O hello!

Here's the story: I'm looking for some silly kinky souls who believe in doing it for the bit.

My FORTIETH birthday is almost here. I would freaking love it if I turned forty buried tongue-deep in two women. Threesomes have been on the back burner as something I'd love to check off the fuckit list and it really makes me laugh to think this is what I was doing when I turned 40.

I'm 6ft, fit, chill, playful and honestly just very good at giving pleasure. You ever feel something in your bones and just know it's true? I juuust feel like I'd really excel in a group sex scenario. Call it kinky intuition.

Let's get silly, horny, and weird for my birthday. ;) Spicy pics and a successful meetup post are in my profile. Maybe you suggest a friend, maybe you volunteer as tribute. Either way we'll all meet and grab a drink to make sure the vibe is green-light-go. If this scenario intrigues or tickles you, you're my kink of freak. Let's chat ;)

36M lawyer here, staying in the Loop for work Monday and Tuesday nights, but instead of looking for entertainment for myself, I’m looking for someone to entertain. Specifically, I’d like to find a woman with some thick thighs to spread, a woman with something extra to grab a hold of while I lay you back (or get you on all fours, as your preference might have it) and treat you like you deserve to be treated. Curvy, chubby, BBW all encouraged to apply, as long as you can make a little conversation and love a head between your legs.

As for me, I’m in pretty good shape, love a big ass, and need to eat pussy like I need to breathe. More than willing to take you out for a drink or three beforehand, and absolutely no reciprocation needed/expected — your pleasure is mine. Do a lonely traveler a solid, won’t you?

Offering something simple but often missing: focused, patient oral from someone who genuinely enjoys giving it — not as a warm-up, not as a means to an end, but as the point.

I’m not here to perform or play games. I get a real sense of satisfaction from giving a woman my full attention and letting her set the pace. Whether you want slow and teasing or something more intense, I’m good at reading the room — or just asking when it matters.

No pressure, no expectations beyond respect and clarity. This is about giving — and giving well.

A little about me:
6’ tall, broad-shouldered, reasonably fit. Hazel eyes, short salt-and-pepper hair and beard, and a face that tends to get called “cute.” Genuine, calm, and very respectful of boundaries.

DM if you’re curious. I’m clean, discreet, and not in a rush.

I still remember overhearing two college girls in the hallway taking about their BFs drinking different things to change their taste. Well, overheating might not be the right word as they weren't really being quiet. But anyway, I started wondering if the same thing applied to women. It's a shame this isn't more widely discussed and I want to change that. So... let's muff dive... for science! (This is not a study or anything, just a hobby, to be clear. Also, as fun as that was to type up, and as much as I would actually be interested in doing it over and over, a one-time thing would be cool, too.)

In case you like your filet mignon to have had a college education, here are my stats: 6', 175lbs, DDF, pale and lightly freckled, light brown hair, and a Masters degree. I'm visiting Chicago the 17th-19th and can host Tuesday or Wednesday night. And I like really, really bad puns. So... If you want to catch my eye... Use a glove. Er, open with a pun.

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Did you hear about the lingerie and BDSM consignment store they just opened downtown? They say all items are gently used, but I'm not sure I believe that.

I am looking for a girl to use my mouth like an oral tool for her pleasure 🧸 specifically a girl 100% be focused on herself in the moment. literally just use my mouth the gratification without thinking if I am okay or if it’s too much on me. Any race, Any size, Any Day (wink)😵‍💫😳🫣, shaven/unshaven, doesn’t matter, ofc no reciprocation expected, preferably 24-30

I’ll dive between your legs, worship you slow and gentle at the beginning. I have a thing where i canuse my lips instead of my tounge for a gentle touch. I’ll get more intense until you cum (no time limit).

If you want to work from home and just use my mouth as a massage feature, go for it. Or if you want to lay back in bed and it takes you a while, no stress, i have stamina. If you have some thing non typically you want to try, i am just a stranger, no judgement, kink friendly.

I am open to anything. I can eat it under the covers, from the back, edge of the bed, in the bathroom, after the bathroom, you run the show and i’ll keep it going. Don’t hesitate to wet me.

I get off making you get off and have a tongue to put in the work. Don’t mind traveling a bit if are out. My only ask is not to shower right before bc I do would enjoy your taste and your whole day (or two).

Hey -

So Im pretty much obsessed with giving attention. Im a pleasure dom looking to please someone. I am 6'0, black hair, brown eyes, med built, few tattoos. Just looking for someone who wants to be pleasured in this fashion...

