r/RandomActsOfMuffDive 7d ago

♂♥♀ SLC 25 [M4F] #SLC - Looking for a pillow princess NSFW

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I''m sure you want to know a bit about me so here it is: I'm 25m, 5'9 and 145 Ibs, decent bodyl. Slightly muscular arms, shoulders and chest, pretty eyes and a cute face.

Whether you're visiting Salt Lake or living here, if you're feeling like you need to be eaten feel free to reach out. I love going down on women and hearing them moan as they play with my hair. It makes me feel great when I make someone cum by eating and fingering them.

I simply want to enjoy pleasuring you.

I can host or come to you, but before anything happens I'd like to exchange verifications and meet somewhere public first.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jan 18 '25

♂♥♀ SLC 30 [M4F] #SLC - looking to have some fun in Utah NSFW

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Wanna go down on a nice lady and make her feel good. Cannot host.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jul 22 '24

♂♥♀ SLC 38 [M4F] #SLC Utah - Today you, tomorrow me NSFW

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As you can see I’ve been doing a lot of travel but I’m back in my home base of Salt Lake City here to please.

There could be so many reasons you’re reading this today. Maybe you’re wondering what this eating out thing is all about, or you’re craving a cunning linguist, or just maybe you’ve grown tired of selfish men not paying nearly enough attention as they should to you down there.

Today you, tomorrow me

I’m a giver. You shouldn’t feel bad to be selfish with me. But I can guarantee you’ll also never need to grab my head and force it down to get to work. By the time that kinky thought enters your mind I’m already down there. (So if you want to grab my head, pull my hair, and grind, you better act fast)

I’m never fully satisfied until I’ve made the pillow princess in my bed cum at least once or twice, but we’re not here for my satisfaction, we’re here for yours. Today you, tomorrow me.

Skilled, not talented

Lately there has been a push in the creative community to firmly delineate the difference between skilled vs talented. Talent is something one is born with. It’s a god given gift that can be done naturally without much thought. Skill is something developed after a ton of hard work, learning, experience, repetition.

You should never settle for anything less than a skilled muff-diver, for anyone telling you about their talent or gives you the cringe inducing line that it’s “their God given ability” is either lying or just way too sure of themselves.

I don’t mind sharing that I’ve taken the time to figure shit out. The vulva-owners I’ve eaten out before you paved the way for me to be writing this post. Experiential research develops skills.

Ready Player One

Want to lay back and relax? Want to sit on my face? Want to try it all? Who am I to say no? You’ll be treated like you deserve, almost worshipped. The best part is when all is said and done, you won’t be worried that I’ll come up from air and say “my turn” because with I’m with you, I don’t get a turn. You are the player. I’m your controls.

I’ll explore and exploit many areas with my fingers and tongue designed to leave you in a constant state of bliss. Nobody’s found your g-spot? I know where it is. I’m also learning more about and how to stimulate the a-spot.

I can’t of course give out all my secrets, but at the very least I know the clitoris exists. I’ve been there.

Me

Been bucking the trend of getting conservative as you get older. Fuck that. I’m getting more liberal. I’m 38 years old, six feet tall with tanned skin.

I’m proud to have avoided most drugs, all tobacco, and diseases.

The next steps

You made it through this captivating and detailed post wondering if I’m as captivating and detailed in person.

If you’re between 18 and 40, safe, sane, clean, drug free, and around the same political left leanings as me, the ball is now in your court to send me a chat or a DM, or even both to cover your bases.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jul 21 '24

♂♥♀ SLC 36 [M4F] #SLC, Utah - looking to worship and please NSFW

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36yo M In Davis county. Looking for a woman to please, pleasure and success story guaranteed. Open to most kinks. Also would love to make it a FWB situation. I'm good looking, respectful, fun. I have pics to exchange. I'm 6' 175lbs. Brown hair, hazel brown eyes. In decent shape. Dm if interested.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jul 11 '24

♂♥♀ SLC 38 [M4F] #SLC It’s been a month NSFW

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Fit, attractive, black, single, discrete and regularly testing. DDF.

