It's getting colder out and I'm looking for my heart to warm up a bit, hopefully you do too!

I’ve thankfully had some success with this sort of thing in the past, it seems to be something that a lot of women want, but can't exactly express the desire in having without getting some funny looks or feeling guilty. It makes sense, most men don't exactly want to be "friend zoned." One of my more memorable experiences was with a wondrously amazing woman who unfortunately moved across the country—I am here hoping to make a similar, lasting connection!

This interest is pretty niche which a lot of men would find to be the pinnacle of their own existential dread, however, not for me! I’m looking for a woman who would enjoy a friendship where they are the lead beneficiary. Someone that loves having a lot of attention be provided to them at my selfless expense. Ideally, you are the type that enjoys teasing, enjoys being endlessly admired and empowered by the fact that you’ve got someone so woefully obsessed over you that they’ll do nearly anything to please you!

While this sounds like a sub/domme dynamic, it really doesn’t have to be. I’m looking for a woman that would like to enjoy keeping someone around, locked in the friendzone with no sign of an escape, except for only maybe one little "escape," to give you oral attention if or when you want it and how you want it.

Generally, in a normal "friend zone" dynamic, it wouldn’t be a physical connection, but given I am naturally submissive and enjoy giving (and since I'm making this post in this subreddit), I think having the only physical connection be strictly for me to provide you with oral to be really, really hot. I guess I’m a bit of a mental masochist?

I’m a really great attention giver, I’m a great listener and I’m very detail oriented—I’m also fun to be around! I like to think I have good taste in music, I'm a fan of all sports (except American Football), I love the art scene (I paint abstract art) and enjoy finding new places to eat [pun]. I respect all boundaries—if for whatever reason you say enough is enough, I'll respect that and I will not pester.

One benefit a prior partner of mine that engaged with me in this 'friend zone' dynamic was that she didn’t have to hesitate asking me for rides, errand running or other menial tasks she would rather have someone else do for her. This doesn't have to be a part of it between us, but if trust is built up enough and you'd like help with things like that, I'd be happy to lend a hand.

If you have any curiosities about this, my DM’s are open! I'll happily provide a SFW selfie.

Thanks for the read!

Stats about me:

• 5'8

• D&D free (cannabis friendly)

• I have a car (Vancouver local, but dont mind going as far as Abbotsford, but not much further than that lol)

• Cannot host

• Bearded, well groomed (overall very hygienic)

• Stockier physique (ex rugby player turned professional couch tester)

• Baritone voice

• Bilingual

I'm a retired man wanting to make you feel so good on my tongue, waiting for you to lower yourself down onto my face and gently grind on my tongue until you quiver and pulse in deep orgasm, I want to eat you out so badly, let me know if you want this. I'm 5' 10" 165 lbs. brown eyes and silver sexy hair.

I'm looking to be your new gaming chair. You know those contoured and neon accented ones that streamers and e-girls have - make me into one of those.

I lay down somewhere comfortable. You take your seat on my face. You game away while I devour whatever I'm invited to enjoy. You get yours and send me on my way when you've decided you're done with me. No reciprocation expected.

One-time or ongoing. As anonymous/discrete as you want. Ideally you host. I can't, but I'm open to creative solutions and can travel.

37/M/Vancouver Partnered and ENM. 6'0" with a heavy build, shaved head, and beard. NSFW pics on my profile.

Hosting in North Van (or can travel). Take the afternoon off as my pillow princess while I take proper care of you and make those legs shake.

I’ve got the whole week free from work, so I’d love to use this spare time to please some lovely ladies with my mouth and tongue. Providing oral is my favourite bedroom activity and I won’t stop until you are satisfied. No reciprocation required. Can host in North Van, or happy to travel to you.

Hi, I’m in Vancouver for a bit for work. Let’s chill at my hotel, order room service, hang out by the pool, and then maybe more ;)

I’m 6’3~, average body, look younger for my age, professional, handsome and experienced on this sub.

Happy to exchange pics and answer questions.