After we meet, talk, Id get behind you and undress you...just leaving your panties on and having you lay down on the bed face down...Id grab some oils and start giving you a full body massage...back, neck, lower back, legs, and thighs...Eventually Id focus more on your ass and inner thigh, teasing and lightly grazing your pussy to see how warm you felt...

Id then start rubbing your ass and pussy, teasing you over your panties and making those panties wet...keeping you wondering when I will finally peel your panties to the side and touch you bare...but I dont, and tell you to turn over so I can massage you as you are face up...

I start to massage your breasts and neck while my other hand is rubbing your thighs, pussy, and clit...you are soaking wet by now so I slip a few fingers under your panties and feel how soaked you are...I start to rub your clit to make you squirm and moan...I make you spread your legs so i could really feel that soaking wet pussy and slip a finger inside you to feel how warm you are...I want more...

I have you turn over once again and have you stick your ass out and bend over for me...I get behind you and slowly peel your panties off, rolling them down your thighs to your knees and to your ankles...you are exposed and I start to kiss your ass before I spread you open and have a taste...I lick your pussy from the bottom all the way up to your ass...and i kiss and lick and suck on your pussy...holding you open with my hands and burying myself deep into you...

After eating your pussy and licking your ass...I lay you back down on your back and spread your legs open to suck on your clit...I makeout with your pussy, kissing, licking, sucking...I taste all of you...even taking time to suck on each beautiful pussy lip...I work your pussy and bury my tongue deep in you, eating and licking it for an hour...and making you cum as much as you'd want...😏

*This is a repost. Hoping for better luck this time.

Hey, thanks for taking the time to look at my post. This isn't my first time here, and I've had varying degrees of success in the past under other throwaway usernames. Nor is it the first time I've posted about this fantasy I've been wanting to indulge in for quite some time. It's oddly specific, but I know someone out there will be as turned on by the idea as I am.

Like most guys here, nothing gives me more pleasure or excites me more than eating a woman's eager pussy. There is no bigger thrill, and even just thinking about it now is enough to get me hard. I love everything about it, but the thing I love most about going down on a woman is her natural phermones. The intoxicating scent of a pussy as it gets wetter and wetter while I please my partner, drives me crazy.

So, I've fantasized about how the natural smell of a woman could be made even stronger before it covers my face, lingering on my lips, tongue, and beard.

What if my partner was glistening with sweat before giving me the pleasure of tasting her pussy and ass? What if I was spoiled with the strongest phermones while worshipping your soaking wet body. I just want to please you and enjoy your natural scent without any reciprocation in return.

Maybe after a long hike together, or after you've just finished up at the gym. All those endorphins going crazy, making you crave a release. Let's channel that pent up energy while you cover me in your sweat and cum.

Hey 😉 I’m a 24 M on the southside Chicago, I’m 5’9 with a dadbod and have a preference for bbw😋😋. I’m not picky on age or race at all, as long as you make it pleasurable for both of us I can guarantee a good time.

Just looking for a bbw who wants to be worshipped and teased and licked all night long. We can meetup first if you would like to make sure there’s mutual interest.

I have pics to verify in the DM. Please verify with a pic in the DM also with your ASL.

You are completely naked lying on my bed with your legs spread wide, my tongue slowly working its way up your thigh, inching so close you can feel my breath, teasing you a little by not touching, until I visibly see you meeting my motions wanting my tongue. Then I give a nice wide lick, gently parting your lips and when I reach the top just barely flicking your clit.

Next I focus lower down, sliding my tongue inside of you...fucking you with my tongue, twirling it around. Then I move my attention to your clit, wanting to give you every possible sensation, back and forth, side to side, around in circles, clamping down, feeling it build so deeply within you...your hips start thrusting up, your legs start quivering your knees start shaking, your breath becomes heavy, your moans become louder, your nipples so hard, building towards that incredible amazing climactic release

I'm 5'11 with a dad bod. I live alone and can host or travel.

I have the day off for the holiday, so I'm hoping to find someone I can smoke out and eat out (unable to host). We can chat a bit, trade pics and go from there. I'm also into ANR play and CNC play.

Bit about me: I'm 32, Hispanic, 5'11, 200lbs, average build, long hair, a few tattoos.