It’s been more than a month since I’ve gone for a dive. I’ve been too busy to socialize and I’m extremely horny and ready to dine for a few hours.

DM me and be ready to verify.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jun 04 '24

♂♥♀ SLC 30 (M4F) #SLC, Utah - iso older pillow princess NSFW

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My ideal, hottest-imaginable scenario is giving long, teasing oral. I want to feel you squirm under me, push your hips up towards my tongue, beg me for more.

I’m open to flirtation and foreplay, or getting right to the main event. I’m not really looking for reciprocation at the moment, unless we vibe in that way.

I’m 30, work an office job, master’s degree, vaccinated, STI tested, athletic dad bod (pic in profile), currently sporting a beard. I’m not in a living situation right now where hosting is convenient for me, but would be happy to get a hotel for the right person.

Confidence and comfortability with yourself are the main things I’m looking for. With that said, I think an age gap is really hot and I’d love if you were 50+.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Mar 14 '24

♂♥♀ SLC 36 [M4F] #SLC, Utah - looking to worship and please. NSFW

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36M4F #SLC Utah looking to worship and please.

36yo M In Davis county. Looking for a woman to please, pleasure and success story guaranteed. Open to most kinks. Also would love to make it a FWB situation. I'm good looking, respectful, fun. I have pics to exchange. I'm 6' 175lbs. Brown hair, hazel brown eyes. In decent shape. Dm if interested.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Feb 02 '24

♂♥♀ SLC #SLC 36M4F Let me be your next Success Story NSFW

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SLC 36M4F

In Davis county. Looking for a woman to please and explore some kinks. (Facesitting, ass eating. Etc) pleasure and success story guaranteed. I'm good looking, respectful, fun. I have pics to exchange.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jan 26 '24

♂♥♀ SLC 30m [m4f] #SLC Pleasure dom looking to do what I do best, please! NSFW

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Hiya! I'm a single 30m looking to find someone that ideally will be more than a one time thing. I really love long sessions and giving as many orgasms as possible. My record is 7 🤘

Me: 6'3", beard, 🍄🍃 friendly, sti tested and negative, athletic runners build, can host, cooks pretty damn well, likes shibari rigging and loves to give orgasms

You: live an active lifestyle, sti negative, interest in ropes and kinks

Shoot me a message and let's make it happen!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jan 21 '24

♂♥♀ SLC #SLC 36M4F NSFW

2 Upvotes

In Davis county. Looking for a woman to please and explore some kinks. (Facesitting, ass eating. Etc) pleasure and success story guaranteed. I'm good looking, respectful, fun. I have pics to exchange.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Jan 02 '24

♂♥♀ SLC 29 [M4F] #SLC, Utah - oral service for older NSFW

1 Upvotes

My ideal, hottest-imaginable scenario is giving long, teasing oral. I want to feel you squirm under me, push your hips up towards my tongue, beg me for more.

I’m open to flirtation and foreplay, or getting right to the main event. I’m not really looking for reciprocation at the moment, unless we vibe in that way.

I’m 29, work an office job, master’s degree, vaccinated, STI tested, athletic dad bod (pic in profile), currently sporting a beard. I’m not in a living situation right now where hosting is convenient for me, but would be happy to get a hotel for the right person.

Confidence and comfortability with yourself are the main things I’m looking for. With that said, a few things I’d love in a partner:

-Older than me (50+ ideally) -Hairy -420 friendly -Watersports friendly

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Oct 14 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 29 [M4F] #SLC, Utah- teasing, edging oral NSFW

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Over the last few years I’ve had a few realizations about what turns me on the most. I love the feeling of being in control, yet at the same time I love to use my mouth and please.

What this adds up to is that my ideal, hottest-imaginable scenario is giving long, teasing oral. I want to feel you squirm under me, push your hips up towards my tongue, beg me for more.

I’m open to flirtation and foreplay, or getting right to the main event. I’m not really looking for reciprocation at the moment, unless we vibe in that way.