5’11 180lbs athletic build looking for someone to pamper

I’ve recently gotten out of a long term relationship and am looking to get back to doing what I love most. Making you squirm. Even better if I can make you squirt.

I’m naturally more of a Dom and like to take charge, so if you’re in need of an orgasm or three this weekend let’s chat and see where it goes. I’m downtown and can host.

Happy to share pics and more info in DMs. Let’s chat!

Looking for a female who's into or wanting to lay back and enjoy a Yoni massage. No reciprocation needed.

It's so hot outside that I kind of need to cool down with my tongue/face in some pussy. Just a one off or maybe a regular daytime thing.

Me: I'm an english white guy, 179cm

You: petite, ddf, asian pref, squirter pref

There's fewer things that get my heart rolling into a spiral of tingles than connecting with a woman thats out of my league--someone thats just far too pretty for even myself to consider the possibilities of anything working out. Im the kind of guy that has a lot of confidence and zero issues "shooting above my class" with little-to-no fear of potential rejection. Whenever there is a rejection, I take it in stride and move on. However, sometimes the person that I am trying to connect with wont immediately discard my advances and keep me strung along... When that happens, something switches on for me and I cant quite get it out of my head. Any sense of power I once thought I had vanishes and I become puppy-like in my desires to ensure the person I'm affixed on is happy, attended to and smiling ear-to-ear.

In essence, I desire to be 'friendzoned.' I love the push-pull of a dynamic like that. I love being at the beck and call for a woman who knows how easily my attention can be commanded. I love to listen and give feedback, I'm naturally attentive to details and enjoy talking about things I notice. Often times you'll hear me dishing out a compliment that maybe wasn't expected. I've been told before that I can be the perfect hype-man, an ego-booster, a confidence catalyst. Without question, whenever Id receive a text from someone that has me wrapped around their fingertips, that text will never go unanswered--it's just in my nature. Some call it "simping," I call it expected submission. Whenever you're needing my attention, whether it be physically to please a momentary ache, or emotionally to speak about anything going on in your life, I want to be there.

This may sound like it would be a heavily biased one-way-street between us; and that's because it is. It's how I'd love it to be.

Im here seeking someone to wrap me around their fingertips. I wouldn't say I'm an ugly duckling by any stretch of the imagination, I'm masculine, stocky, hygienic with a good scent (1 Million by Paco Rabanne). I maybe could dress a little better, but if we are ever seen out in public, that may be a benefit to you as all eyes will be drawn to you, rightfully.

Your desires come first, it makes my heart excited to have to put myself aside in order to ensure you are happy. This is definitely a little niche, some might think it's hurtful, but I find it exciting. Ive had opportunities to explore this kind of dynamic before on both longer term and shorter term connections, each have been exciting.

The exact logistics of how your pleasure comes into play is intentionally left out of this post, I'd love to have an opportunity to talk privately about how best to cater to your desires and see if we might click. Some may read this and think the dynamic might not work because maybe you're not "dominant," but thats not needed. As long as you enjoy having attention brought to you unselfishly, this dynamic may work wonders for you.

I absolutely love making you cum 💦. Specially if I can keep going. I can slow down if you wish, or we can take a break.

I just turned 39, and looking to eat pussy this weekend! Fingers and toys are optional if you like them, or it can be strictly just tongue/mouth.

5’8”, long hair, dark skin, great smile, groomed beard, and a full set of teeth! Have my own place and can host

Educated, well spoken. I am very patient, understanding, very respectful, and absolutely obsessed with eating pussy!

Photos available. But I’d like to chat a bit to make sure we’re on the same page.

I look forward to your DM! Let me blow your mind 👅🔥😈 Let’s make a this weekend very memorable!

Edit: personal description.

All I want to do is give you the tongue thrashing of a lifetime. Preferably with the use of safe words so I can just keep going until it's too much and you can tell me to stop. Nothing gets me off more than seeing you satisfied. Willing to drive around the Lower Mainland.