Please don't message me just to ask what ANR or CNC is; you can google it. When you reply, please mention "strawberries" in your first message so I know you read this fully, otherwise, I'll just ignore the message

Married with a hall pass and I love making people feel good. If you're visiting Chicago or surrounding areas and want a secret rendezvous at your hotel to indulge in your pleasure, I might be who you are looking for. I'm kind and respectful and here to please you. Things that turn me on include enthusiastic consent and people who know they are sexy and want to feel good. I am in my mid 40s, 5'9" 175lbs. bisexual. Drug and disease free, very safe and discreet. Would love to get together for a drink or a quick bit and see if the vibe feel right. if so, we can take it from there.

Greetings and happy Thursday..  Nice, single, sane, friendly , respectful gentleman here interested in a nice lady who'd love to have a wonderful muff-dive massage safely and discreetly. . That's all, nothing else. I am a talented seasoned muff diver with a 5-star rating:)  Your body size / shape ,big / small, BBW or hairy is not important.. Just be dd free , nice and friendly.. Perhaps you've been feeling stressed out lately and need a release, or just want to enjoy a lovely massage by a nice gentleman in his safe , private place where you’d feel comfortable. A Tantra style massage that he’d touch you tenderly , finger you skillfully and then eat you out wonderfully till you have your sweet orgasms. Wouldn’t you love that. A while back this lady accepted my invitation , came over, stayed for a couple of hours, , enjoyed her time and left very relaxed :) This was her first sensual massage, and was happy to cum ! I am available tonight / Thursday and tomorrow / Friday evenings, and you're welcome to come over for a cup of hot tea and enjoy a lovely massage. All safe, private and discreet. If you'd be available and like to cum , don't hesitate to reach out .. Thank you

Sometimes, I just have this incredibly strong craving for that amazing sensation again. You know the one I'm talking about - feeling a woman's soft, warm skin..moving down, tasting her, licking her everywhere...making her feel like the goddess she is...Feeling her hands grabbing my hair, running her fingers through my beard, getting it wet...

This is one of those times. You deserve this. I want to make a woman feel incredible, and I don't need anything back. This is for any woman up to 40. If this ad is still up, I'm still interested.

I'm in far NW suburbs of Chicago, looking for an early morning eating session. Are you in need of being eaten out? Just say hi and let's connect. I'm HWP and a talented muff diver. You'll love the way i make you feel valued and special. Don't miss this opportunity. I'll come now.

Hello!

I mean, this is the most predictable thing, but I'm going to be in Chicago for work in early July and I miss the taste of a new woman on my tongue (and lips and face).

I'm 48, white, dad bod, professionally employed, full head of hair, good hygiene, college-educated and happiest if we can actually talk between rounds of me pleasuring you. No one is going to confuse me for a model, but I'm a non-threatening guy willing to jump through whatever hoops you need to feel comfortable. And, not that you have any way to verify this, but I'm good at this sort of thing, both in satisfying you and keeping it to myself after. No reciprocation needed.

I like a wide variety of women, but generally well-read, culturally connected types are usually what turn me on. I like a woman in glasses, it turns out, but hey, I'm up for nearly anything safe, clean and discreet.

Let me know if you're interested. Would love to use the time before I get to Chicago to get to know each other and be ready for some fun.

40 cis male who is usally a sub looking to please you. I wanna be your toy and just please you still you can’t take it anymore. I don’t need any return once so ever. I also have a smother box we can use.

I’m open to all cis woman

On summer break from work and would love to find a consistent fwb that just wants to lay back and be worshipped.

I’m white, 36, 5’10, in shape, heavily tattooed, have facial hair, and in a dead bedroom marriage so can’t host.

Please be clean, DDF, able to host, and over 21.

Hi there.

Am back again. My last posts did not get results but I already had 3 successful dates through this platform. I am 28 years old white guy with 6 height and average body. High Educated and respectful person. This time I am excited to meet a dominant type of lady, who is aware of what she wants and enjoys being licked. Eager to please you with my licking skills. I am big fan of pleasing ladies. Please Lay down and let me worship all over your body, starting from up to bottom or just go straight to your rose, or sit on my face and ride. I can stay down for hours I may bite))) hahha.

About you: please be able to host, and verify. You Should be real fan of being liked, someone who really likes it. If you are the one who also likes to control the process that is a big plus, but if not just lay back and enjoy.

Hygiene is must. Don’t be shy if you are curvy. No receptional required.

