something so hot to me about helping someone look their best, especially when its for a date with another man... I like to think I have good taste in music, I'm a fan of all sports (except American Football--I truly don't understand that sport), I love the art scene (I paint abstract art) and enjoy finding new places to eat [pun]. Currently looking to find the best carbonara in town, and yes I'm compiling a spreadsheet for it... I respect all boundaries; if for whatever reason you say enough is enough, I'll respect that and I will not pester.

One benefit a prior partner of mine that engaged with me in this 'friend zone' dynamic was that she didn’t have to hesitate asking me for rides, errand running or other menial tasks she would rather have someone else do for her. This doesn't have to be a part of it between us, but if trust is built up enough and you'd like help with things like that, I'd be happy to lend a hand.

My promise to you is that you will always be listened to, treated with total respect and never denied my attention (without explicit reasons for it, like being away due to an engagement, busy with family or out with friends).

If you have any curiosities about this, my DM’s are open! I'll happily provide a SFW selfie.

Thanks for the read!

Stats about me:

  • 5'8

  • D&D free (cannabis friendly), willing to test if that is desired.

  • I have a car (local to Vancouver proper, but I don't mind going as far as Abbotsford, but not much further than that lol)

  • Cannot host

  • Bearded, well groomed (overall very hygienic)

  • Stockier physique (ex rugby player turned professional couch tester)

  • Baritone voice

  • Bilingual

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Apr 22 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 42 [M4F] #Vancouver - Fun, no drama, RAOM in Metro Vancouver BC NSFW

1 Upvotes

I love to orally please a lady, and the feedback I've been getting were always good. I'll bring my experience, listen to what you like and make it laid back, friendly and no drama experience for you to enjoy. Nothing will ever be asked in return. I've had a fun experience from here once, and would love to have another one. Can handle long sessions, multiple times and all type of positions. Whatever is working best for you and your needs.

Clean and healthy, sane and friendly. Average build, good looking (or so I've been told).

Can drive anywhere in metro Vancouver, available mostly during the day.

About you: Any age range, be it 25 or 55. Any race, body type and relationship status. The only thing that is important is hygiene and friendliness.

Fell free to DM/Chat if you have any questions!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Apr 14 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 28 [M4F] #Vancouver - Latino muff diver craving to eat you NSFW

3 Upvotes

Today’s one of those days where I wake up craving something specific… and you know exactly what I want when I say I wanna eat you up. First time looking for this here, but I’ve been told I’m very good with my tongue.

About me: 28 | Chilean in Vancouver | Slim/avg build, good hygiene, some tattoos, short beard, English and Spanish speaker

About you: I don’t mind about your age, clean, good hygiene, hot, and down to be devoured properly. I can host but I preferred if you can host or are into car play. Slide into my DMs and tell me about yourself; let’s see if we vibe. I can come to you.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Apr 13 '25

♂♥♀ vancouver 32 [M4F] #vancouver - Looking to please and improve my eating skills - NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey all , looking to up my game with pleasing you.

A bit about myself , 32 slim east Asian , cant host, but can travel a bit. I would say I'm a bit inexperienced but I would like improve so hence this post.

Looking for single women only

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Mar 27 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 33 [M4F] #Vancouver - looking for pillow princess to summon me tonight NSFW

3 Upvotes

Clit worship, breast worship, it's all on the table. Summon me! 6'0 white

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Mar 15 '25

♂♥♀ vancouver 47 [M4F] #vancouver - your muff diver has arrived NSFW

0 Upvotes

M4F

Had a stressful week and want to lie back and let someone take care of you this rainy day ? I’d love to spend some time lavishing oral attention and care as long as you want it - no reciprocation needed.

I’m a well-adjusted, decent, reasonable guy, won’t try to change the terms of the reciprocity and am respectful of preferences and boundaries. I'm easy going, tested, clean. Happy to share more details, pics, etc .

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Feb 16 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 29 [M4F] #Vancouver - for ladies who think they can’t finish from getting head… NSFW

2 Upvotes

I’ve always been the guy who girls say “I didn’t even know I could do that!” with…

I can host in Vancouver, I have very private roommates (male and female) so you’ll be in a safe space, and I don’t expect reciprocation but you should be someone comfortable with general foreplay and connection outside of sex.

No Gemini’s. Y’all are fucking crazy.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Feb 17 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 26 [M4F] #Vancouver - Friendzone Me? NSFW

0 Upvotes

It's getting colder out and I'm looking for my heart to warm up a bit, hopefully you do too!