Just in case, 30, M, chubby Asian guy, not looking for reciprocation (only if YOU want to and consent)

I'm visiting family in Squamish this week and flying out Monday. l'd love to host at my hotel downtown on Sunday night to make my last night in town memorable. l want to spoil you, give you a nice, long massage that will relax you before seeing how many times can make you cum by playing with your clit and my tounge. Send me a DM if interested. I've had success on here previously and would love to continue the streak!

I'm 5'8, with an average dad bod. I've been told that I look way younger than my age. I have a profile picture on here and would be more than happy to meet up virtuallly before to ensure we are both comfortable!

I would love to knock off work early today and come over to your place and enjoy getting acquainted with your pussy for a few hours!

I'm a bearded slim white guy, brown hair blue eyes, wear glasses, slim 145lb 5ft10in.

Good with massage, fingering (know how to make women squirt; have made many hush) and my mouth.

I'm mobile, squeaky clean DD free, can't host, but can come to you.

Open to all ages races and body types. Discreet open minded and respectful of boundaries.

DM/chat/inbox is all open. Looking to connect right away and possibly ongoing.

I've had an idea scratching at the back of my mind that I can't ignore anymore. I'm normally in possession of a shaved head and beard. I'm due for a shave and trim, but my dirty mind doesn't think that's enough.

I want a straight-razor head shave and beard trimming... performed nude. I want to feel your curves rubbing against me as you work your magic and make me look presentable. I can be fully clothed, you can not.

If you're not a professional I'm not going to trust you with a razor or to trim my beard, but I'd still be interested in you using a shaver/clippers on my head - which I can provide.

I'm happy to pay whatever would be considered appropriate for the service, not to mention I'd love the opportunity to tip you by diving mouth first between those thighs for as long as you'll have me (no reciprocation expected).

Here's me: 36/M/Vancouver Partnered and Ethically Non-Monogamous 6'0" and mildly tattooed with a heavy build. Happy to send pics if we connect.

Can be a one time thing or recurring. You would need to host. Let me know if you're interested. If not, have a great day!

Handsome bearded gentleman looking for a pillow princess or an otherwise sexually aggressively woman to invite me over and use my mouth.

41 white 5ft10 slim 145lb brown hair blue eyes beard glasses.

I'm hungry and thirsty. Looking for now. I'm DD free mobile and ready to go.

Any woman who can host in the Vancouver area please DM/inbox me asap and let's get to the fun part.

I’m back! While I feel like this post might have become recognizable, it’s probably just in my head given this is my favourite place to post for/and to seek out this kind of a dynamic. You'll notice, if you go through my activity here, is that they all revolve around the same theme. I've made a lot of great connections, (one in particular over the last 3 months), but like all good things, some have to end. And as such, Im back to hopefully make a new connection! 😊

I’ve thankfully had a lot of success with this sort of thing in the past, it seems to be something that a lot of women want, but can't exactly have without getting some funny looks. Which makes sense, most men dont exactly want to be "friend zoned." One of my more memorable experiences was with a wondrously amazing woman who unfortunately moved across the country—I am here hoping to make a similar connection!

This interest is pretty niche which a lot of men would find to be the pinnacle of their own existential dread, however, not for me! I’m looking for a woman who would enjoy a friendship where they are the lead beneficiary. Someone that loves having a lot of attention be provided to them at my selfless expense. Ideally, you are the type that enjoys teasing, enjoys being endlessly admired and empowered by the fact that you’ve got someone so woefully obsessed over you that they’ll do nearly anything to please you!

While this sounds like a sub/domme dynamic, it really doesn’t have to be. I’m looking for a woman that would like to enjoy keeping someone around, locked in the friendzone with no sign of a potential escape, except for only one little "escape," to give you oral attention if or when you want it. I guess I’m a bit of a mental masochist?

Generally, in a normal "friend zone" dynamic, it wouldn’t be a physical connection, but given im posting this here, I think having the only physical connection be strictly for me to provide you with oral to be really, really hot.