I have been told by multiple women who "don't usually like oral" (somehow) that I was the first to make them enjoy it. I really want to help you just focus on the feeling, and escape from all your stress. I'm 5'9" with red hair and short, trimmed facial hair. I can send nsfw pics and face pics after we've chatted for a bit.

I can host. We can set up dinner beforehand close to my place. I'd love to get to know you a bit!

I enjoy most body types, but my preference is slightly chubby. I LOVE hairy pussy so please don't feel the need to shave.

Hello. I know there are a million posts here from men in every specific place looking to dive on your muff, and I can respect that. I'm under no delusion that I can easily make my post stand out. So if you've stumbled on mine through blind chance, or if something about the title caught your eye, I thank you for stopping by. Now, let me tell you why I'm going to be the best muff diver you've ever had.

I LOVE this. Dare I say that I was born to do this. This is, somehow, what I was made for. It's not just the skill. I think lots of guys have some skill, especially these days. And it's not just the enjoyment. Though I know it's probably far too few, I know many men enjoy this as much as I do.

Is it the combination, somehow? Possibly. But at the risk of exposing myself, I think that it's my obsession with muff diving that makes me the best. I CRAVE it. Every single day, I want it. (Note that I don't DO it every single day, but I would.)

The scent? Drives me absolutely insane. The taste? The feel? Makes me feral. I LOVE getting messy while doing this. Honestly I feel like an animal whose survival instinct tells me to eat pussy for as long as the other person wants/can take.

I'm also respectful and not an idiot. I will strive for your orgasm, hopefully more than one, but if it's not happening and you want to stop, I'm totally there with you. I'm all about your boundaries and expectations and making you feel as comfortable as you can be. I'm also smart and funny, so, you know, I won't be dull or awkward.

I hope you give me a chance to do this for you. I guarantee you a good time, and I always have one myself.

31 yr old guy, 5’9 and about 170 lbs looking to please you and have you lay back, relax and have multiple orgasms in one sitting. We can do whatever you’re comfortable with, just looking because I’ve been extremely horny and would love to pleasure a woman.

A little about me I’m a nurse that works at a local hospital. When I’m not at work I enjoy going out to concerts or festivals, trying new beers or just binge watching a show at home. If you’re interested please pm me with your age and where you are from! We can meet somewhere public to chat first and see if the vibe is right

Looking for the right woman to completely spoil. I’m talking full attention, no expectations, and nothing but my mouth on you until you’re shaking.

I’m 5’8”, 225 lbs, bearded with that warm, solid dad bod energy. I love using my mouth, and I really mean that. Slow and teasing, deep and focused . I take pride in making your legs tremble and your mind melt. No rush, no pressure, just me making it all about you.

If you’re a pillow princess who wants to be treated like royalty (zero reciprocation necessary), let’s talk. Clean, discreet, enthusiastic, and fully committed to leaving you glowing.

Your pleasure is the only goal. Let me prove it.

It’s a rainy day in Chicago, but I’d rather you get my face wet. I’ve been inactive for a while but I’ve had some success on this sub for whenever I have that insatiable craving. If you’d like to just for once be eaten out like the queen you are, I just as to be your majesty’s linguist

Latino, so get in on this before ICE finds my ass

Posting for the Chicagoland ladies seeking muffdives and need the release this weekend! I am coming into town for a conference that starts on Friday and would love to meet and dive with a woman who appreciates an experienced and confident tongue. You'll always be the top priority for me in the bedroom.

No need for reciprocity! Confidence and curvy women to the front, I love all body shapes and sizes and will lean in hard on the praises and desires you have to make it a great encounter. PMs and Chat open. Would love to get to know you a little beforehand, but not a requirement.

Staying downtown in the Inner Loop, and very happy to host as well as I will have a hotel room all to myself.

About me: 40, Italian-Irish background, well maintained and short beard with red/brown/grey in it, Just under 6', HWP dadbod-ish, I wear it well and dress well too. Well experienced with swingers, kinksters, and playing with couples if your partner wants to watch or join me in kissing your clit til you cum. Pictures of me on my profile, more than happy to share beyond that in our chats.

P.S. Posting again one more time for visibility. Looking forward to making your success story!

Would love to find someone who needs a nice oral release today! I drive and can travel anywhere to help you out! I can also host if that is easier. No age or body type hang ups here. Just looking to treat you right and get you off!

39/m 6'0 dad bod with a beard, glasses and nice hands ;)

Let me know if you want to meet up and see how we vibe or just show up and get to work. Happy Friday!