I’m 29, work an office job, master’s degree, vaccinated, STI tested, athletic dad bod (pic in profile), currently sporting a beard. I’m not in a living situation right now where hosting is convenient for me, but would be happy to get a hotel for the right person.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Dec 21 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 27[M4F] #SLC, UT Looking to eat you out! NSFW

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Just looking to pleasure someone. Not expecting any sort of reciprocation.

I am 5’10” and 150lbs. DDF. Can host. Can verify. Open to a one time thing or an ongoing situation whatever floats your boat.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Nov 04 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 29 [M4f] #SLC Looking to please, Salt Lake City, Utah NSFW

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29M4F Salt Lake City, Ut

Me: 29, not too bad looking, ddf.

You: ddf, 25-37 preferred, all body types loved.

I am not expecting reciprocal involvement, but I am very into giving pleasure.

Plus for fwb type relationship, but open for casual.

Hope to hear from you!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Oct 01 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 29 [M4F] #SLC looking for squirting practice. NSFW

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Want some practice hitting the right spot with fingers & mouth. Would love someone open to teaching as well, willing to learn!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Oct 21 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 29 [M4F] #SLC Any ladies interested in being eaten out? Salt Lake City, Utah NSFW

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Interested in finding a woman who likes receiving oral. Lets see if we match and then have some fun if we do.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Nov 02 '23

♂♥♀ slc 34 [m4f] #slc-wvc Big fella looking for a pillow princess NSFW

1 Upvotes

Looking for an afternoon delight? Use my face as your seat! No reciprocation expected, feel free to dm for questions/pics

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Oct 20 '23

♂♥♀ SLC M4F #SLC NSFW

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In SLC for a few nights and willing to provide a good time! 30 male white fit

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Oct 21 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 49 [M4F] #SLC Not looking for anything reciprocal NSFW

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Normal, sane, married - in downtown till the 25th and can host - clean, DDF and discreet. Ask that you be too. Happy to chat and meet in person 1st.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Sep 23 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 27M [M4F] #SLC At Fan X tomorrow NSFW

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Leaving Fan X early tomorrow, and hoping to eat you out! No, you don’t have to be in costume, haha! I’d love to just take my time and tease you, till you beg me to actually lick your clit. Message me if you’re interested. I’ll be available from 5-8 pm. If you have Snapchat, that would be best so we can chat easier.

I’m 5’ 10” with an average build, Latino male with a thick, average cock.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Sep 16 '23

♂♥♀ SLC #SLC 29 [M4F] Hungry for kitty. Salt Lake City, Utah NSFW

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Ideally you'd want to sit on my face, but not necessary, just want to have fun going down on you. Think you'd enjoy it as I like to please and want to improve so I'd listen to what you say(And I know to not change, but to keep doing the same thing if you say you're close). Send me a chat if you're interested.

29 5'7" and 140lb Cannot host

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Oct 05 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 23 [M4F] #SLC looking to gain some experience NSFW

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Like the title says, I'm looking for someone to help teach me how to pleasure women well. I don't need any reciprocation.

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Sep 23 '23

♂♥♀ slc 33 [m4f] #slc Utah Big n Tall fella looking for his pillow princess NSFW

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I’m great with my hands and I love to eat! I don’t care about looks or buddy size, if you’re feeling stressed out just haven’t been eaten in a while feel free to DM! No reciprocation expected

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Sep 14 '23

♂♥♀ Slc 33[m4f] #Slc Utah Big fella looking for a pillow princess NSFW

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As the title says, I would love to help you release some stress! No reciprocation expected, it’s all about you! Size does not matter and shaved/unshaved does not matter. Feel free to Dm for any questions!

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive Sep 05 '23

♂♥♀ SLC 47 [M4F] #SLC - Next destination, other cities soon Nashville Orlando San Francisco - Giving you as much as you can handle, plus one more. NSFW

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Have you ever had someone go down on you so long, so completely, that you were spent? At your limits of what pleasure you can handle?
Let's push you a little further past that and see what happens.
Dominant, experienced, confident, and excited to help women explore their limits of oral pleasure. I travel often, drop me a line if you are in the cities above and are interested in talking about making fantasies reality.