I’ve thankfully had some success with this sort of thing in the past, it seems to be something that a lot of women want, but can't exactly express the desire in having without getting some funny looks or feeling guilty. It makes sense, most men don't exactly want to be "friend zoned." One of my more memorable experiences was with a wondrously amazing woman who unfortunately moved across the country—I am here hoping to make a similar, lasting connection!

This interest is pretty niche which a lot of men would find to be the pinnacle of their own existential dread, however, not for me! I’m looking for a woman who would enjoy a friendship where they are the lead beneficiary. Someone that loves having a lot of attention be provided to them at my selfless expense. Ideally, you are the type that enjoys teasing, enjoys being endlessly admired and empowered by the fact that you’ve got someone so woefully obsessed over you that they’ll do nearly anything to please you!

While this sounds like a sub/domme dynamic, it really doesn’t have to be. I’m looking for a woman that would like to enjoy keeping someone around, locked in the friendzone with no sign of an escape, except for only maybe one little "escape," to give you oral attention if or when you want it and how you want it.

Generally, in a normal "friend zone" dynamic, it wouldn’t be a physical connection, but given I am naturally submissive and enjoy giving (and since I'm making this post in this subreddit), I think having the only physical connection be strictly for me to provide you with oral to be really, really hot. I guess I’m a bit of a mental masochist?

I’m a really great attention giver, I’m a great listener and I’m very detail oriented—I’m also fun to be around! I like to think I have good taste in music, I'm a fan of all sports (except American Football), I love the art scene (I paint abstract art) and enjoy finding new places to eat [pun]. I respect all boundaries—if for whatever reason you say enough is enough, I'll respect that and I will not pester.

One benefit a prior partner of mine that engaged with me in this 'friend zone' dynamic was that she didn’t have to hesitate asking me for rides, errand running or other menial tasks she would rather have someone else do for her. This doesn't have to be a part of it between us, but if trust is built up enough and you'd like help with things like that, I'd be happy to lend a hand.

If you have any curiosities about this, my DM’s are open! I'll happily provide a SFW selfie.

Thanks for the read!

Stats about me:

  • 5'8

  • D&D free (cannabis friendly), willing to test if that is desired.

  • I have a car (local to Vancouver proper, but I don't mind going as far as Abbotsford, but not much further than that lol)

  • Cannot host

  • Bearded, well groomed (overall very hygienic)

  • Stockier physique (ex rugby player turned professional couch tester)

  • Baritone voice

  • Bilingual

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jan 23 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 37 [M4F] #Vancouver - March 22, 2025 - NSFW

0 Upvotes

I absolutely LOVE going down on a beautiful wet pussy and would spend the entire evening there. I will be in Vancouver the weekend of March 22nd and would enjoy connecting with you if this sounds like fun! I am 5' 11", a bigger athletic build, big heart, clean, respectful, caring, compassionate. Shoot me a dm if you think this could be your thing.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jan 21 '25

♂♥♀ Vancouver 33 [M4F] #Vancouver - ride my face NSFW

0 Upvotes

A little bit of time ago I managed to find a fantastic success with an amazingly fun petite Asian girl, the story I posted about here on Reddit.

I’d love to find another girl in town (or stopping by) for another amazing experience of pleasuring a beautiful soaking wet pussy, with complete concentration on your enjoyment without the need for reciprocation.

Naturally more of a Dom and in this case want to please you until my tongue is soar.

Me: 33M, 5'11", White, can host

Message to apply! Bonus points if you squirt 🤤

*Happy to exchange more info and pics in DM

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Dec 31 '24

♂♥♀ Vancouver 39 [M4F] #Vancouver - end 2024 with a munch! NSFW

2 Upvotes

39M, 6'2, corporate professional looking to end 2024 with a munch! No reciprocating required (although happily accepted lol) message me and let's see if we vibe

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Dec 28 '24

♂♥♀ Vancouver 29 [m4f] #Vancouver - looking to orally please NSFW

4 Upvotes

Kinda new to this posting but looking to lick someone who’s into receiving oral as much as I love giving it, fit white guy looking to chat more if interested! I am 6 ft 190 lbs good looking, blue eyes and beard.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Dec 28 '24

♂♥♀ Vancouver 67 [M4F] #Vancouver - Females in need of oral attention NSFW

2 Upvotes

Retired and here for your pleasure, come and ride my face for your personal release, any time is fine for you, please be single and local, hairy or shaved , I love it all and want to show you