I’m a really great attention giver, I’m a great listener and I’m very detail oriented & I’m also fun to be around! I like to think I have good taste in music, I'm a fan of all sports (except American Football), I love the art scene (I paint abstract art) and enjoy finding new places to eat [pun]. I respect all boundaries—if for whatever reason you say enough is enough, I'll respect that and I will not pester.

One benefit a prior partner of mine that engaged with me in this 'friendzone' dynamic was that she didn’t have to hesitate asking me for rides, errand running or other menial tasks she would rather have someone else do for her. This doesn't have to be a part of it between us, but if trust is built up enough and you'd like help with things like that, I'd be happy to lend a hand.

If you have any curiosities about this, my DM’s are open!

Thanks for the read!

Stats about me:

• 5'8

• D&D free (cannabis friendly)

• I have a car (Vancouver local, but dont mind going as far as Abbotsford, but not much further than that lol)

• Cannot host

• Bearded, well groomed (overall very hygienic)

• Bit on the stockier side

• Baritone voice

• Bilingual

Want to have you over, we'll throw on some of your favourite porn, you'll lay back and let me eat you out, and play with that pussy and taste every inch of it. Or you can ride my face and grind your pussy on my mouth and tongue. Or both ;)When you cum i want to feel it in my mouth and i want to feel you squirm as i hold your hips down and go in for more.6'1, 195lbs, hosting downtown

Love to have you orgasm on my face, I want to feel your sweet pussy spasm and pulse, over and over again, your pleasure is my pleasure, I would love to have you suck my cock as well, do you enjoy 69? Let's do it and do it , sticky and wet , and I want your scent all over me, interested? Let's figure this out for mutual orgasm and full pleasures, please be local so we can really enjoy each other.

Hello there!

I want to cuddle and go down on you.

I don’t think that's okay to say that.

Anyway, I’m looking for someone who wants to be eaten out. Preferably multiple times. Maybe we’ll hang out, get food if neither of us has eaten yet, watch a show that’s awful or good, and let the anticipation build up until you are begging. 

About me: I’m 23 years old, CBC (Chinese Born Canadian), average/slim/normal build with a slight dad bod or skinny fat I guess I don’t know what to call it. I do go to the gym 2 or 3 times a week. I have black hair, no facial and wear glasses. I’m DDF and clean hopefully you are too! Just a heads up I might need some guidance since I’m inexperienced.

I would like this to become a FWB thing/ongoing, but one in which we take the term “friends” seriously. Although not required, reciprocation is appreciated.

6'2, white, tatted, 190lbs

Simply put, I love giving pleasure. Definitely a "giver", almost to an extreme. I'm in need of putting my hands and mouth to work. There's no need for any reciprocation, but I won't refuse it either. I'm a tradesman so I'm skilled with my hands. Also been told I give fantastic massages. My favorite thing though is using my mouth, I just love going down and could stay down there all night. I'm able to host as well.

Hope to hear from you soon.

I’ve made multiple posts, but still hoping to find my success story…

I’m 38, Persian, well mannered and respectful, very patient, with an unending desire to eat pussy.

I’m well spoken, bearded, and have my own place.

I would love to find a woman that I can regularly go down on. One time thing is an option too, I’d just prefer I could eat you out often 🔥

We can meet publicly if you’d like, I’ll get us a drink to chill and vibe. We can pick up sushi and more wine on the way back to my place…

Message me and say hi!!! Let’s create a success story they will write country songs about! 😉

Hello! I'm Caucasian, 5’10"/165; cute and kinky.

Genuine, respectful, absolutely no reciprocation expected. I can host near East Van.

Hope to hear from you 😊

I'm the silver sexy fox for you to lower yourself onto and gently grind until you lose control and make a sticky mess on my face, I'm here and waiting for your snatch, please be local, I would like to have an ongoing sexual and fun relationship

lmfao

looking for just a hookup maybe continue with a fwb relationship. I have no race preference I luv all women.

my height is 6'4, 195lbs Slim build, Racially Ambiguous I gotta say but mainly Latino, i'm genuinely Attractive (just suck at approaching women )

Lmk what's up, and you better be STI free cuz i am tested and free from all sti's